JayKillbam Personnel File

Junior Staffer JayKillbam

Employee File

PROFILE

Badge ID: 148810
Clearance Level: 4-A
Sites: 19, 64, 43
Name: JayKillbam
Age: 35
Height: 170cm
Eye Color: Blue

History:
JayKillbam joined the SCP Foundation as entry level staff in March 2020. While he did make some attempts early on to move up the ranks without feedback from his peers, JayKillbam soon realized the necessity of community within the Organization. JayKillbam made his first foray into Foundation graces with CupidCon submission Stardust. Other research soon followed. Now an active member of Site-19, JayKillbam contributes in his limited capacity to Anomalous Research.

As of July 2021, JayKillbam has been given the opportunity to work alongside MAST in the tagging department as Junior Staff.

As of September 2022, JayKillbam has stepped down form MAST duties due to negligible contributions and low activity. He was thankful for his chance to assist, but continues to focus on research.

As of August 2024, Researcher Jaykillbam is considered AWOL, due to his lack of communication with the Foundation. Current investigation as well as speculation has revealed that Jaykillbam may be creating his own alternate timeline using ulterior methods. Extant data can be gleaned by what is found in the researcher’s Lab.

Education:
Bachelor’s in Music Composition
Trained Somaliër

Master Mixologist
Arm Chair Physicist
Tenured Psychonaut
Memelord

Personal Activities:
In his off time, away from Foundation related experiments, JayKillbam moonlights as a luxury hotel bar manager. He enjoys watching Youtube. JayKillbam also is known to have a small addiction to dry-aged steaks and indulges in this pastime every chance he gets. He has a cat named “Lil’ Man”.

SCPs

SCP OVERVIEW

File	Name	Summary
SCP-5318	Los Ojos de Mi Padre	A story of Love, Loss, & LSD.
SCP-6711	Only Time Will Tell	One man against the forces of time, propelled far into the future.
SCP-5853	Ticky Taffy Town	What your children watch may take them.
SCP-7622	Alcoholics Anomalous	A Reality Bender must suppress his abilities by maintaining his alcoholism.
SCP-7029	7029	A compost challenge about a door that is hard to open as an allegory for unrequited love.
SCP-7098	A stupid ScP	A near -J that causes staff that write about it lose all writing skill.

SCP-DATA

SCP	Created	Rating	Comments	Length
SCP-5318	13 Apr 2021 03:37	67	14	30818
SCP-6711	26 May 2021 03:14	98	23	39000
SCP-5853	22 Jun 2021 00:30	94	23	57347
SCP-7622	25 Jul 2022 04:18	105	28	93904
ScP-7098	22 Oct 2022 04:57	165	40	374

TALES

TALE OVERVIEW

Name	Summary
Stardust	Two celestial bodes fall in love in a club, but one is holding something back.
What We Know So Far: Answering the Question of What, How, and Why; Green-Types	A scientific research paper looking to understand the way in which Reality Benders function.
Personnel Spotlight Site-19 F&B Director	An interview with the man who ensures staff and anomalies alike get fed.

TALE-DATA

SCP	Created	Rating	Comments	Length
Stardust	18 Feb 2021 21:51	27	3	15262
What We Know So Far: Answering the Question of What, How, and Why; Green-Types	04 Aug 2022 23:17	49	14	17379
Personnel Spotlight: Site-19, F&B Director	13 Dec 2022 23:36	38	12	10906

WORKS IN PROGRESS

For Most Recent Lab Work Please Consult:

JayKillbam's Lab

Future Projects

The Eyes Of God
A painting that drives people insane, painted in blood, and a large investigation.

The Event at Summerwood Lake
A girl summons a plague upon a park as revenge.

Left Turn
A liberal car that has alignment issues and always steers left.

The Island: A WL entry about a man who takes a short vacation to a summer island in the dead of winter, while consuming hallucinogenics he gets in way over his head when he starts asking locals about island folklore.

Found here: The Island Chapter 1