/* source: http://ah-sandbox.wikidot.com/component:collapsible-sidebar-x1 */ #top-bar .open-menu a { position: fixed; top: 0.5em; left: 0.5em; z-index: 5; font-family: 'Nanum Gothic', san-serif; font-size: 30px; font-weight: 700; width: 30px; height: 30px; line-height: 0.9em; text-align: center; border: 0.2em solid #888; background-color: #fff; border-radius: 3em; color: #888; } @media (min-width: 768px) { #top-bar .mobile-top-bar { display: block; } #top-bar .mobile-top-bar li { display: none; } #main-content { max-width: 708px; margin: 0 auto; padding: 0; transition: max-width 0.2s ease-in-out; } #side-bar { display: block; position: fixed; top: 0; left: -20em; width: 17.75em; height: 100%; margin: 0; overflow-y: auto; z-index: 10; padding: 1em 1em 0 1em; background-color: rgba(0,0,0,0.1); transition: left 0.4s ease-in-out; scrollbar-width: thin; } #side-bar:target { left: 0; } #side-bar:focus-within:not(:target) { left: 0; } #side-bar:target .close-menu { display: block; position: fixed; width: 100%; height: 100%; top: 0; left: 0; margin-left: 19.75em; opacity: 0; z-index: -1; visibility: visible; } #side-bar:not(:target) .close-menu { display: none; } #top-bar .open-menu a:hover { text-decoration: none; } /* FIREFOX-SPECIFIC COMPATIBILITY METHOD */ @supports (-moz-appearance:none) { #top-bar .open-menu a { pointer-events: none; } #side-bar:not(:target) .close-menu { display: block; pointer-events: none; user-select: none; } /* This pseudo-element is meant to overlay the regular sidebar button so the fixed positioning (top, left, right and/or bottom) has to match */ #side-bar .close-menu::before { content: ""; position: fixed; z-index: 5; display: block; top: 0.5em; left: 0.5em; border: 0.2em solid transparent; width: 30px; height: 30px; font-size: 30px; line-height: 0.9em; pointer-events: all; cursor: pointer; } #side-bar:focus-within { left: 0; } #side-bar:focus-within .close-menu::before { pointer-events: none; } } }
/* BASALT Theme [2021 Wikidot Theme] By Liryn & Placeholder McD Based on: Paperstack Theme by EstrellaYoshte Minimal Theme by Stormbreath BLANKSTYLE CSS by Placeholder McD & HarryBlank PLACESTYLE CSS by Placeholder McD Simple Yonder Theme by EstrellaYoshte Tab animation by Croquembouche */ @import url('https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Work+Sans:ital,wght@0,100;0,200;0,300;0,400;0,500;0,600;0,700;0,800;0,900;1,100;1,200;1,300;1,400;1,500;1,600;1,700;1,800;1,900&display=swap'); @import url('https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Roboto:ital,wght@0,100;0,300;0,400;0,500;0,700;0,900;1,100;1,300;1,400;1,500;1,700;1,900&display=swap'); @import url('https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Fira+Code:wght@300;400;500;600;700&display=swap'); @import url('https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Inter:wght@100;200;300;400;500;600;700;800;900&display=swap'); @import url('https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Inter:wght@100;200;300;400;500;600;700;800;900&display=swap'); /* MAIN */ /* ======================= */ :root { --title: " SCP FOUNDATION"; --subtitle: " SECURE • CONTAIN • PROTECT"; --barColour: rgb(20, 20, 20); --fnColor: rgb(15, 15, 15); --fnLinger: 1s; --logo: url(https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/local--files/theme:basalt/basalt_logotype_black.png); --sidelogo: var(--logo); --sidesubtitle: var(--subtitle); --utilcolor: #FFF; --antiutilcolor: rgb(20, 20, 20); } body { background: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: 'Inter', sans-serif; } #main-content { top: -2.8rem; } #container-wrap-wrap { overflow-x: hidden; } /* ======================= */ /* HEADER & TOPBAR */ /* ======================= */ #extra-div-1 { z-index: 9; position: fixed; top: 0; left: 0; width: 1000vw; height: 5rem; box-shadow: 0px 0px 5px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.3); background: white; } #extra-div-2 { z-index: 9; position: fixed; top: 0; left: 0; width: 1000vw; height: 5rem; } #extra-div-1::before { content: var(--title); position: fixed; left: 8.5rem; top: 0.7rem; color: black; font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; font-weight: 900; font-size: 27.45px; animation: slideLeft 1s; transition-duration: 0.3s; transition-property: transform; transform: translateZ(0); } #extra-div-2::before { content: var(--subtitle); position: fixed; font-size: 1.22em; left: 8.5rem; top: 2.5rem; color: #272842; font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; font-weight: 700; animation: slideLeft 1s; } #u-header-link { display: block; position: fixed; top: 0.6rem; left: 8.3rem; height: 3.5rem; width: 15.7rem; z-index: 21; } .logo { z-index: 10; position: fixed; width: 4.5rem; height: 4.5rem; top: 0.2rem; left: 3.6rem; transition-duration: 0.3s; transition-property: transform; transform: translateZ(0); animation: slideLeft 1s; background-image: var(--logo); background-size: contain; background-repeat: no-repeat; background-position: center; } .logo:hover { transform: rotate(348deg); } #header { height: 5rem; } #header h1, #header h2 { display: none; } #top-bar { position: fixed; align-items: stretch; display: flex; flex-direction: row; justify-content: flex-start; text-transform: uppercase; font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; font-weight: 800; animation: slideLeft 1s; top: 1.7rem; max-width: 50rem; min-width: 8rem; font-size: 90%; font-weight: 800; left: 25.4rem; } #top-bar div.open-menu a { display: none; } #top-bar ul { float: left; } #top-bar ul li ul { border: none; } #top-bar ul li.sfhover ul li a, #top-bar ul li:hover ul li a { background-color: #F4F4F4; } #top-bar ul li>a { border: none; } #top-bar a { filter: grayscale(100%) saturate(0%); -webkit-filter: grayscale(100%) saturate(0%); } #top-bar ul li.sfhover a:hover, #top-bar ul li:hover a:hover { background: #F4F4F4; } #top-bar ul li.sfhover a, #top-bar ul li:hover a { border: none; } #top-bar ul li>a { transition-duration: 0.3s; transition-property: transform; transform: translateZ(0); } #top-bar ul li>a:hover { transform: translate(0px, -3px); border: none; } #top-bar ul li ul li>a:hover { animation: none; } @keyframes translateTop { 0% { opacity: 1; } 100% { transform: translate(0px, -3px); } } @keyframes slideLeft { 0% { transform: translate(-200px, 0px); opacity: 0; } 100% { opacity: 1; } } @keyframes tilt { 0% { opacity: 1; } 100% { transform: rotate(360deg); } } #login-status { position: fixed; top: 0.65rem; right: 2rem; width: fit-content; font-size: 0.78em; text-align: center; color: transparent; } #login-status > a > strong { margin-right: 0.7rem; font-size: 0.7rem; } #login-status > span { color: #333; font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; font-weight: 700; } #login-status span.printuser img { font-size: 0; transform: translate(6px, 5px); } #login-status a#my-account { display: none; } #account-topbutton { border: none; margin-left: -0.25rem; } div#search-top-box { width: 2rem; position: fixed; top: 0.76rem; right: 0.2rem; z-index: 21; } #search-top-box-input { display: none; } #search-top-box-form>input[type=submit], #search-top-box-form>input[type=submit]:hover, #search-top-box-form>input[type=submit]:focus, #search-top-box-form>input[type=submit]:target { background: url("data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fwww.w3.org%2F2000%2Fsvg%22%20viewBox%3D%220%200%20512%20512%22%3E%3Cpath%20fill%3D%22%23ddd%22%20d%3D%22M505%20442.7L405.3%20343c-4.5-4.5-10.6-7-17-7H372c27.6-35.3%2044-79.7%2044-128C416%2093.1%20322.9%200%20208%200S0%2093.1%200%20208s93.1%20208%20208%20208c48.3%200%2092.7-16.4%20128-44v16.3c0%206.4%202.5%2012.5%207%2017l99.7%2099.7c9.4%209.4%2024.6%209.4%2033.9%200l28.3-28.3c9.4-9.4%209.4-24.6.1-34zM208%20336c-70.7%200-128-57.2-128-128%200-70.7%2057.2-128%20128-128%2070.7%200%20128%2057.2%20128%20128%200%2070.7-57.2%20128-128%20128z%22%2F%3E%3C%2Fsvg%3E") 50%/0.8rem no-repeat, #000 !important; border: none; border-radius: 30%; font-size: 0; height: 1.2rem; width: 1.2rem; margin-top: 0.2rem; } .mobile-top-bar { left: unset; } /* ======================= */ /* SIDEBAR */ /* ======================= */ #u-sb-button { display: block; position: fixed; top: 0.5rem; left: 0.9rem; height: 4rem; width: 45px; color: black; font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; font-weight: 300; font-size: 2.5rem; text-decoration: none !important; z-index: 21; transition-duration: 0.3s; transition-property: transform; transform: translateZ(0); animation: slideLeft 1s; } #u-sb-button:hover { font-weight: 900; } #side-bar { box-shadow: 0px 0px 5px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.3); background: linear-gradient( 0deg, rgba(255, 255, 255, 1) 87%, rgba(250, 250, 250, 1) 100%); text-transform: uppercase; font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; font-weight: 400 !important; overflow-x: hidden; } #side-bar::before { content: var(--sidesubtitle); background: var(--sidelogo); background-size: 4.5rem; background-repeat: no-repeat; background-position: top center; padding-bottom: 0.3rem; padding-top: 4.7rem; display: inline-block; border-bottom: double 5px black; font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; font-weight: 800; text-align: center; margin-right: auto; margin-left: auto; width: 100%; text-transform: none; } #side-bar, #side-bar:target { z-index: 22; } #side-bar a { color: black; } #side-bar a:visited { color: black; } #side-bar img, iframe.scpnet-interwiki-frame { filter: grayscale(100%) saturate(0%); -webkit-filter: grayscale(100%) saturate(0%); } #side-bar .side-block { background: linear-gradient(180deg, rgba(255, 255, 255, 1) 0%, rgba(246, 246, 246, 1) 100%); border-color: transparent; border-radius: 0px; } #side-bar .side-block.media { background-color: white; border-bottom: solid 2px rgb(190, 190, 190); border-top: solid 2px rgb(190, 190, 190); margin-top: 1rem; } #side-bar .heading { color: black; border-bottom: solid 1px black; text-transform: uppercase; font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; font-weight: 800; } #side-bar .collapsible-block-folded { background-image: url(https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/theme%3Aminimal/expand.png); } #side-bar .collapsible-block-unfolded-link { border-bottom: solid 1px black; } #side-bar .collapsible-block-unfolded-link .collapsible-block-link, #side-bar .collapsible-block-unfolded-link .collapsible-block-link:hover { color: black; } /* ======================= */ /* TABS */ /* ======================= */ ul.yui-nav a { font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; padding: 3.5px; color: white; font-weight: 600; } .yui-navset .yui-nav .selected, .yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav .selected, .yui-navset .yui-nav a:hover, yui-navset .yui-nav a:active { color: white; background-color: black; } .yui-navset .yui-nav, .yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav { border: none; border-bottom: dotted 1px grey; box-shadow: 0px 0px 5px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.3); } .yui-navset .yui-content>div { display: block; top: 0; overflow: hidden; transform-origin: 0 0; } .yui-navset-top a { transition-property: background, background-color; transition-duration: 0.2s; } /* Tab animation by Croquembouche */ /*---------------------------------------------*/ #page-content .yui-navset .yui-content>div[style*="none"] { display: block !important; flex: 0; max-height: 0; padding: 0 0.5em; border-width: 0; /* The following transition affects the one that DISAPPEARS */ transition: padding 0s linear 0.5s, border-width 0s linear 0.5s, flex 0.5s cubic-bezier(.18, .51, .54, .9) 0s; animation: tab-disappear 0.5s ease-in-out 0s 1 both; } #page-content .yui-navset .yui-content>div[style*="block"] { display: block !important; flex: 1; max-height: 9999rem; /* The following transition affects the one that APPEARS */ transition: padding 0s linear 0.5s, border-width 0s linear 0.5s, flex 0.5s cubic-bezier(.18, .51, .54, .9) 0.5s; animation: tab-appear 0.5s ease-in-out 0.5s 1 both; } @keyframes tab-disappear { 0% { max-height: 9999rem; } 