Hungrypossum's Petting Zoo
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WelcoMe to HuNgrypossuM's PettiNg Zoo!

Where all your dreams come true!

Do you like Animals? Are you tired of the bleak, cold, uncaring aspects of the SCP Foundation? Do you feel like petting/ cuddling/ hugging a fluffy lil critter will make it all Better?
Well Look No Further! Here at our objectively1 wholesome Petting Zoo you can Feel BetterTM by petting everything we have in stock! Yes, EVERYTHING!



SCP-6169 is our very first fluffer. Created in the dark ages of MemeCon, this one's the pride and joy of Hungrypossum's Petting Zoo! With a friendly attitude and an even friendlier wool coat, it's no wonder that it's been a fan-favourite ever since its public release.


How can you not pet this lil fella?

Have you ever wanted to pet a concept ? Worry not, our Petting Zoo caters to each and every customer!
SCP-5273 was brought to our attention by fellow cryptozoologist Dr GoldenDr Golden. Its origins can be tracked, again, to MemeCon, temporarily going extinct and then coming back to life with a better petting potential!



"But hungrypossum, petting concepts is so 3 eons ago" you say? Fortunately, we have something for you too. With the latest advances in Petting Technology, now you can even pet RITUALS! That's right, and the prime example would be SCP-5461, a hefty chonker (despite the low word count) that just can't get enough of everyone's pets!2


Wait, we've just been here…

Everyone loves a good ol' recursive petting, right? …Right? Um, ok, well this is awkward… Anyway, this here pal has decided that trying to be unique is too much of a hassle, and just went with what came naturally.

Wha- Leaving already? Impossible, no one can escape the temptation to pet all these cute critters! Unless…
Fine, but mark my words, the next time you'll come around there will be more critters, with more Petting Potential! MORE!

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