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Site-119/Site-120 Interlink

M_Kaufmann_120: I can beat that. Okay, so, you know how I said Dr. Asheworth dictates all his notes to his PDA? Using the voice recognition thing? Well, it has no idea what he's talking about half the time. Maybe it's a glitch in the software, or maybe it's his accent, or him just saying the wrong word entirely sometimes, but the results are just hilarious.

M_Kaufmann_120: Please find attached the Department of Ontokinetics collaborative Asheworth-to-English Dictionary.

What He Got What He Said
able name
acixdnetalt accidentally
adding hassling
ahir shit/shut
aklrught alright
andicke milk
antönende antimeme
any good my god
applogizs apologize
arupid stupid
armit armpit
artism artistry
arty ole article
ashy is psychos
Audrey suddenly
auspreisend surprised
AWhatnt thick what the fuck
bame name
bewirft beauty
be CA use because
be dude because
bears heard
btich bitch
bourse horse
brithertab brother
BS Dr. K. Stuff
bulging of yoy hete bullying of you here
bunk think
b Elena to mean
call loot call-out
call spit call-out
cawboy cowboy
Chan gee d changed
concent content
concept context
concerto concept
Corrected-7 corrected
Council I Süd consciousness
crest great
crmmod9jgn good morning
cock cook
Cody less cordless
cordless costsless
costsless priceless
coll could
collage collab
concostent consistent
conesour connoisseur
consitant consistent
contained consume
corn CROM.aic
dad sad
Daktstfuff Dr. K. Stuff
destricting disturbing
discionary dictionary
distrusting disturbing
diffused surprised
daffy draft
ding Dr. J. Dune
diregarf disregard
ducking fucking
drakes ur g Dr. K. Stuff
drying dying
Elise episode
Eloji Emoji
Eluded Dr. R. House [Somehow]
entkernen antimeme
evbarassong embarrassing
every Dr. E. Mann
excessive exercise
Excwstlu exactly
expertise excessive
ezciisnintl Exceedingly
facists fascists
faddists fascists
fail wate of Tom total waste of time
fair lc m fairly
falling calling
fart fairly
fear hear
ficitonal fictional
fish dish
fondation Foundation
fritters critters
fuck toy fuck you
fun fuck
FUXK fuck
gal I g talking
gebete there
GOC god
godbibisitvrealixed god I just realized
Gödel goddess
Goethe each other's
gorier you're
gos god
got god
Greenwood Agent Green
guckers fuckers
GURRY furry
Harryl Dr. H. Blank
Harrylvabk Dr. H. Blank
hrhesyvlanj Dr. H. Blank
HRry Dr. H. Blank
hatw hate
HatryBlank Dr. H. Blank
hat3e hate
have hate
hear heart
help hell
He readingl harassing
hiehertab brithertab (see above)
hin hub
holt shiyt holy shit
host lost not post
hot not
homothicc homophobic
hounds sounds
House& Dr. R. House
humants humans
iCloud Euclid
idiky idiot
Ikke Dr. R. House [We don't know either]
interesting the d interested
intetesye interested
int eh whake in the chat
in exist I've initiative
It Bing nothing
i'd irs a profile if it's a problem
I'm hee pepfilershye on her profile
isea idea
jadkcal Jack Caulli
Jesus cgeist Jesus Christ
Jews jeez
jnlsss unless
joner boner
jostiu just
kidding missing
kigma dogma
kilk milk
kiss miss
knownibwoudktn know wouldn't
kogma dogma
kolk milk
kurderius fegie murderous regime
lidded pissed
lied realized
life luge [Yes, seriously]
like kick
losing posting
loss of piss off
losses pissed
mad Erbe made the
maracbre macabre
medical medical
medical medical
medical medival
medival medieval [You should've heard him screaming at the thing]
memeveeyoen everyone
Mifepristone regimehahi murderous regime
minecrtat Minecraft
minets minutes
modicum MODULUM.aic
mom's milk Mind Milk
morning morning
morning nothing
monetär monster
money's moments
money Dr. Lee Citron
moyhercucker motherfucker
moyhercuckers motherfucker (plural)
muhh vu much
musical gender musical genre
Musial hender musical gender
musician genderlsjnv Musial hender
nachzufinanzierende macguffin
nad bad
natolianist nationalist
nature maturity
nautrzalied neutralized
neucance nuance
never@kmd nevermind
nice much
nico pro hen microphone
nietetest es interested
Nobel normal
noit not
NoS No
onsultimg insulting
oit out
oj oh
Ökonomen people
on her pepfile on her profile
outl out
ovoosult obviously
ow know
owerweight overweight
padbdemic pandemic
pain paint
pantipticon panopticon
patiency patience
Pelshsteaa please
permamently permanently
Pissing Angela Weeping Angels
pferdedecke predecessor
predecesot predecessor
pit h idea
pisze is
plejg Dr. Paul Lague
plokish vranch Polish branch [WHICH IS WHERE WE WORK]
pod ye s posted
pribably probably
prnounce pronounce
pTawtatxbabdbtird Parawatch
plcaholder Dr. Placeholder McDoctorate
pope tent moment
pot pog
pushy o psycho
racist fascists
rad read
reassure toon Project Resurrection
reduse refuse
red direction Project Resurrection
repeadetly repeatedly
repearedlyu repeatedly
reslity sing Reality sink
river ever
Rom CROM.aic
satyfying satisfying
say our stand out
Seite series
seriosulu seriously
Sensixa sensible[?]
sharing ray shrink ray
shate shape
shit shut
shite shape
should tut shouldn't I
shut shit
silt silly
sever server
sewer server
singlehadedily singlehandedly
slee sleep
slee all skeeball
soariency patiency (see above)
stormbreast Henrik Sturmatem
strecjing stretching
stuoid stupid
sub o chili's subconscious
sulrdised surprised
s'mores emotes
s fyzg-8 stories
s try pi's stupid
tag that
tak yak
tbtiee whole
tfanslTion translation
thigh though
Tilda koose Tilda Moose
tilde loose Tilda Moose
tewet tweet
tebically technically
thechbicly technically
thinik think
thin in thing
titty nippy
throwbii thrown
tobwrite to write
toy Dr. D. Stanton
toy you
to crèches corrected
to sis Dr. Y. Leiner
to the and it
tupoed typoed
Turks titles
t meimestwly was immediately
twtitter Twitter
typoefd typoed
undergrad underrated
und Tomate lc unfortunate
ungelogen intelligent
uou you
vat Dr. V. Mercy
vesifudily beautiful
Wandered Mibesey Wanderer's Library
Weber server
weshh Th u wealthy
Westrin question
wha't shte oposite what's the opposite
whisk the wouldn't
wir wait
wohnt I wouldn't
woudltn wouldn't
wreird weird
wirirjes writes
w sense
yhauamtoegisy thaumaturgist [Which is WHAT HE IS]
you*& you
you get my pinky you get my point
yoy you
Yo mewn to mean