1% { max-height: 100vh; } 100% { max-height: 0; } } @keyframes tab-appear { 0% { max-height: 0; } 99% { max-height: 100vh; } 100% { max-height: 9999rem; } } /*---------------------------------------------*/ .yui-navset .yui-content { background: transparent; box-shadow: none; border-bottom: dotted 4px grey; } /* ======================= */ /* TAGS */ /* ======================= */ #main-content .page-tags a { line-height: inherit; background-color: rgb(20, 20, 20); border-radius: 2px 6px; color: white; font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; font-weight: 500; } .page-tags span { border-top: none; } /* ======================= */ /* CONTENT */ /* ======================= */ h1, h2, h3, h4, h5, h6 { font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; font-weight: 800; text-transform: uppercase; color: black; letter-spacing: unset; } .top-left-box>.item { display: none; } hr { background-color: #333; } .info-container { padding-bottom: 8px } /* CONTENT > CUSTOM DIVS */ /* ======================= */ .document { background: white; box-shadow: 0 0 10px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.3); margin: 26px auto 0; max-width: 550px; min-height: 300px; padding: 24px; padding-top: 50px; position: relative; width: 80%; } .document:before, .document:after { content: ""; height: 98%; position: absolute; width: 100%; z-index: -1; } .document:before { background: #fafafa; box-shadow: 0 0 8px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.2); left: -5px; top: 4px; transform: rotate(-2.5deg); } .document:after { background: #f6f6f6; box-shadow: 0 0 3px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.2); right: -3px; top: 1px; transform: rotate(1.4deg); } .darkdocument { background: rgb(30, 30, 30); box-shadow: 0 0 10px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.3); margin: 26px auto 0; max-width: 550px; min-height: 300px; padding: 24px; padding-top: 50px; position: relative; width: 80%; color: #EDEDED; } .darkdocument:before, .darkdocument:after { content: ""; height: 98%; position: absolute; width: 100%; z-index: -1; } .darkdocument:before { background: rgb(25, 25, 25); box-shadow: 0 0 8px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.2); left: -5px; top: 4px; transform: rotate(-2.5deg); } .darkdocument:after { background: rgb(25, 25, 25); box-shadow: 0 0 3px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.2); right: -3px; top: 1px; transform: rotate(1.4deg); } .notation { border-left: solid 3px rgb(30, 30, 30); border-right: solid 3px rgb(30, 30, 30); padding: 25px 25px 25px 25px; box-shadow: 0px 0px 3px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.3); width: 75%; margin: auto; background: #f7f7f7; } .modal { padding: 15px 15px 15px 15px; box-shadow: 0px 0px 3px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.3); width: auto; margin: auto; background: rgb(253, 253, 253); border: solid 2px #5D5D5D; } .smallmodal { padding: 15px 15px 15px 15px; box-shadow: 0px 0px 3px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.3); width: 75%; margin: auto; background: rgb(253, 253, 253); border: solid 2px #5D5D5D; } .jotting { padding: 5px 10px 5px 10px; box-shadow: 0px 0px 3px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.3); width: 75%; margin: auto; background: #FDFDFD; border: dashed 0.1rem #5D5D5D; } .transcript { padding: 10px 10px 10px 10px; box-shadow: 0px 0px 3px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.3); width: 80%; margin: auto; background: rgb(253, 253, 253); border: dotted 1px #5D5D5D; border-radius: 10px; } .papernote { background-color: #eaeeef; color: #21252E !important; padding: 0.1rem 0.5rem 0.5rem 0.5rem; box-shadow: 1px 1px 3px 2px rgb(0 0 0 / 30%); margin: auto; width: 65%; } .raisa_memo { background: url(https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/local--files/theme:basalt/RAISA_LIGHTLOGO.png) #fff3ad; background-size: contain; background-position: top center; background-repeat: no-repeat; font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; box-shadow: 0px 0px 5px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5); width: 90%; min-height: 4rem; max-height: 100rem; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center; padding: 10px 20px 20px 20px; word-break: break-word; } .raisa_memo>p:nth-child(1)::before { content: "NOTICE FROM THE RECORDS AND INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION\00000a"; font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; font-weight: 900; font-size: 130%; text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1rem; padding-bottom: 0.3rem; border-bottom: dotted 0.13rem darkslategrey; max-width: 49rem; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; display: flex; flex-direction: column; align-content: stretch; align-items: center; } .classification_memo { background: url(https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/local--files/theme:basalt/CLASSIFICATION_LIGHTLOGO.png) #edf5f3; background-size: contain; background-position: top center; background-repeat: no-repeat; font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; box-shadow: 0px 0px 5px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5); width: 90%; min-height: 4rem; max-height: 100rem; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center; padding: 10px 20px 20px 20px; word-break: break-word; } .classification_memo>p:nth-child(1)::before { content: "CLASSIFICATION COMMITTEE MEMORANDUM\00000a"; font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; font-weight: 900; font-size: 130%; text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1rem; padding-bottom: 0.3rem; border-bottom: dotted 0.13rem darkslategrey; max-width: 49rem; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; display: flex; flex-direction: column; align-content: stretch; align-items: center; } .ettra_memo { background: url(https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/local--files/theme:basalt/ETTRA_LIGHTLOGO.png) #f5d7d7; background-size: contain; background-position: top center; background-repeat: