HOTFISH

WHO AM I
SCPS
TALES
GOIS
ESSAYS
ART
COLLABS
REAL TALK

ARRIVAL
OF THE GHOTI

WHO AM I

My mother was a fish.

I am an amateur at CSS, but based on the way everyone else on the wiki treats it, I am a God in human form.

The devil weighs down my hands and stones me every other day to prevent me from writing.

Kill all fascists.

I am Fish^12.

AI generation should be counted as a sin.

Gay little horses.

More people should read everything. I am not kidding. Read things you don't like. Read things you would never expect to be good.

I like sushi.

SCPS

SCP-7480 — the trade prince
Goblincon2023 entry.

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SCP-7012 — chaos, you are my angel
7kcon entry.

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SCP-6136 — two dudes chilling in an interrogation room, five feet apart cause theyre not happy
Deptcon2022 entry.

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SCP-6970 — foundation that tortures you
First entry featuring the Department of Atypical Persuasion.

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SCP-6031 — metal slab that kills people
First SCP written by me.

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TALES

GARLIC NEWS REPORT
Telling you what we want you to know.

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DAP Orientation
First tale and orientation written by me.

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Fifth Pink Light
Attempt at a Fifthist and AIAD crossover.

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Nobody Serves Up a Cold Plate of Whoop Ass
2023 Art Exchange entry for Dino--Draws.

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Comdependency
2022 Art Exchange entry for BattleblockB0ss.

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Waltzing On Air
Second Nightfall Tale. Has witches.

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Stained Glass
First Nightfall Tale. Has medieval surgeries.

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The Monologues of Captain Nemo
Public Domain Contest 2025 entry.

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We Built You Wrong On Purpose
International Canon Contest 2025 entry.

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The Clefnikov Experience™
Pridefest 2024 entry.

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The Clef Catfish Condraki
Eventyr entry about gay online dating.

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GOIS

Main Page — Wikipedia
Welcome to Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit.

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Project Proposal 2021-001: "Exclusive Jurisdiction is Over"
Mr. Normie (1 required, already in my possession).

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Critter Profile: Big Blue!
Species: Euclidean right angle cubic (Cube)

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ESSAYS

Fish's Absolute Beginner's Series to Wikidot CSS
A series of essays dedicated to making a theme.

1) Guide To CSS

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2) Guide To Syntax

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3) Guide To Colors

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Black Market Licensed Resources
A collection of more obscure sources of licensing appropriate media.

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ART

Retro Futura Theme
Made for Public Domain Contest 2025.

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Shoebill Theme
2025 Art Exchange entry for MetalRavioli.

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The Nineties Page
Fancy resource for browsing articles rated between 90-99.

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Black Diamond Theme
Made for the Black Diamond Billions hub.

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Spring Cleaning Badges
Art badges made for the 2024 Spring Cleaning event.

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Fandom Theme
Theme created after Eventyr April Fools 2024.

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Thalassophobia Theme
First theme created by me.

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Nondescript Department Icons
First art page created by me.

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COLLABS

This Machine Bleeds
With sailorenoch. For International Canon Contest 2025. Features robot lesbians.

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Black Queen Hub
With Prismal, FlyPurgatorio, SynthPanda_, DarkStuff, thedeadlymoose, ashiningmoon, and Silberescher.

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Fandation
With sailorenoch, Prismal, Miss Lapis, SynthPanda_, Guaire, FrankEntropy, DrBleep, Harmacy, Alexander245, and AstersQuill. For Eventyr April Fools 2025.

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Draft Swap 2025
With Uncle Nicolini.

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Agent, Father, Motherfucker: Alto Clef, in memoriam
With Waxx, DrBleep, Uncle Nicolini, sailorenoch, Guaire, fairydoctor, SynthPanda_, Queerious, OriTiefling, DrRevan, Anky swallow, Dino--Draws, AstersQuill, Rosyfox2002, FlyPurgatorio, JukeShoes, Prismal, and DoctorLilithSophia.

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Eventyr Theme
With Uncle Nicolini, Queerious, and FlyPurgatorio.

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Eventyr Hub
With Waxx, Uncle Nicolini, sailorenoch, Guaire, Queerious, AstersQuill, FlyPurgatorio, and Prismal.

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Critter Profile: Corey!
With Queerious. For Draft Swap 2025.

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/r/undeadthequeen
With Aftokrator. Features topical news such as Queen Elizabeth dying.

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SCP-7779 — Le Poof!
With Aftokrator, DrApricus, and Jack Waltz. Good riddance.

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Ninth Circle
With Felixou. For the 2022 Department Contest.

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PSA: Cognitohazards and You!
With korben600, Jack Waltz, and TheBoxOfFun. Set in the Broken Masquerade.

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REAL TALK

I have zero plans on dying or disappearing anytime soon. But! In case something happens to me, I will let the folks in the Eventyr Discord Server handle my remains in whatever way they wish. Collaborations will go to the collaborators, as expected.

If there are any remains that reasonably belonged to an ongoing collaboration, those will also go to the collaborators.

With all that said, I will live forever.