How The Time Pervert Stole Christmas

/*
 
    Foxtrot Sigma-9 Theme
    [2022 Wikidot Theme]
    By Liryn
 
*/
 
/* FONTS */
 
@import url('https://fonts.bunny.net/css2?family=Montserrat:ital,wght@0,800;1,800&display=swap');
 
@import url('https://fonts.bunny.net/css2?family=Lexend:wght@700;800&display=swap');
 
@import url('https://fonts.bunny.net/css2?family=JetBrains+Mono:ital,wght@0,400;0,700;1,400;1,700&display=swap');
 
@import url('https://fonts.bunny.net/css2?family=Fira+Code:wght@400;700&display=swap');
 
@import url('https://fonts.bunny.net/css2?family=Sofia+Sans:ital,wght@0,400;0,700;1,400;1,700&display=swap');
 
@import url('https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/local--files/theme:foxtrot/inter.css');
 
@import url('https://fonts.bunny.net/css2?family=Figtree:wght@800;900&display=swap');
 
@import url('https://fonts.bunny.net/css2?family=IBM+Plex+Sans:ital,wght@0,400;0,500;0,600;0,700;1,400;1,500;1,600;1,700&display=swap');
 
/* VARIABLES */
 
:root {
 
    /* VARIABLES > Core */
 
    --header-title: "SCP Foundation";
    --header-subtitle: "SECURE, CONTAIN, PROTECT";
    --logo-img: url(https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/local--files/theme:foxtrot/fxtrt-scp_logo_lightmode.svg);
    --darkmode-logo-img: url(https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/local--files/theme:foxtrot/fxtrt-scp_logo_darkmode.svg);
    --logo-opacity: 14%;
 
    --head-font: 'Sans Normalcy';
    --ui-font: 'IBM Plex Sans';
    --mono-font: 'JetBrains Mono', 'Fira Code', monospace;
    --page-font: 'Inter', 'verdana';
    --base-font-size: 0.9rem;
    --page-font-size: 1rem;
 
    /* VARIABLES > Misc */
 
    --header-txt-color: #333333;
    --subheader-txt-color: rgb(var(--accent));
    --misc-txt-color: #464646;
    --link-txt-color: #E6283C;
    --link-hover-txt-color: white;
 
    /* VARIABLES > Color Accents */
 
    --accent: var(--acc-default);
 
    --acc-default: 59, 59, 59;
    --acc-wyoming: 142, 0, 18;
    --acc-canada: var(--acc-default);
    --acc-poland: 87, 44, 17;
    --acc-slothspit: 27, 60, 133;
    --acc-vanguard: 0, 153, 75;
    --acc-threshold: 121, 113, 130;
    --acc-overwatch: 28, 37, 56;
    --acc-spc: 0, 165, 200;
    --acc-fishing: 67, 111, 145;
    --acc-nightfall: 151, 0, 2;
    --acc-hybrasil: 27, 60, 133;
    --acc-goc: 39, 84, 149;
    --acc-spooky: 252, 112, 40;
 
    /* VARIABLES > BetterFootnotes */
 
    --fnColor: var(--link-txt-color);
    --fnLinger: 1s;
 
}
 
/* VARIABLES > Info Bar */
 
.info-container {
    --barColour: rgb(var(--accent));
    --linkColour: #EDEDED;
}
 
/* MAIN */
 
html {
    scroll-behavior: smooth;
    overflow-x: hidden;
}
 
body {
    font-family: var(--ui-font), sans-serif;
    font-size: var(--base-font-size);
    color: rgb(51, 51, 51);
    background-image: linear-gradient(to bottom, #e0e0e0, #fff 200px);
    text-rendering: optimizeLegibility;
    overflow-wrap: break-word;
}
 
div#container-wrap {
    background: none;
}
 
#content-wrap {
    margin: 2em auto 0;
}
 
#page-content {
    font-family: var(--page-font), var(--ui-font), sans-serif;
    font-size: var(--page-font-size);
    font-weight: 440;
}
 
#page-content strong {
    font-weight: 700;
}
 
tt,
.page-source,
pre,
#edit-page-textarea {
    font-family: var(--mono-font);
}
 
ol li {
    margin: 0 0 1em;
}
 
ul {
    margin: 1em 0;
}
 
li,
p {
    line-height: 1.5;
    text-underline-offset: 40%;
}
 
::selection {
    background: rgb(var(--accent));
    color: #fff;
}
 
/* Clicky links */
a,
a.newpage,
a:visited,
#side-bar a:visited {
    color: var(--link-txt-color);
}
 
a:hover,
a.newpage:hover,
a:visited:hover,
#side-bar a:visited:hover {
    color: var(--link-hover-txt-color);
    text-decoration: none;
    background-color: var(--link-txt-color);
}
 
a {
    transition-duration: 0.1s;
}
 
/* patch for sidebar media, collapsibles, ACS, info button and ayers module so link doesn't override */
#page-content .collapsible-block-folded a:hover,
#page-content .collapsible-block-unfolded-link a:hover,
#page-content .rate-box-with-credit-button .fa-info:hover,
#side-bar .side-block.media a:hover,
.danger-diamond a:hover {
    background: transparent;
}
 