no-repeat; font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; box-shadow: 0px 0px 5px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5); width: 90%; min-height: 4rem; max-height: 100rem; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center; padding: 10px 20px 20px 20px; word-break: break-word; } .ettra_memo>p:nth-child(1)::before { content: "NOTICE FROM THE EMERGENT THREAT TACTICAL RESPONSE AUTHORITY\00000a"; font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; font-weight: 900; font-size: 130%; text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1rem; padding-bottom: 0.3rem; border-bottom: dotted 0.13rem darkslategrey; max-width: 49rem; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; display: flex; flex-direction: column; align-content: stretch; align-items: center; } .ethics_memo { background: url(https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/local--files/theme:basalt/ETHICS_LIGHTLOGO.png) #ffdbc4; background-size: contain; background-position: top center; background-repeat: no-repeat; font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; box-shadow: 0px 0px 5px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5); width: 90%; min-height: 4rem; max-height: 100rem; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center; padding: 10px 20px 20px 20px; word-break: break-word; } .ethics_memo>p:nth-child(1)::before { content: "ETHICS COMMITTEE MEMORANDUM\00000a"; font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; font-weight: 900; font-size: 130%; text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1rem; padding-bottom: 0.3rem; border-bottom: dotted 0.13rem darkslategrey; max-width: 49rem; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; display: flex; flex-direction: column; align-content: stretch; align-items: center; } .temporal_memo { background: url(https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/local--files/theme:basalt/DELTA_T_LIGHTLOGO.png) #ffffff; background-size: contain; background-position: top center; background-repeat: no-repeat; font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; box-shadow: 0px 0px 5px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.16); border: double 3px lightgrey; width: 90%; min-height: 4rem; max-height: 100rem; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center; padding: 10px 20px 20px 20px; word-break: break-word; } .temporal_memo>p:nth-child(1)::before { content: "THE TEMPORAL ANOMALIES DEPARTMENT\00000a"; font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; font-weight: 900; font-size: 130%; text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1rem; padding-bottom: 0.3rem; border-bottom: dotted 0.13rem darkslategrey; max-width: 49rem; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; display: flex; flex-direction: column; align-content: stretch; align-items: center; } .overwatch_memo { background: url(https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/local--files/theme:basalt/O5_LIGHTLOGO.png) #e3e3e3; background-size: contain; background-position: top center; background-repeat: no-repeat; font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; box-shadow: 0px 0px 5px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5); width: 90%; min-height: 4rem; max-height: 100rem; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center; padding: 10px 30px 20px 20px; word-break: break-word; } .overwatch_memo>p:nth-child(1)::before { content: "OVERWATCH COMMAND\00000a"; font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; font-weight: 900; font-size: 130%; text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1rem; padding-bottom: 0.55rem; border-bottom: dotted 0.13rem darkslategrey; max-width: 49rem; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; display: flex; flex-direction: column; align-content: stretch; align-items: center; } .miscomm_memo { background: url(https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/local--files/theme:basalt/MISCOMM_LIGHTLOGO.png) #eeedfa; background-size: contain; background-position: top center; background-repeat: no-repeat; font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; box-shadow: 0px 0px 5px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5); width: 90%; min-height: 4rem; max-height: 100rem; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center; padding: 10px 30px 20px 20px; word-break: break-word; } .miscomm_memo>p:nth-child(1)::before { content: "NOTICE FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF MISCOMMUNICATIONS\00000a"; font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; font-weight: 900; font-size: 130%; text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1rem; padding-bottom: 0.3rem; border-bottom: dotted 0.13rem darkslategrey; max-width: 49rem; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; display: flex; flex-direction: column; align-content: stretch; align-items: center; } .raisa_memo a, .temporal_memo a, .classification_memo a, .overwatch_memo a, .ettra_memo a, .ethics_memo a, .miscomm_memo a { font-weight: 700; } .bigtext { font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; font-weight: 700; } .st { font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; font-weight: 800; text-decoration: underline; } /* ======================= */ /* CONTENT > TABLES */ /* ======================= */ #page-content .wiki-content-table tr th { font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; font-weight: 700; border: solid 1px #000; background-color: #aaa; } #page-content .wiki-content-table tr td { border: 1px #000 solid; } #page-content .table1 tr th { background-color: #D7EFE7; } #page-content .table1 .st { color: #D7EFE7; } #page-content .table2 tr th { background-color: #D8ECF4; } #page-content .table2 .st { color: #D8ECF4; } #page-content .table3 tr th { background-color: #FDF6D7; } #page-content .table3 .st { color: #FDF6D7; } #page-content .table4 tr th { background-color: #FFDABF; } #page-content .table4 .st { color: #FFDABF; } #page-content .table5 tr th { background-color: #F5D8E0; } #page-content .table5 .st { color: #F5D8E0; } #page-content .table6 tr th { background-color: rgba(146, 0, 255, 0.2); 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} /* ======================= */ /* CONTENT > IMAGE BLOCK */ /* ======================= */ .scp-image-block img { background: white; } .scp-image-block.block-right { margin: 0em 0em 1em 2em; } .scp-image-block.block-center { max-width: 99% !important; } .scp-image-block { border: none; box-shadow: none; } .scp-image-block .scp-image-caption { border-top: none !important; margin-top: 8px; background-color: #292929; color: #ffffff; } .scp-image-block img, .scp-image-block .scp-image-caption { outline: solid 1px #444; box-shadow: 0px 0px 5px #999999; } .scp-image-block .scp-image-caption p { font-size: 110%; font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; } /* ======================= */ /* CONTENT > LINKS */ /* ======================= */ a { color: #0645AD; } a.newpage { color: #CC2200; } a:visited { color: #0B0080; } .danger-diamond a, .danger-diamond a::selection { color: transparent; background: none; } .scp-image-block .scp-image-caption a { color: #c5c5c5; } /* ======================= */ /* CONTENT > SCROLLBAR */ /* ======================= */ ::-webkit-scrollbar { cursor: pointer; border: none; } ::-webkit-scrollbar-thumb { background: black; cursor: pointer; } ::-webkit-scrollbar-thumb:hover { background: rgb(45, 45, 45); } ::-webkit-scrollbar-track { background: white; } /* ======================= */ /* CONTENT > COLLAPSIBLES */ /* ======================= */ a.collapsible-block-link { font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; font-weight: 600; color: white; padding-top: 4px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 7px; padding-right: 9px; background: rgb(20, 20, 20); border-radius: 3px; margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; } /* ======================= */ /* CONTENT > PAGE TITLE / BREADCRUMBS */ /* ======================= */ #page-title, .meta-title { display: block !important; font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; font-weight: 700; color: #252525; border: none; margin-top: 3rem; } #breadcrumbs { text-transform: uppercase; color: grey; font-weight: 600; font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; margin-top: -1.5rem; font-size: 90%; } /* ======================= */ /* CONTENT > BETTERFOOTNOTES INTEGRATION */ /* ======================= */ .fnnum:hover { background: transparent; 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} } @media (max-width: 767px) { .mobile-top-bar { display: flex; justify-content: flex-start; max-width: 100%; width: 100%; flex-direction: row; } } @media (max-width: 500px) { .logo { display: none; } #top-bar { left: 3.6rem; } #extra-div-1::before, #extra-div-2::before { left: 4.2rem; } #u-header-link { left: 4rem; } .document, .darkdocument { width: auto; } } @media (max-width: 560px) { #login-status span.printuser { font-size: 0; } } @media (max-width: 430px) { #extra-div-1::before { font-size: 23.45px; top: 0.5rem; } #extra-div-2::before { font-size: 1em; top: 2.1rem; } #u-header-link { width: 13.5rem; } #login-status { right: 1.8rem; } } /* ======================= */ /* MISC */ /* ======================= */ .avatar-hover { display: none !important; } ::selection { background-color: rgba(0, 0, 255, 0.7); color: white; } select { font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; font-weight: 600; border: solid 2px grey; cursor: pointer; border-radius: 5px; } body.wait { cursor: wait; } body.wait * { cursor: auto; 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border-style: double !important; border-width: 4px !important; margin: auto; width: 90%; margin-top: 1rem; margin-bottom: 1rem; } .s-cell { font-size: 1.25rem !important; } .anom-bar-container, .anom-bar-container * { font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif !important; font-weight: 700; } #page-content div.warning-box div.text-number, #page-content div.warning div.text-number { font-size: 140%; font-weight: 400; } #page-content div.warning-box strong, #page-content div.warning strong { font-weight: 700; } #page-content div.warning-box div.text-top, #page-content div.warning div.text-top { font-weight: 800; } #page-content div.warning-box, #page-content div.warning { font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif !important; font-weight: 500; } .collection { font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; color: #905c5c; } .footer-wikiwalk-nav { filter: drop-shadow(0px 0px 3px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5)); width: fit-content; margin: auto; margin-top: 1rem; } .footer-wikiwalk-nav p { color: #EDEDED; } .footer-wikiwalk-nav a, .footer-wikiwalk-nav p { border-radius: 10px; background: rgb(20, 20, 20); width: fit-content; margin: auto; font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; font-weight: 800; padding: 0.5rem 0.5rem 0.5rem 0.5rem; } .footer-wikiwalk-nav a { color: #bdbdff; } .footer-wikiwalk-nav a:hover { text-decoration: underline; } /* MISC > WIKIDOT OWINDOW */ /* ======================= */ #owindow-1 { background: linear-gradient(180deg, rgba(255, 255, 255, 1) 0%, rgba(246, 246, 246, 1) 100%); } #owindow-1>div.title.modal-header { font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; text-transform: uppercase; font-size: 90%; cursor: default; } #owindow-1>div.content.modal-body td.active>b { font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; color: rgb(100, 100, 100); } #owindow-1>div.content.modal-body>table { max-height: 10rem; overflow: auto; display: block; } #owindow-1>div.content.modal-body>div { margin-top: 1.5rem !important; border-top: solid 0.2rem rgb(210, 210, 210); padding-top: 1rem; } #owindow-1>div.content.modal-body>div>div>a { background: #870000; } #owindow-1>div.content.modal-body>div>div>a:hover { background: #470000; } #owindow-1>div.content.modal-body>img { filter: drop-shadow(0.35rem 0.35rem 0.4rem rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.3)); padding: 