Jack Waltz's Page in Existence
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Most likely me, taken many decades ago. Oh, how I long for those days again…

Hello, I am Jack. Jack Waltz.

Why am I here, you ask? Well, I'm not too sure myself. It's like I exist in this world, of smoke. I can feel nothing, the nothingness that exists around me. I know everything's there, and always will be, but… does it all really exist?

Where am I?

Why am I so old?

So ancient, all but a husk…

Imagine for a moment…

The infinite darkness, and the uncaring of the void.

The luxury of being able to simply, not care anymore.

Truly a virtue, man shall never reach.

How are you? I'm fine myself. It's been a long day, I'm kinda tired.

This is an author page I believe, I wonder what else I should put in it…

Got any ideas?

Can't think of anything myself.

Ehh… I'll just get this over with, and stop bothering ya.

Behold… my stuff (in order of creation)!

  1. SCP-6186 — All That’s Left of What Once Burned
    • Written by me, and thank you for the image Machen2Machen2!
  2. SCP-6047 — A Bride's Hand
    • Written by me and Machen2Machen2! It's a rewrite of one of CremoCremo's self-deleted articles, thank you for allowing us to rewrite it!
  3. PSA: Cognitohazards and You! — A tale set in the Broken Masquerade canon
  4. Jack Waltz's Page in Existence — Author page!
    • It might be my author page, but it's still something I made, right? Now that I think about it, is it possible for someone to co-author an author page? That'd be hilarious.2
  5. SCP-6447 — Sinners' Symphony
  6. SCP-6501 — Held Back
    • A collaboration with MoreMuffinsMoreMuffins. It has a ghost in it for spooky month's sake.
  7. SCP-6989 — Clouds and Clouds, All Around
    • Something I dished out in a few hours after a long four-hour drive watching clouds. Special thanks to Machen2Machen2 for the amazing title and the final log, couldn't have made that without him!
  8. SCP-6229 — Enjoy Yourself, You’ve Earned It
    • My most controversial article to date and also my entry to the NIGHTMAREFEST contest. It's a short read and I want to thank everyone who gave me their valid criticism and support on this piece. Still, it was fun to write and I'm still proud of the overall result. I hope you'll like it for what it is!
  9. SCP-6766 — To Know All Stones
    • This was a fun one! It started out pretty meh, and if it wasn't for EcronakEcronak and Kish99Kish99 this might not even be what it is right now. And I also have to thank the wonderful AnAnomalousWriterAnAnomalousWriter for making that fabulous image to fit with this piece! Hope you'll like this short story about Death, I'm honestly very proud if it!
  10. SCP-6698 — Clean Your Drains, People
    • My first hand at a horror scip. Fueled by my phobia for cockroaches. Thanks to the amazing Uncle NicoliniUncle Nicolini for the title and Kish99Kish99 for his immense help during the making of this scip! This is also my first scip to be featured on the front page, all because of REDESERTREDESERT and tawnyowljonestawnyowljones. Thank you so much!
  11. SCP-6644Foundationi yiputius
    • A collab with the wonderful OzzyLizardOzzyLizard! I'll have to thank him for letting me work on this with him especially when the whole thing initially began as one of Ozzy's solo projects. It was quite honestly the most fun I've had working on a scip with its cryptid inspired anomaly. I'll hope you like this since I sure am proud of it!

These are my upcoming (possibly) and work-in-progress stuff, wanna take a peak? I apologise.

Anyways, thank you for looking at my author page! Hope ya liked it. Tune in at another time, there might be more stuff for your eyes to enjoy.

If anything grimdark happens to me, my respective co-authors get the pages we worked on and the rest shall be handed down to Machen2Machen2, MoreMuffinsMoreMuffins, and NebulousStarNebulousStar because they're really cool friends I've made here on this community. I hope nothing happens to me, but life's a fucking bitch so I'll expect the worst from her. Until then, have a great day (or night)!

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