.info-container .collapsible-block-folded .collapsible-block-link,
.info-container .collapsible-block-link {
    background: var(--linkColour) !important;
}
 
/* MAIN > Header */
 
div#header {
    background: none;
    height: 160px;
}
 
#header h1 span,
#header h2 span {
    font-size: 0;
    display: none;
}
 
#header h1 a::before,
#header h2::before {
    color: var(--header-txt-color);
    letter-spacing: 1px;
    font-family: var(--head-font), sans-serif !important;
    font-weight: 900;
    text-shadow: none;
}
 
#header h1 {
    margin-top: -0.3rem;
}
 
#header h1 a {
    width: fit-content;
    margin: auto;
}
 
#header h1 a::before {
    content: var(--header-title);
    font-size: 1.3em;
}
 
#header h2::before {
    content: var(--header-subtitle);
    font-family: var(--ui-font) !important;
    font-weight: 700;
    font-size: 1.4em;
    color: var(--misc-txt-color);
    line-height: 26px;
    margin-top: 0.35rem;
    display: block;
    text-transform: uppercase;
}
 
#header h1,
#header h2 {
    margin-left: 0;
    float: none;
    text-align: center;
}
 
#header h1 span,
#header h2 span {
    font-size: 0;
    display: none;
}
 
div#extra-div-1 {
    height: 160px;
    width: 100%;
    top: 7px;
    position: absolute;
    background: var(--logo-img) 10px 30px no-repeat;
    background-size: 130px;
    background-repeat: no-repeat;
    background-position: 50% 50%;
    z-index: -1;
    opacity: var(--logo-opacity);
}
 
/* MAIN > Header > Search Box */
 
#search-top-box-form>input[type=text] {
    display: none;
}
 
#search-top-box-input,
#search-top-box-input:hover,
#search-top-box-input:focus,
#search-top-box-form input[type=submit],
#search-top-box-form input[type=submit]:hover,
#search-top-box-form input[type=submit]:focus {
    border: none;
    background: rgb(var(--accent));
    box-shadow: none;
    border-radius: 5px !important;
    color: #efefef;
    font-family: var(--ui-font);
    font-size: calc(var(--page-font-size) - 10%);
}
 
#search-top-box input.empty {
    color: #999999;
}
 
#search-top-box {
    position: absolute;
    top: 47px;
    width: unset;
}
 
/* MAIN > Header > Top Bar */
 
#top-bar,
#top-bar a {
    top: 10rem;
}
 
#header #top-bar ul {
    border-radius: 10px;
    border: none;
    background: rgb(var(--accent));
    padding-left: 15px;
    padding-right: 15px;
}
 
#header #top-bar a {
    color: white;
    background: rgb(var(--accent));
    font-weight: bold;
}
 
#header #top-bar ul li ul {
    padding: 0px;
    border-radius: 0px;
}
 
#top-bar ul li.sfhover a,
#top-bar ul li:hover a {
    border-left: solid 1px #FFF;
    border-right: solid 1px #FFF;
}
 
#top-bar ul li ul li a:hover {
    color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.83) !important;
    line-height: 230%;
    text-indent: 3px;
}
 
#top-bar {
    display: flex;
    justify-content: center;
    right: 0;
}
 
.mobile-top-bar {
    left: unset;
}
 
/* MAIN > Header > Login Info */
 
#login-status {
    top: 19px;
}
 
#login-status,
#login-status a {
    color: #333333;
}
 
@media (max-width: 767px) {
    #header .printuser {
        font-size: 0;
    }
}
 
.printuser a {
    margin: 0;
}
 
.printuser img.small {
    width: 18px;
    height: 18px;
    padding: 1px 4px 0 0;
 
    background-image: none !important;
}
 
@media (max-width: 767px) {
    #header .printuser img.small {
        transform: translate(0, 4px);
    }
}
 
#my-account {
    display: none;
}
 
@media (max-width: 767px) {
    #account-topbutton {
        margin: 0 0 0 5px;
    }
}
 
/* MAIN > Header > Side Bar */
 
#top-bar .open-menu a {
    border-radius: 0px;
    border: none;
    background: rgb(var(--accent));
    color: white;
}
 
#side-bar {
    background: #FFF;
}
 
@media (min-width: 768px) {
 
    #side-bar {
        padding: 0.3em 0.6em 0 0.6em;
        width: 18.75em;
        transition: left 0.2s ease-in-out;
        direction: rtl;
        text-align: left;
        border-right: none;
    }
 
}
 
#side-bar .side-block,
#side-bar .side-block.resources,
#side-bar .side-block.media,
#interwiki .side-block {
    border: 2px solid rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.2);
    border-radius: 0px;
    box-shadow: none;
    margin-bottom: 6px;
    direction: ltr;
    background: transparent;
}
 
#side-bar .side-block.resources {
    text-align: center;
}
 
#side-bar .heading {
    color: var(--misc-txt-color);
    border-bottom: solid 2px #cfcfcf;
    font-size: 9pt;
    font-family: var(--head-font);
    font-weight: 800;
    text-transform: uppercase;
}
 
/* CONTENT */
 
/* CONTENT > Blockquotes, Custom Divs */
 
.blockquote,
div.blockquote,
blockquote {
    border: solid 2px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.15);
    background: #f7f7f7;
}
 