0px 0px 0px 0px !important; background: none; background-color: transparent !important; margin-right: 1.7rem; } #owindow-1 { font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; } /* ======================= */ /* MISC > EDIT BOX & PAGE SOURCE */ /* ======================= */ #lock-info { box-shadow: 0px 0px 4px #999999; background: white; font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; font-weight: 500; margin-left: 1rem; font-size: 95%; border: solid 1px grey; color: #191919; } #edit-page-form>table.edit-page-bottomtable>tbody>tr>td:nth-child(1)>div.sub, #edit-page-form>table.form>tbody>tr>td:nth-child(1) { font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; font-weight: 500; } #edit-page-form>table.edit-page-bottomtable>tbody>tr>td:nth-child(1)>div:nth-child(1) { font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; font-weight: 600; } .wd-editor-toolbar-panel ul li a { height: 22px; width: 22px; padding: 0; margin: 0; display: block; border-radius: 2px; filter: invert(1), hue-rotate(180deg); filter: invert(1) hue-rotate( 180deg); } .wd-editor-toolbar-panel { margin-bottom: 0.5rem; } input#edit-page-title.text { border-radius: 4px; font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; border: 2px solid #afafaf; } textarea { font-family: 'Roboto', sans-serif; padding: 5px 5px 5px 5px; font-size: 105%; border: 0.13rem solid #949494; background-color: #FFF; color: #000; border-radius: 2px; } .page-source { background: white; font-family: 'Inter', sans-serif; font-size: 105%; border: none; width: 80%; box-shadow: 0px 0px 4px #999999; padding: 18px 18px 18px 18px; word-break: break-word; } /* ======================= */ /* MISC > FONT SIZE/WEIGHT CHANGES */ /* ======================= */ #page-content strong { font-weight: 900; } #page-content { font-size: 100%; } /* ======================= */ #show-upload-button { float: unset; border-radius: 6px; border: solid 1px grey; font-size: 0.85rem; } .edit-help-34 { margin-top: 2px; font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; font-size: 0.7rem; font-weight: 500; } .printuser a { font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; font-weight: 700; } form, #action-area>p, table.page-files td span { font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; } #action-area>table>thead>tr, #revision-list>table>tbody>tr:nth-child(1) { font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; text-transform: uppercase; font-weight: 700; } #page-info { font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; font-weight: 500; padding-bottom: 0.2rem; margin-bottom: 0.2rem; } #page-info::first-letter, a.btn.btn-default.button.button-close::first-letter, a.btn.btn-default.button.button-close-message::first-letter, a.btn.btn-default.button.button-cancel::first-letter, a.btn.btn-default.button.button-rename::first-letter, a.btn.btn-default.button.button-no\,-cancel::first-letter, #owindow-1 > div.button-bar.modal-footer > a.btn.btn-default.button.button-yes\,-delete::first-letter, #owindow-1 td::first-letter { text-transform: uppercase; } #owindow-1 td a::first-letter { text-transform: lowercase !important; } .button-bar.modal-footer a.btn.btn-danger, #owindow-1>div.content.modal-body>div>div>a { float: right !important; margin-top: -0.73rem; } td:nth-child(1)>a { font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; font-weight: 600; } /* MISC > BUTTONS */ /* ======================= */ a.btn.btn-danger, a.btn.btn-primary, .btn-small, #owindow-1>div.button-bar.modal-footer>a, #edit-cancel-button, #edit-diff-button, #edit-preview-button, #edit-save-draft-button, #edit-save-continue-button, #edit-save-button, #owindow-1>div.content.modal-body>div>a.btn.btn-default { font-family: 'Work Sans', sans-serif; font-weight: 600 !important; font-size: 0.75rem; color: white; padding-top: 4px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 7px; padding-right: 9px; background: rgb(20, 20, 20); border-radius: 2px !important; cursor: pointer; width: fit-content !important; margin-top: 0.1rem; margin-bottom: 0.1rem; margin-left: 0.3rem; margin-right: 0.35rem; float: left; } a.collapsible-block-link:hover, a.btn.btn-danger:hover, a.btn.btn-primary:hover, .btn-small:hover, #owindow-1>div.button-bar.modal-footer>a:hover, #edit-cancel-button:hover, #edit-diff-button:hover, #edit-preview-button:hover, #edit-save-draft-button:hover, #edit-save-continue-button:hover, #edit-save-button:hover, #owindow-1>div.content.modal-body>div>a.btn.btn-default:hover { text-decoration: none; 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[[/=]]

Most likely me, taken oh so long ago. I ache for those days again…
Hi, I'm Jack. Jack Waltz.
Why am I here, you ask? Well, I'm not all too sure myself. I just feel like I exist in this world, of emptiness. I only feel nothing, the nothingness that exists around me. I know everything is there, and always will be, but…
Does it all really exist?
Hm, where am I?
Why am I here?
I don't know myself, but, hm…
I wonder if I'll rot with time like the rest of them.
I guess I'm pretty ancient, something akin to a husk.
Sometimes, for the briefest of moments, I picture this beautiful sight…
A view of the infinite darkness…
A void, simply uncaring…
The luxury of being able to merely, not care no more…
And just sleep everything away, in an undisturbed slumber…
Truly a virtue, man shall never reach.
Speaking of which, was I ever a man?
Probably, though I don't quite remember…
Hm? Oh, sorry for going on like that, guess I forgot you were even here.
I'm fine myself. It's been a long day, I'm kinda tired. Though, how about you?
You'd like to know more about me?
Well…
I guess I've made lots here.
To me, it's like my own little smear in the grand scheme, no matter how insignificant.
I'm very proud of them all, very very much.
I think I should have a list here somewhere.
Ah!
SCP-6186
To Have Burnt Like This
"…the cloud manifested an appendage, vaguely resembling an arm, and started knocking on the glass pane for two minutes before ceasing activity."