M_Kaufmann_120: And there's a bunch more I can't even show you.

K_Phillips_119: Hahaha wow, you guys have that too? Dr. Reigen sometimes sends messages to the notification system using his phone, and early in the morning or late at night that shit is not pretty. Check out our Reigen-to-English Dictionary while I read yours.

Gibberish he typed What he was probably going for
9fobme of me
ahcrennshot screenshot
alajwhata what's
anteater antedate
autoxkyercy autocorrect
baopelning happening
bhellv hell
Birther birthday
bkuigieor9isw bourgeoisie
bookmaklrk bookmark
bozo bonsai
burgarlier burglar
cokesrhs kosher
colonlization colonization
damint damnit
dumv dumb
eitheohtt teeth
fart art
fjck fuck
Forrest forest
furry guru
gait birthdays happy birthday
godonighoith goodnight
goodmoromooing evevetone good morning everyone
goosmigut goodnight
gpivueles poggers [how old is this guy?]
happwpn8ng happening
Harty Dr. H. Blank
hauury Dr. H. Blank
hilarjsious hilarious
hoogoos.oming good morning
Hrwlaclpist? what list?
hyptoheisticallyl aspeakinhg hypothetically speaking
ibcuxent incident
impissivle impossible
inhave have
it sfjckingb it's fucking
jakpp Jakpoo
lile fekt like feet
Lwrs Let's
maolwl make
me the
mindnmill Mind Milk
miseed missed
moflm not
mo no
mom vore MMM vore
named fropped name dropped
not now
np no
ogodo nightl asdveveony good night everyone
okaky okay
P9goeors poggers
pighers poggers [WHY DOES HE TYPE THIS SO MUCH]
pleaww please
proal;blebl! probably
qhaitj is japppemokm what is happening
qharhsl what's
REALLG really
remdoinders reminders
screenshit screenshot
send it my awy and I'll tookk at it kater send it my way and I'll look at it later
tehehet teeth
three tell
the big ducks ass the cold sucks ass
tobaject abject
vchomniosss homies
vlackmailes blackmailed
wahtion what in
wehat itin the fuck what in the fuck
whantkhavecicm what have I missed
who Oxnard catch

M_Kaufmann_120: Oh my good lord, that's a thing of beauty!

M_Kaufmann_120: Wait, I just remembered! Asheworth sent this to the Ontokinetics groupchat the other day:

Dir. Asheworth
I pod ye s a pTawtatxbabdbtird to the t meimestwlt throwbii of to go

K_Phillips_119: Wow, that's like… a skill-testing question, or something.

D_Asheworth_120: You gentlemen are aware that your messages were sent to the full listservs for Site-119 and Site-120, yes?

M_Kaufmann_120: uh

J_Reigen_119: Hahaha wow, Asheworth, "Pissing Angela"?

D_Asheworth_120: You're one to talk, Mr. proal;blebl!


D_Asheworth_120: I DISPUTE THEM ALL

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