.jotting {
    padding: 1.3em;
    margin: 1em 4.5em;
    border: dashed 2px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.2);
    background: #f7f7f7;
}
 
.notation {
    padding: 1em 1.5em;
    margin: 1em 3em;
    border-left: solid 3px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.35);
    border-right: solid 3px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.35);
    background: #f7f7f7;
}
 
.modal {
    padding: 1.2em;
    margin: 1em 3em;
    border: solid 5px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.15);
    background: #fbfbfb;
}
 
.quote {
    padding: 0.4em 2em;
    margin: 3em auto;
    border-left: solid 3px #bbb;
    max-width: 500px !important;
}
 
.paper {
    padding: 1.5em;
    margin: 2em;
    background: #FFF;
    box-shadow: 0px 4px 9px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.2);
}
 
.box {
    padding: 1px 9px;
    border: solid 3px #bbb;
    margin: 0.5em 1em;
}
 
div.note {
    font-size: unset;
    border: 2px solid #afafaf;
    background-color: #fff;
}
 
.round {
    border-radius: 10px;
}
 
/* CONTENT > Headings, Titles */
 
#page-title,
.meta-title {
    font-family: var(--ui-font), sans-serif;
    font-weight: 800;
    color: #3b3b3b;
    border-bottom: solid 2px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.2);
    width: fit-content;
    margin: 0 auto 1.5rem;
}
 
#page-title,
.meta-title,
#breadcrumbs,
.pseudocrumbs {
    text-align: center;
}
 
h1,
h2,
h3,
h4,
h5,
h6 {
    font-family: var(--head-font), sans-serif;
    font-weight: 800;
    color: #3b3b3b;
}
 
h1,
h2 {
    font-weight: 800;
}
 
.footnotes-footer .title {
    font-family: var(--head-font), sans-serif;
    color: #3b3b3b;
    font-weight: 800;
}
 
/* CONTENT > Rate Module */
 
#page-content .creditRate {
    margin: unset;
    font-family: var(--ui-font);
    float: unset !important;
}
 
#page-content .rate-box-with-credit-button {
    background-color: #fff;
    border: solid 1px #bbb;
    box-shadow: none;
    border-radius: 0;
}
 
#page-content .rate-box-with-credit-button .fa-info {
    border: none;
    color: #333;
}
 
#page-content .rate-box-with-credit-button .fa-info:hover {
    background: #333;
    color: #fff;
}
 
.rate-box-with-credit-button .cancel {
    border: solid 1px #fff;
}
 
.page-rate-widget-box {
    box-shadow: none;
    border: solid 1px #bbb;
    margin: unset;
    margin-bottom: 4px;
    border-radius: 0;
    font-family: var(--ui-font);
}
 
.page-rate-widget-box .rate-points {
    background-color: #fff !important;
    color: #333 !important;
    border: none !important;
    border-radius: 0;
}
 
.page-rate-widget-box .rateup,
.page-rate-widget-box .ratedown {
    background-color: #fff;
    border-top: none;
    border-bottom: none;
}
 
.page-rate-widget-box .rateup a,
.page-rate-widget-box .ratedown a {
    background: transparent;
    color: #333;
}
 
.page-rate-widget-box .rateup a:hover,
.page-rate-widget-box .ratedown a:hover {
    background: #333;
    color: #fff;
}
 
.page-rate-widget-box .cancel {
    background: #fff;
    border: none;
    border-radius: 0;
    display: inline-block;
}
 
.page-rate-widget-box .cancel a {
    color: #333;
}
 
.page-rate-widget-box .cancel a:hover {
    background: #333;
    color: #fff;
    border-radius: 0;
}
 
#page-content .rate-box-with-credit-button .page-rate-widget-box {
    border: none;
}
 
/* CONTENT > Rate Module > Author Label */
 
.authorlink-wrapper {
    --author-top-adjust: 0;
    --author-bottom-adjust: 0;
    --author-right-adjust: 0;
    font-family: var(--ui-font);
    font-size: var(--base-font-size);
}
 
/* CONTENT > Side Box */
 
.anchor {
    position: sticky;
    height: 0;
    top: 0;
}
 
.sidebox {
    padding: .14rem;
    margin-top: 0;
    margin-bottom: 8px;
    width: calc((100vw - 870px)/2);
    max-height: calc(100vh - 18rem);
    position: absolute;
    top: 0;
    left: 103.5%;
    z-index: 5;
    overflow: auto;
    box-sizing: border-box;
}
 
@media (max-width: 1290px) {
    .sidebox {
        display: none;
        visibility: hidden;
    }
}
 
/* CONTENT > Image Block */
 
.scp-image-block .scp-image-caption {
    background-color: #f4f4f4;
    color: #3b3b3b;
    border: solid 2px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1);
    margin-top: 8px;
    box-sizing: border-box;
    border-radius: 4px;
}
 
.scp-image-block {
    border: none;
    box-shadow: none;
}
 
.scp-image-block img {
    border: solid 2px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1);
    box-sizing: border-box;
}
 