My very first creation! I had a lot of fun conceptualizing this idea and putting pen to paper bringing it to life. I won't say it's the best, but my intention to keep it as a short and simple concept was successful! I also have to thank
SCP-6047
A Hand to Hold
"He brought some papers yesterday, a whole bunch of them, all old looking and worn. Didn’t tell me where he got them from, but it may have been from those fellows that he’s been getting acquainted recently with."
This was created by me and
PSA: Cognitohazards and You!
A tale set in the Broken Masquerade canon
"Hello Kids! My name is Skippie, the Cognitohazard Expert! My job is to teach you all about basic safety measures to keep you and your family safe!"
This was mainly a collaborative effort between
SCP-6447
Sinners' Symphony
"…SCP-6447, and its ritualistic and melodic nature, exist to appease an Emergent Eschatological Entity (henceforth referred to as EEE-6447) being awakened by humanity's collective transgressions. EEE-6447's nature and motives are currently indeterminate and attempts to establish contact are ongoing. In the event its activity or existence threatens humanity, Directive APSYCHOS is to be initiated."
This whole article started out as a huge joke on the SCPD Discord server when
Elunerazim,
MoreMuffins,
Aftokrator,
LORDXVNV,
Lt Flops,
GreenGolem,
JakdragonX,
Cole 13,
MetalRavioli and I got together to make this article in an exquisite-corpse style collaboration and… it was a lot of fun! Though the final product may not be the best, I, and likely the others, are really happy with how it turned out. Additionally, we all hate
MoreMuffins now.
If you'd like to see the process that went into its making, check out this spreadsheet where we first drafted this SCP line-by-line!
SCP-6501
Held Back
"SCP-6501 kneels and covers its face with its hands. It is visibly sobbing as its body grows dimmer."
This was originally something
SCP-6989
Clouds and Clouds, All Around
"SCP-6989 was detected following an unidentified object breaching Earth's atmosphere on the 22nd of January 2021. It was located by weather radars after a cumulonimbus cloud manifested unnaturally in the local area. The connection between both events has not yet been concluded as a coincidence and an investigation is still in progress."
This was just a rough idea I hammered out in several hours or so after a long drive with nothing but the clouds to accompany me on the lonely road home. I had a blast writing it, though the first version's ending wasn't all the best when it came to being impactful. With
This idea, unsurprisingly, slithered its way into my head while I was having a shower, as all (good) ideas do. Only when the NIGHTMAREFEST contest rolled around though did I actually start writing it out. Though I had a few breaks when it came to the drafting process, I'm honestly happy with how it turned out, despite its controversial ratings. I want to thank everyone who gave me their valid criticism and support on this piece.
SCP-6766
To Know All Stones
"Listen Jack, I couldn't care less about the anomaly. The only thing on my mind was that, sadness. That, depression. It was like, this existential madness, and stopping it was something I mustn't do. I shouldn't try to disturb it, stop it. I felt that would've been rude… to them."
This concept started as the imagery of a Death-like figure standing next to a headstone, lamenting… and voilà, look what it's turned into! After posting, I altered its ending with some critique, but I'm happy with this overall. And I have
And, of course, let's not forget that this was inspired greatly by SCP-4999 and SCP-6072! Both of them are greater SCPs than this one right here, but you should read mine first. If you haven't already realised, this is a threat.
SCP-6698
Clean Your Drains, People
"A great majority fall, but a continuous stream manages to climb to the ceiling and move to a position right above him. Several of the instances cover the camera during this process. They then drop on D-22542, who, screaming, waves at them erratically, causing more to begin flight."
My katsaridaphobia is to blame for this one, my deepest apologise if you were eating. This was my first go at a horror article!
I also gotta thank REDESERT and
tawnyowljones for featuring this on the front page! I cannot describe my excitement in words!!!
SCP-6644
Foundationi yiputius
"Civilians entering SCP-6644 inhabited areas should be heavily discouraged from collecting wild mushrooms through the use of park/reserve guidelines and media campaigns."
Written in collaboration with
I had some great fun working on this with its core concept derived from cryptids, particularly the "Bigfoot" and other large hairy humanoids. So if I've piqued your interest with that, maybe you should give it a read! Also note this is the longest SCP on my catalogue so far with well over 6,000 words, couldn't have done it without OzzyLizard and his support!
SCP-5576
All That’s Left to Regret
"And in all honesty, it simply wouldn't be fair for me to live a happy, normal life with everything I've done."
This is my very first piece relying heavily on dialogue! It was a lot of fun to write and is also the second article of
SCP-6965
It's All Been Wasted Time
"SCP-6965-1 is a cognitoparasitoid entity sustaining itself through the consumption of all experiences, memories and other personal information present in the mind of a human being whom it has designated as its host."
This was my first post for DEPARTMENT-CON! Although my team (Poggertory consisting of me,
SCP-6965 was a collaboration between me and basirskipreader after something I said in our team's DMs and it just grew from there! Quite truly something I adored working on, and there's a memorable scene in there I just love. You'll know when you read it!
SCP-4518
Stirrin’ Slowly Cross the Sky, I Said Goodbye
"SCP-4518 is a fully inflated and worn blue rubber balloon possessing a birthday cake pattern on it. Tied to the balloon's string is a cardboard note, seemingly impervious to moisture and weathering…"
This was initially my second post for DEPARTMENT-CON, but I deleted it after the contest and rewrote it!
Admittedly, it's not the best, though I still like where it's at. A rewrite-rewrite may be coming soon, so keep an eye out for that!
SCP-6246
Seeing the Sunset
"SCP-6246 is an unidentified entity, presumed human, whose head is constantly enveloped by flames."
This one comes very strongly from the heart, at least for me. I've always wanted to accomplish something that achieves this… feeling.
Serenity. Calm. Peace. That was the intention, and I'm glad I nailed it on the head.
If it wasn't obvious already, I'm quite fond of this! Please give it a look!
