Dr. Iszth's Personnel File
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Personnel File: Dr. Riley Iszth
Author: Iszth
Name: - Riley Iszth
Security Clearance: - Level 3
Department: - Department of Applied Mythology
Current Position: - Senior Researcher
Pronouns: - They/Them
Religious View: - Antitheist
Profile:
Dr. Iszth is dedicated researcher with a strong fascination with all mythological entities, objects, and anomalies. Dr. Iszth has shown great aptitude for documenting these anomalies, but can often miss a lot of obvious details and relies on the assistance of others to maximise productivity.
Often a perfectionist, Dr. Iszth tends to overthink a lot of their work and will spend weeks pouring over documents in order to make sure they're perfect, much to the chagrin of their peers whom they ask to check their work frequently.
Dr. Iszth is friendly and approachable to all staff who work with them, and likes to support those who have struggled in ways similar to themselves. Particularly those struggling with Gender Identity.
Edit: Dr. Iszth has also developed an addiction to energy drinks and will consume at least two a day.
Note from Dr. Iszth: It's not an addiction, it's n e c e s s a r y.
SCP Items Archive
The following is a comprehensive list of all SCP items currently under Dr. Iszth's authority. Dr. Iszth has been tasked with containment and research of these items and should be contacted immediately regarding any developments in their conditions.
SCP-5286: "Autophagia"
"This gathering reportedly devolved into excessively violent behaviour, culminating in the dismemberment and consumption of multiple highly intoxicated individuals."
My first article, and it might show. A story about a poor man who just wanted to party, but found himself at a gathering organised by a God you do NOT want a blessing from. I wrote this out of spite, someone said the idea was a cliché and I took that personally. :DD
SCP-5705: "Powered by Thorium!™"
"This convenient item harnesses godlike power for your own benefit! Hell, I would sell my own brother for this beauty, if I had one that is."
An article that was written from a pun! This time, some different godly shenanigans involving our favourite trickster! And yes, this is the first SCP appearance of Thor. Deal with it.
SCP-7454: "God of Love, Isaac"
"Do you know how hard it is to have millions of people worship you so intensely that they end up ignoring you?"
This is a very personal piece about the journey of discovering your gender identity. Told through the eyes of a deity worshipped the world over as a beautiful woman, and when they try to change how they are seen, they are ignored, shamed, and ousted by millions. Don't let it get you down though! The mythology and comedy is plentiful!
SCP-3105: "A Journey Home..."
"Will you wait for me? My flower. My Sigrid."
I always liked the idea of a single zombie. People often treat hordes as meat for the grinder, but what if ONE person was a zombie? It's less of a threat than a normal person. Now think about the person trapped inside… because that's what they are; people.
SCP-7713: "Green with Envy"
"For he created them male and female. But he slew the female and salted her away for the righteous in the future, for if they would propagate, the world could not exist."
Like space? Like unsettling vibes? Like feeling like you're on the cusp of a realisation but you can't quite piece it together? Well, join these rovers exploring a very strange… "world" on the edge of our solar system. Nothing is here without purpose. Mythology and religion are a thin web of stories over the gaping chasm of time, some ancient truth lies in them.
SCP-7894: "Everything is fine at Site-61"
"If you see something, say something. Nothing is as important to us as the safety of our staff."
Nothing to see here, just a site going about it's business as usual, haha. No seriously send help right fucking now. A different kind of infohazard, one that could easily destroy the site outright, but then the games wouldn't be as fun! ;) Remember, there is NOTHING wrong at Site-61.
Supplementary Material
Asclepius, God of Medicine
"Always a pleasure to speak with a fellow medical professional."
A familiar face has an epiphany over his purpose in life, and looks to cut out the disease at the roots. A story idea I had for a while involving everyone's favourite doctor, weaving him into a pantheon I do very much enjoy~
A Match Made in LITERAL HELL
"If it was a fight he wanted, it was a fight he'll get. She ripped off her jacket and stormed into the shower ready to show this little vixen who's boss."
A spicy, comedic, and action filled romp. A god of love travels to Undervegas to party for god knows how long, before meeting Agent Calendar, a living tank in the shape of a demoness sent to drag him back. Is there a more romantic setting than a bar brawl in a strip club in hell?
Calm Before the Storm...
"Olympus might be scattered, but together we can build a new mountain, and finally we could turn this wretched world into the paradise we once dreamed of."
This is a sequel tale to "A Match Made in LITERAL HELL" starring my boy Isaac. As fun and fanfic heavy the previous tale was, we all have to come back to reality eventually. And the reality is, not all monsters are mindless beasts. Some are just abusive pricks.
D-Class Testimonials
On 10/12/2023, Dr. Iszth's articles were distributed to Site-19's D-Class population for review as a part of ongoing containment of SCP-████. As part of containment, a weekly supply of individuals with poor taste in writing, poor understanding of grammar, or widely accepted to possess generally terrible opinions must be consumed by SCP-████ in order for it to remain passive.
The following notes are excerpts from all successfully sacrificed D-Class.
D-6934 on SCP-7454's documentation. Successfully consumed.
Artwork Archive
Following is a collection of various artworks created by artists working within the Foundation that depict subject matter and anomalies under Dr. Iszth's authority.
SCP-7454 "Isaac" reminding you that he is still the god of love. By MrElagan.
SCP-7454 "Isaac" character profile. By Lo.
SCP-7454 "Isaac" celebrating Trans Visibility Day! By papillonstudio.
SCP-7454 "Isaac" being mildly annoyed. By that_damn_kid.
SCP-5286 "Autophagia" about to punt a SCP-5286-1 instance. By Eddybird.
SCP-5286 "Autophagia" lamenting his condition. By my sister.
SCP-3105 "A Journey Home…" shortly after passing away. By RTThatJanitress.
Orbital probe Orb-1 'Thoth' plunging into SCP-7713 "Green with Envy"'s atmosphere. By Moose5560.
Missions to the surface of SCP-7713 "Green with Envy". By Shaun159.