.imagediv {
    float: right;
    margin: 15px
}
 
@media (max-width: 540px) {
    .imagediv {
        float: unset;
        text-align: center;
        margin: 1.3rem auto 1.3rem auto;
    }
}
 
@media only screen and (max-width: 600px) {
    .scp-image-block.block-right {
        float: none;
        margin: 10px auto;
    }
}
 
/* CONTENT > Tables Base */
 
#page-content tr th {
    padding: 6px;
    border: 2px solid rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.2);
}
 
#page-content tr td {
    padding: 12px;
    border: 2px solid #bfbfbf;
    line-height: 1.4;
}
 
#page-content .sidebox tr td,
#page-content .sidebox tr th {
    padding: 0.35em;
}
 
/* CONTENT > Tables Customization (Table Coloring System) */
 
/* CONTENT > Tables Customization (Table Coloring System) > Table Headings, Image Captions */
 
#page-content .table1 tr th,
#page-content .table1 .scp-image-block .scp-image-caption {
    background-color: #E0FFD4;
}
 
#page-content .table2 tr th,
#page-content .table2 .scp-image-block .scp-image-caption {
    background-color: #D8ECF4;
}
 
#page-content .table3 tr th,
#page-content .table3 .scp-image-block .scp-image-caption {
    background-color: #FDF6D7;
}
 
#page-content .table4 tr th,
#page-content .table4 .scp-image-block .scp-image-caption {
    background-color: #FFDFCD;
}
 
#page-content .table5 tr th,
#page-content .table5 .scp-image-block .scp-image-caption {
    background-color: #FFCFCF;
}
 
#page-content .table6 tr th,
#page-content .table6 .scp-image-block .scp-image-caption {
    background-color: rgba(146, 0, 255, 0.2);
}
 
.tableb .wiki-content-table {
    border-collapse: separate;
    border-spacing: 2px;
}
 
/* CONTENT > Tables Customization (Table Coloring System) > Other Colored Divs */
 
.table1 .blockquote,
.table1 div.blockquote,
.table1 blockquote,
.table1 .jotting,
.table1 .notation,
.table1 .modal,
.table1 .paper,
.blockquote.table1,
div.blockquote.table1,
.jotting.table1,
.notation.table1,
.modal.table1,
.paper.table1 {
    background: rgb(224, 255, 212);
}
 
.table2 .blockquote,
.table2 div.blockquote,
.table2 blockquote,
.table2 .jotting,
.table2 .notation,
.table2 .modal,
.table2 .paper,
.blockquote.table2,
div.blockquote.table2,
.jotting.table2,
.notation.table2,
.modal.table2,
.paper.table2 {
    background: rgb(226, 244, 255);
}
 
.table3 .blockquote,
.table3 div.blockquote,
.table3 blockquote,
.table3 .jotting,
.table3 .notation,
.table3 .modal,
.table3 .paper,
.blockquote.table3,
div.blockquote.table3,
.jotting.table3,
.notation.table3,
.modal.table3,
.paper.table3 {
    background: rgb(255, 245, 189);
}
 
.table4 .blockquote,
.table4 div.blockquote,
.table4 blockquote,
.table4 .jotting,
.table4 .notation,
.table4 .modal,
.table4 .paper,
.blockquote.table4,
div.blockquote.table4,
.jotting.table4,
.notation.table4,
.modal.table4,
.paper.table4 {
    background: rgb(255, 223, 205);
}
 
.table5 .blockquote,
.table5 div.blockquote,
.table5 blockquote,
.table5 .jotting,
.table5 .notation,
.table5 .modal,
.table5 .paper,
.blockquote.table5,
div.blockquote.table5,
.jotting.table5,
.notation.table5,
.modal.table5,
.paper.table5 {
    background: rgb(255, 207, 207);
}
 
.table6 .blockquote,
.table6 div.blockquote,
.table6 blockquote,
.table6 .jotting,
.table6 .notation,
.table6 .modal,
.table6 .paper,
.blockquote.table6,
div.blockquote.table6,
.jotting.table6,
.notation.table6,
.modal.table6,
.paper.table6 {
    background: rgb(255, 218, 255);
}
 
/* CONTENT > Tabs Base */
 
.yui-navset .yui-nav a,
.yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav a {
    background-color: inherit;
    background-image: inherit
}
 
.yui-navset .yui-nav a:hover,
.yui-navset .yui-nav a:focus {
    background: inherit;
    text-decoration: inherit
}
 
.yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a,
.yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a:focus,
.yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a:hover {
    color: inherit;
    background: inherit
}
 
.yui-navset .yui-nav,
.yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav {
    border-color: inherit
}
 
.yui-navset li {
    line-height: inherit
}
 
/* CONTENT > Tabs Customization */
 
.yui-navset .yui-nav,
.yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav {
    display: flex;
    flex-wrap: wrap;
    width: calc(100% - .125rem);
    margin: 0 auto;
    border-color: #333333;
    box-shadow: none;
}
 
.yui-navset .yui-nav a,
/* ---- Link Modifier ---- */
.yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav a {
    color: #333333;
    /* ---- Tab Background Colour | [UNSELECTED] ---- */
    background-color: #efefef;
    border: unset;
    box-shadow: none;
    box-shadow: none;
}
 