SCP-6036
God on Rye
"SCP-6036 refers to a sudden anomalous phenomenon that is believed to have begun on April 19, 2022, wherein all universal scientific laws began deteriorating in their absoluteness."
[PLACEHOLDER]
SCP-6822
It’s a Beautiful Day, Today
"You see long tables around you, all with empty seats. You can hear the buzz of the fluorescent lights illuminating the room from all sides. The food in front of you is cold. You are in the cafeteria."
[PLACEHOLDER]
(A collab with Felixou!)
SCP-3371
Behind the Cameras
"Later that week, Agent Ray Wolls reported a visual disturbance near a security camera while patrolling the property. Due to the aforementioned antimemetic influence, said visual disturbance could not be identified, with Wolls' report lacking sufficient detail to ascertain any information on the event before its demanifestation."
[PLACEHOLDER]
(A collab with Fishish and
JakdragonX!)
SCP-3691
The Thinking Man's SCP
"SCP-3691 is a bronze casting of Auguste Rodin's Le Penseur, which was situated in Albany, New York until June 13th, 2022."
[PLACEHOLDER]
(A collab with Fishish!)
SCP-3262
Babyblade
"Approximately fifteen seconds after separation, this piece would begin to be transfigured, its shape and form altered to take on the anthropomorphic traits of a miniature infant and become animate."
[PLACEHOLDER]
And, that's it!
More is soon to come…
Or not…
…But I'll always remember my time here was a lot of fun!
Friends? Ah, I've got lots!
I'm sure I asked them to give me some quotes, now where might they be…
Oh, whoops.
"I am currently plotting the death of Jack in order to gain ownership of his absolutely poggers articles. Good luck."
— MoreMuffins, with malicious intent.
"Holy shit, back away from my house or I swear to fucking god I’ll shoot you, I’ll do it. I said I’d crit your draft later, get the fuck away!"
— Cole 13, holding a shotgun, desperately attempting to protect his family.
"One day this fella waltzed in so smooth, it became his last name. To this day no one has any idea who he really is and where he came from."
— Sirslash47, whilst sipping some tea.
"Gonna use my quote to say how cool you are"
— WizzBlizz, an adoring fan.
"I would kill Jack to gain his articles, but I just found out that he's been waltzing so hard he's immortal. Ah well, shucks to be Muffins, guess he didn't realise yet."
— Machen2, sharpening his Swiss Army knife.
"This is getting out of hand. Now there are ██ of them!"
— Aftokrator, during the annual Wiki Jack Census.
"Jack Waltz was hit by a drunk driver in 2002. What you see before you is a collection of works posted by unaffiliated artists, all conjoined under their similar pseudonym: that of the tragic victim of a motor vehicle accident. None of these artists have ever contacted one another. Please, respect the identity of what was once Jack Waltz."
— Rounderhouse, lamenting my death.
"herggshsbdjwa!"
— TopDownUnder, speaking the town of her people.
"Stop it! Stop it with that whistling. Just let me out of here you sick fu—"
— AvocadoMilk, in the dark room, resisting.
"Listen, dammit! Jack is a fucking maniac, he’s got me locked in god knows where, along with Slurp, Hex, Top, even Afto… I-I think I’m the last one and I’m scared. My wife is Hannah Iverson, I have two beautiful daughters I want to see again, my home address is 2609 Charleston Road, Mountain View, CA 94043. Please! I’ll give you anything, god, just help me please! What's that noise? Someone's… Oh. Oh go—"
— MrIverson, in the dark room, panicking. this is a call for help i am stuck in the basment hes trapped me in here please come and help me please hes coming i hear the whistling please i dont want to
"Heh, so in the end, I guess it's all of us who ended up in Jack's basement. Oh, that tune. Speak of the de—"
— SphereFinale, in the dark room, attuning.
"Everything you hold dear, everyone you know and love, they are here. Come, they beg for you. Come to the basement. We are all waiting."
— Jack Waltz, whistling.
"I'm almost sure they can dance… almost."
— Hexick, tangoing instead of waltzing.
"Cool author page, Jack."
— T Rutherford, breaching multiple 'Pataphysical layers through reality, just to add this quote.
"How do i add a quote?"
— slurppp, googling witty quotes to use.
"Weird things started happening when I didn't read his works. First, I dodged a flower pot falling towards me. Then, a massive spider crawled on my back and I swatted it off before it bit me. Then, I almost fell of a cliff! Please do what he says, as I'm afraid—"
— boxynton does not match any existing user name, who is still very much alive, contrary to popular belief.
"Have never seen him waltz."
— OzzyLizard, confused.
"He locked me in the basement with the rest of them. Everyone else, I'm with them. But they aren't moving. They're not even breathing. Why am I alive? Why'd he not get me? I'm hungry. But I'm not eating that black stuff on the walls, no, no. Something else. I want to eat something else. Oh. They've got to be edible, right?"
— MrIverson, in the dark room, spared.
"Basement? What basement? As far as I know, everyone's on vacation in Jamaica, Jack's treat. There's really nothing to worry about- probably a very late April fools joke."
— BattleblockB0ss, shuffling through a stack of $100 bills
That's all the ones I've got at the moment, though do feel free to give me some of yours too, if you've got any!
Well, that was a nice talk. So—
Hm? If I… If I stop?
Well, I guess if I do go silent for a while…
…I'm more than happy to hand everything I've made to Uncle Nicolini,
Machen2,
MoreMuffins, and
NebulousStar, all great people I've met here, who'll be able to do whatever they'd like with my stuff! And everything I've co-authored will go to the respective co-authors, of course!
Well, I'm tired…
Mentioned I was tired earlier, didn't I?
Guess I might take a nap.
Well, see you later!
Let's see each other again, another time!
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