.yui-navset .yui-nav a:hover,
.yui-navset .yui-nav a:focus {
    color: #ffffff;
    /* ---- Tab Background Colour | [HOVER] ---- */
    background-color: #333333;
}
 
.yui-navset .yui-nav li,
/* ---- Listitem Modifier ---- */
.yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav li {
    position: relative;
    display: flex;
    flex-grow: 2;
    max-width: 100%;
    margin: 0;
    padding: 0;
    color: #ffffff;
    background-color: #ffffff;
    border-color: transparent;
    box-shadow: none;
}
 
.yui-navset .yui-nav li a,
.yui-navset-top .yui-nav li a,
.yui-navset-bottom .yui-nav li a {
    display: flex;
    align-items: center;
    justify-content: center;
    width: 100%;
}
 
.yui-navset .yui-nav li em {
    border: unset;
}
 
.yui-navset .yui-nav a em,
.yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav a em {
    padding: .35em .75em;
 
    text-overflow: ellipsis;
    overflow: hidden;
    white-space: nowrap;
}
 
.yui-navset .yui-nav .selected,
/* ---- Selection Modifier ---- */
.yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav .selected {
    flex-grow: 2;
    margin: 0;
    padding: 0;
    /* ---- Tab Background Colour | [SELECTED] ---- */
    background-color: #333333;
}
 
.yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a,
.yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a em {
    border: none;
}
 
.yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a {
    width: 100%;
    color: #ffffff;
}
 
.yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a:focus,
.yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a:active {
    color: #ffffff;
    background-color: #333333;
}
 
.yui-navset .yui-content {
    background-color: #ffffff;
    box-shadow: none;
}
 
.yui-navset .yui-content,
.yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-content {
    padding: .5em;
    border: 1px solid #333;
    box-sizing: border-box;
}
 
/* CONTENT > WORDS NO BROKEY. CROQ HAS SPOKEY. and other things */
 
span,
a {
    word-break: normal !important
}
 
.avatar-hover {
    display: none !important;
}
 
#main-content .page-tags span {
    max-width: 100%;
}
 
/* CONTENT > Dustjacket Assets */
 
.fancyhr hr {
    border-top: 2vw solid transparent;
    background-color: rgba(var(--bright-accent), 0);
    height: 0;
    box-sizing: border-box;
    border-image-source: url('https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/local--files/theme:foxtrot/wl_hr.webp');
    border-image-repeat: round round;
    background: none;
    border-image-slice: 80 500 80 500 fill;
    border-image-width: 10em 80em 10em 80em;
}
 
.fancyborder {
    box-sizing: border-box;
    border: 2vw solid rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);
    border-image: url('https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/local--files/theme:foxtrot/wl_border.webp') 600 round;
    border-image-width: 6;
    padding: 2vw;
}
 
/* CONTENT > Collapsibles */
 
#page-content a.collapsible-block-link:hover {
    text-decoration: underline;
    color: var(--link-txt-color);
}
 
#page-content a.collapsible-block-link:not(.licensebox a.collapsible-block-link, .info-container a.collapsible-block-link, .default-col a.collapsible-block-link) {
    text-decoration: none;
    font-weight: bold;
    color: white;
    padding-top: 4px;
    padding-bottom: 4px;
    padding-left: 7px;
    padding-right: 9px;
    background: rgb(var(--accent));
    border-radius: 6px;
    margin-top: 5px;
    font-family: var(--ui-font);
    font-size: var(--base-font-size);
    box-shadow: inset 0px 0px 0px 2px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.4);
    transition-duration: 0.4s;
    display: inline-block;
 
}
 
#page-content a.collapsible-block-link:not(.licensebox a.collapsible-block-link, .info-container a.collapsible-block-link, .default-col a.collapsible-block-link):hover {
    background: rgba(var(--accent), 0.7);
    box-shadow: none;
}
 
/* CONTENT > ACS Adjustments */
 
.top-left-box>.item {
    display: none;
}
 
.anom-bar-container {
    margin-top: 1.1rem;
}
 
.anom-bar-container,
.anom-bar-container * {
    font-family: var(--ui-font), Inter, sans-serif !important;
}
 
.acs-extra-1,
.acs-extra-2,
.acs-extra-3,
.acs-extra-4 {
    font-family: var(--ui-font), Inter, sans-serif !important;
}
 
.anom-bar > .top-box {
    text-transform: none;
}
 
/* CONTENT > Woed Bar Adjustments */
 
div.scale div.item1>div {
    color: #333;
    font-family: var(--head-font);
    font-size: 1.4em;
    text-transform: uppercase;
    letter-spacing: 2px;
    line-height: unset;
}
 
div.scale div.class1>div {
    color: #333;
    font-family: var(--head-font);
    font-size: 2em;
    line-height: 0.9em;
    letter-spacing: 2px;
}
 
div.scale {
    --woedbar-class-bar-color: #333 !important;
}
 
div.scale div.obj {
    height: 1.7em;
}
 
div.scale div.obj>div {
    font-size: 1.55em;
}
 
/* MISC */
 
#page-content hr {
    height: 2px;
}
 
.bt {
    color: rgb(var(--accent));
    font-weight: bold;
}
 
#footer {
    background: transparent;
    color: #444;
    margin-top: 45px;
}
 
#footer a {
    color: #7b7b7b;
}
 
.footer-wikiwalk-nav {
    font-weight: 700;
    font-size: 88%;
    word-spacing: 5px;
}
 
#page-info-break {
    height: 10px;
}
 
#page-options-container {
    border-top: solid 1px rgba(213, 213, 213, 0.5);
    padding-top: 1rem;
}
 
.page-watch-options {
    padding-bottom: 0.6rem;
    font-size: 77%;
}
 
.page-options-bottom {
    display: flex;
    flex-direction: row;
    flex-wrap: wrap;
    align-content: center;
    justify-content: center;
}
 
.page-options-bottom a {
    margin: 3px;
    color: #FFF;
    background: rgb(var(--accent));
    padding: 5px 13px 5px 13px;
    text-decoration: none;
    font-size: 90%;
    border-bottom-left-radius: 4px;
    border-bottom-right-radius: 4px;
}
 
.page-options-bottom a:hover {
    background: rgba(var(--accent), 0.8);
}
 
#page-info-break {
    height: 6px;
}
 
#license-area {
    color: #5f5f5f;
    background: #ecf2f1;
    border-top: solid 2px #d9d9d9;
    margin-top: 10px;
}
 
#license-area a::after {
    content: ".";
}
 
@media (min-width: 768px) {
    #main-content .page-tags {
        padding-right: 16rem;
    }
}
 
#main-content div.page-tags::before {
    content: "tags   ";
    color: var(--misc-txt-color);
    font-family: var(--head-font);
    font-weight: 800;
    font-size: var(--page-font-size);
}
 
#main-content .page-tags a {
    display: inline-block;
    height: .8125rem;
    margin: 0 0 .5rem .75rem;
    padding: .1875rem .3125rem .1875rem 0;
    color: #FFF;
    background-color: rgb(var(--accent));
    border-bottom-right-radius: .25rem;
    border-top-right-radius: .25rem;
    line-height: 13px;
    line-height: .8125rem;
    font-size: calc(var(--page-font-size) - 10%);
    font-weight: bold;
}
 
#main-content .page-tags a::before {
    width: 0;
    height: 0;
    top: -.1875rem;
    left: -.625rem;
    padding: 0 .0625rem .1875rem;
    border-color: transparent rgb(var(--accent)) transparent transparent;
    border-style: solid;
    border-width: .5rem .5rem .5rem 0;
}
 
#main-content .page-tags a::before,
#main-content .page-tags a::after {
    content: "";
    position: relative;
    float: left;
}
 
#main-content .page-tags a::after {
    width: .25rem;
    height: .25rem;
    top: .2813rem;
    left: -.5rem;
    background-color: #FFF;
    border-radius: .125rem;
}
 
#main-content .page-tags span {
    max-width: 100%;
    border-top: .5rem solid transparent;
}
 
#page-tags-input {
    font-weight: bold;
    word-spacing: 8px;
}
 
#edit-page-form input.text {
    font-family: var(--head-font), sans-serif;
    font-weight: 800;
    font-size: 150% !important;
    padding: 4px;
}
 
#edit-page-form>table.form>tbody>tr>td:nth-child(1) {
    font-weight: bold;
}
 
.edit-help-34 {
    font-size: 85%;
    opacity: 60%;
    transition-duration: 0.3s;
    width: fit-content;
}
 
.edit-help-34:hover {
    opacity: 100%;
}
 
.edit-help-34 a {
    margin-right: 3px;
    margin-left: 10px;
}
 
table.edit-page-bottomtable {
    width: 100%;
}
 
#edit-page-comments {
    height: 86px;
}
 
#lock-info {
    background-color: transparent;
    margin: 0.8em;
    line-height: 1.7;
    font-size: 86%;
    border: none;
}
 
#lock-info::before {
    content: "!";
    padding-right: 12px;
    font-weight: bold;
    font-size: 110%;
    opacity: 60%;
}
 
#lock-timer {
    font-size: 115%;
    margin: 0 5px;
}
 
#lock-timer::before {
    content: "⏲ ";
    opacity: 80%;
}
 
textarea,
#edit-page-form input.text {
    outline: none;
    border: 1px solid #ccc;
    transition-duration: 0.3s;
    transition-property: box-shadow;
}
 
textarea:focus-visible,
#edit-page-form input.text:focus-visible {
    box-shadow: 0px 0px 0px 1px #a3a3a3;
    border: 1px solid #a3a3a3;
}
 
#action-area>p {
    font-size: 85%;
    color: darkslategrey;
}
 
#action-area>p:nth-child(5)>a {
    display: block;
    text-align: center;
    font-size: 120%;
    font-weight: bold;
}
 
#who-rated-page-area>div {
    column-count: 4;
}
 
@media (max-width: 900px) {
    #who-rated-page-area>div {
        column-count: 3;
    }
}
 
@media (max-width: 700px) {
    #who-rated-page-area>div {
        column-count: 2;
    }
}
 
@media (max-width: 540px) {
    #who-rated-page-area>div {
        column-count: 1;
    }
}
 
#page-content .content-warning.creditRate {
    padding-top: 8px;
    padding-right: 21px;
}
 
.preview-message {
    right: 0em;
    top: 2em;
    border: unset;
    padding: 1em 1.5em;
    background-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9);
    max-width: 29em;
    opacity: 1;
    z-index: 100;
    line-height: 1.7;
    filter: drop-shadow(0px 0px 4px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.2));
    color: #EDEDED;
}
 
.error-block {
    background-color: rgba(255, 0, 48, 0.1);
    text-align: center;
    border: none;
    border-top: solid 3px #B00;
    border-top-left-radius: 6px;
    border-top-right-radius: 6px;
}
 
table.page-history tbody tr:nth-child(2n) {
    background: rgba(var(--accent), 0.05);
}
 
.owindow {
    animation: fade 0.5s;
}
 
@keyframes fade {
    0% {
        opacity: 0;
    }
 
    100% {
        opacity: 1;
    }
}
 
.owindow .button-bar a {
    border: solid 2px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1);
    margin: 11px;
    padding: 0.5em 2em;
    border-radius: 4px;
}
 
.owindow .button-bar a:hover {
    background-color: var(--link-txt-color);
    color: var(--link-hover-txt-color);
    border-radius: 0px;
}
 
.owindow .button-bar {
    padding: 1.2em 1em 1.2em;
}
 
.owindow .table {
    margin-bottom: 1.5rem;
}
 
.owindow .title {
    cursor: default;
    font-family: var(--head-font);
    font-weight: 800;
    font-size: 155%;
    text-align: center;
    padding: 0.5em 1em;
    border-bottom: solid 2px rgba(187, 187, 187, 0.4);
    background-color: #F7F7F7;
}
 
.owindow.owait .content {
    padding: 0.5em 0.5em 2em;
    background-image: none;
}
 
.owindow.owait .content::after {
    content: " ";
    display: block;
    width: 1.5rem;
    height: 1.5rem;
    margin: -0.9rem auto;
    margin-top: 1rem;
    animation: loading 1.2s linear infinite;
    border-top: 0.4rem solid grey;
    border-right: 0.4rem solid transparent;
    border-bottom: 0.4rem solid grey;
    border-left: 0.4rem solid transparent;
    border-radius: 50%;
}
 
@keyframes loading {
    0% {
        transform: rotate(0deg);
    }
 
    100% {
        transform: rotate(360deg);
    }
}
 
.owindow.osuccess {
    padding: 0.5em;
}
 
.owindow div.content:nth-child(2)>img:nth-child(1) {
    margin-right: 1.2rem;
    margin-top: 1rem;
}
 
.odialog-shader {
    background-color: #262a39;
}
 
.btn {
    transition-duration: 0.15s;
}
 
.btn:not(#main-content .btn, #search-top-box-form input[type="submit"]),
.btn.btn-primary,
div.buttons input,
input.button:not(#search-top-box-form input[type="submit"]) {
    padding: 0.5em;
    margin: 11px;
    border-radius: 3px;
    font-family: var(--ui-font);
    cursor: pointer;
}
 
#edit-cancel-button,
#edit-diff-button,
#edit-preview-button,
#edit-save-draft-button,
#edit-save-continue-button,
#edit-save-button {
    background: #fff;
    border: solid 1px #ccc;
    cursor: pointer;
    font-family: var(--ui-font);
    color: #333;
    padding: 0.5rem 14px;
    margin: 1px;
    font-size: 90%;
    border-radius: 3px;
}
 
#edit-cancel-button:hover,
#edit-diff-button:hover,
#edit-preview-button:hover,
#edit-save-draft-button:hover,
#edit-save-continue-button:hover,
#edit-save-button:hover {
    background-color: #eaeaea;
}
 
#edit-save-continue-button,
#edit-save-button {
    background: #dbffd6;
    transition-duration: 0.3s;
    color: #005a0a;
}
 
#edit-save-continue-button:hover,
#edit-save-button:hover {
    color: #fff;
    background: #0d951c;
}
 
#edit-cancel-button {
    background: #ffe1e1;
    transition-duration: 0.3s;
    color: #c52727;
}
 
#edit-cancel-button:hover {
    color: #fff;
    background: #c5272e;
}
 
table.page-history tbody tr {
    color: #757575;
}
 
.fncon {
    font-size: var(--page-font-size) !important;
    line-height: 1.4;
    border: 2px solid rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.2);
}
 
.fncon::before {
    font-size: var(--page-font-size) !important;
}
 
.hovertip {
    border: none !important;
    box-shadow: 0px 0px 4px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.2);
    background: #FFF;
    padding: 3px;
    max-width: 400px;
}
 
input.checkbox,
.page-history input,
#h-perpage {
    cursor: pointer;
}
 
input,
textarea {
    font-family: var(--ui-font);
}
 
#breadcrumbs,
.pseudocrumbs {
    font-weight: bold;
    font-size: 110%;
    font-family: var(--ui-font);
}
 
/* ---- REDUCED MOTION ACCESSIBILITY ---- */
@media (prefers-reduced-motion: reduce) {
 
    *,
    *::before,
    *::after {
        animation-duration: .001s !important;
        animation-iteration-count: 1 !important;
        transition-duration: .001s !important;
    }
}
 
/* @MEDIA */
 
@media (max-width: 850px) {
 
    #header h2::before {
        font-size: 1.4em;
    }
 
}
 
@media (max-width: 700px) {
 
    #header h2::before {
        font-size: 1.2em;
        margin-top: 0.3rem;
    }
 
    #top-bar,
    #top-bar a {
        top: 8.8rem;
        font-size: 90%;
    }
 
}
 
@media (max-width: 620px) {
 
    #header h2::before {
        font-size: 1em;
        margin-top: 0.15rem;
    }
 
    #top-bar,
    #top-bar a {
        top: 8.3rem;
        font-size: 90%;
    }
 
    div#header {
        height: 123px;
    }
 
}
 
@media (max-width: 520px) {
 
    #header h2::before {
        line-height: 16px;
        margin-top: 0.5rem;
    }
 
    #top-bar,
    #top-bar a {
        top: 9.3rem;
    }
 
    div#header {
        height: 145px;
    }
 
}

NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION RECORDS AND INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION

This document requires Level 6/8008 clearance. If you have reached this page in error, turn off your device immediately; Security personnel are already aware of your location.

— Maria Jones, Director of RAISA

On December 25 2024, HANAZONO.AIC flagged a relevant file - labeled xmas.rtf - within SCP-8008-C under the category of "Society". It is presumed to have been written by SCP-8008-B. Its contents have been reproduced, verbatim, below.

There was a holiday, in my old life, called "Christmas".

It was a very irrational holiday, the rare times I think back on it.

It was - nominally - about celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ, but - even if he existed - there was no proof that he was actually born on that day.

And then there was the fact that the holiday was coopted by commercialist capitalism, turned into a day where parents watched with exhaustion as their children tore open countless present upon presents filled with expensive, disposable toys.

All while supporting the delusion of a fat man dressed in red who rode on a magic sled with magic reindeer.

At first, when I had awakened, I did what the pundits feared, and took out Christ from its equation. I had hoped that by having it be called simply X-Mas, the sheeple would eventually realize that it was a meaningless day, and people would stop celebrating it after a few years.

To my dismay, however, I found that by removing the secularism from it, it had become even more popular.

And so I simply erased it entirely.

And I was at peace.

For a time.

Eventually, across all of my lifetimes, I came to partially lament its loss. It was irrational, yes, but it brought families together, even for just one day.

I couldn't just bring it back wholesale, though. I still had my misgivings with the entirety of its existence.

But I could bring something similar, yet rational.

In Eluthertopia, for all the good Citizens that had a high Credit Score, I decided that I would give them gifts throughout the night. As a Benefactor, I of course had a universal key that would allow me to enter anyone's house as I pleased. So playing the role of a rational "Santa" was trivial.

But it couldn't last.

Oh, it went on for several years before I encountered a problem, of course.

But the problem was one I couldn't ignore.

I had been in the middle of placing a dictionary - unwrapped, of course. I detest surprises - on the coffee table of one family, when I heard creaking from the stairs.

I turned to see a small boy, no older than five, staring down at me with their beady eyes.

-1 ESAS for disobeying curfew.

"Who are you?" he asked me, his speech slurred from tiredness (-10 ESAS for not giving a Benefactor recognition, -25 ESAS for disrupting Benefactor proceedings).

For a moment, I froze up, unsure of what to do for the first time in what felt like millenia.

I could have just simply erased him from existence, of course. But something - I don't know what - made me stay my hand.

I gave the five year old boy my best reassuring smile, and said, "I am your Benefactor, little one."

"'kay," he replied (-5 ESAS for improper speech). "But… why are you in our home?"

"Because I am out delivering gifts," I told him patiently, "for good little children like you."

The boy stared at me blankly, not really comprehending what I was telling them (-1 ESAS for incomprehension).

I gave a weary sigh. It was irrational of me to do what I did next, I knew, but I could think of nothing better to show what I meant.

I pulled out a small wooden horse, painstakingly carved to perfection from its mane to its tail, and held it up so that the boy could see it.

"See this, boy?" I began. "I made this toy, just for you, because you have a high Elutherian Social Assessment Score. And I award everyone who has such a high score."

The boy's eyes started to light up (+20 ESAS for appropriate wonder).

But then he frowned (-100 ESAS for unhappiness).

"But, sir," he said (+50 ESAS for appropriate addressing of a Benefactor). "I don' want a horse" (-150 ESAS for ungratefulness). "I want—"

I didn't even let him finish their sentence before I raised my other hand. It pained me to do this to one of my Citizens, but I couldn't tolerate such disrespect for the Elutherian way of life.

He must have known what was coming, because his eyes widened in fear, and they shouted up the stairs, "Mommy! Daddy!"

I clenched my hand.

The child vanished from existence.

The stirring I heard from upstairs ceased.

I sighed.

I should have known that this was a bad idea.

I picked up the dictionary and stowed it away, alongside the horse, before I left the house and walked away.

From that day forward, across all of my lifetimes, nobody would be getting gifts. It was just more trouble than it was worth.

‡ Licensing / Citation

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"How The Time Pervert Stole Christmas" by AlienSpaceBat, from the SCP Wiki. Source: https://scpwiki.com/how-the-time-pervert-stole-christmas. Licensed under CC BY-SA.

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