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- Name: Ecberto Tecchi
- Age: Too old
- Role(s): MAST Junior Staffer
- Date of Registration: 11/27/23
- Date of Death: STAY TUNED
Ciao, my fellow internet people living in my cell phone, cybernetic Lords of the Rings (cit.), welcome to my Author Page for the Main Site. Grab some food and drink, the bathroom is the third door on the right, and make yourselves comfortable for this journey through these sections!
Have fun!
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| SCP Number | Rating | Comments | Created |
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| SCP-8679 | 42 | 15 | 16 May 2025 14:20 |
| SCP-8690 | 40 | 21 | 18 Jun 2025 10:20 |
| SCP-8163 | 28 | 16 | 06 Jul 2025 06:40 |
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| Title | Rating | Comments | Created |
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| There was a stranger in the park | 39 | 10 | 21 May 2025 17:55 |
| Ut Adversarium Extirpem | 26 | 3 | 26 Jul 2025 07:18 |
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| Title | Rating | Comments | Created |
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| 'DELENDASES®' (F3B3R/X44NM/PLL77) | 30 | 7 | 12 Oct 2025 20:41 |
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| We are going to Heaven and Vandyke is (not) of the company | 42 | 6 | 18 Oct 2025 13:21 |
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| Title | Rating | Comments | Created |
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| Heck's 9kcon Poster Gallery | 58 | 14 | 09 Oct 2025 17:06 |
| Heck's SCP Anthology 2025 Poster Gallery | 37 | 6 | 03 Nov 2025 22:10 |
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| SCP Number/Title | Rating | Comments | Created |
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| SCP-178-IT | 16 | 0 | 14 Jun 2024 11:49 |
| SCP Number/Title | Rating | Comments | Created |
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| Inoculation | 11 | 2 | 07 Jun 2025 23:42 |
I feel so tired, so alone, so tired, so alone…
"GIFs to draw attention to my boomerish monologues? What a devilish plan!"
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SCP-8679 - When I was a child, I had a fever dream
My first article for EN, as well as the first entry I submitted to my first contest, IntCon. Essentially, it's a screw format in which the discovery of a now-destroyed biochemical weapon intersects with the story of its creator's life, only to collide at the end, where it becomes clear that the narrator is recounting his life story to a dream entity in order to allow his ghost to remain safe in the Curcarsi dimension.
It's my most voted article so far (and that says it all) and perhaps the one I'm most proud of, as I really appreciated being able to do a discreet, non-intrusive lore-dump for the reader, while also introducing them to the magical world of my GoI, Febris Farmaceutica/Pharmaceuticals.
SCP-8690 - 【Ｙｏｕｒ Ｆｕｔｕｒｅ ｉｓ ｉｎ ｙｏｕｒ Ｍｉｎｄ】// Vaporwave Mix to Chill And Study
As perhaps almost no one knows, 8690 is merely the second version of a draft with a much more distressing vision and a more "standard" format in terms of logs and addenda. However, the opinion that it was much more similar to an AWCY? article than a VKTM in expositional and conceptual terms led me to this "extreme" reinterpretation: an article purely focused on the anomaly in terms of what it is and what it does, allowing the message of social criticism (the '90s nostalgia sold in the media are empty vibes that erase or sugarcoat what that decade was really like, in addition to the usual fact that it's a purely US-centric vision) to be directed at the reader with the irony of the GoI.
Did it work? Did it not work? I honestly couldn't say, and the comments section, like the voting section, is a battlefield. I did my best, and that's what matters. (Note of 13/09/2025: I'm still listening to Vaporwave lel).
SCP-8163 - Fragmenta
The most terribly painful topic of my Foundation career (including -IT). Oh Lord.
So. A clairvoyant's sphere breaks, people receive partial visions, people start dying following an interpretation of those images, disturbing ending. It was supposed to be a simple story based on the ambiguity of the sphere's nature, the visions, and the deaths: was it all intentional or simply a malfunction due to the damage? Did he cause the deaths, did he simply foresee them, or were they just coincidences and self-fulfilling prophecies? Who knows, and that's what I wanted to convey.
Now, I take responsibility as an author and can acknowledge my mistakes and how much I still have to learn, but (and I say this knowing how sensitive I am when I'm hurt) perhaps this article didn't deserve all the criticism and negativity it received, as well as the indifference.
But you know, this game is hard to play, but this is a lesson to learn: I'll improve as an author and next time I'll do a better job and live the contest experience with a healthier mindset!
With my mental powers, I can make this dodecahedron rotate.
And you can't stop me.
"An Heck of a Trivia: The Human Genome Project began in 1990 and officially concluded in 2003!"
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There was a stranger in the park
The second of my two works submitted for INTCON, and my first tale on EN. It was originally supposed to be a story for the IT 2024 Halloween Contest, but due to time constraints and fatigue, I couldn't write it. The desire to put it down on paper remained, however, until I finally had the opportunity to do so months later.
Technically, it's part of the Urbanverse, a project of mine born on IT about urban legends in the context of the Foundation, which developed across the various canons of the Branch, but primarily on Bagagli Pesanti (Heavy Baggages).
What's it about? The good old social panic of predators on the streets and outside schools, which I experienced firsthand during my childhood, with my classmates repeating stories of sightings of supposed white vans in which other children were lured and captured, all stories they heard from parents and families. I won't lie, I think it was the first urban legend to become part of my daily life, and it was from there that my interest in anthropology and sociology was born.
Ut Adversarium Extirpem
Not the best opportunity to write a tale, not the best prompt I could have chosen, not the best way to incorporate Febris Pharmaceuticals into a text. Aside from the personal satisfaction of some passages I've written into the text and the critiques that allowed me to learn something new and improve, this experience hasn't brought me anything positive or constructive in the long run.
Anyway, it was also a gift to thank
EventideParadox for selecting one of my works for the Reviewer Spotlight and because they appreciated it so much, that's reason enough to be benevolent towards this "paper son of mine" and not delete it as I had originally thought to do.
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'DELENDASES®' (F3B3R/X44NM/PLL77)
My first GoI format, and my first text for the Black Diamond Billions canon!
I'm not going to lie, it was absolutely fun to be able to explore a part of Febris Pharmaceuticals' history within an EN canon, especially experimenting with this new style! Definitely one of the texts I'm most proud of here.
Her name is Geraldine, the Supreme Essence, Holder of the Keys of the Universe and my current psychologist. You may ask her a prize if you read all of this.
I feel so tired, so alone, so tired, so alone…
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There was a stranger in the park selected by EventideParadox for the Reviewers' Spotlight (7/9/25)
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- 🥉at International Canon Contest with the Nobody expects the Italian Resurgence Team!
- Additional Prize at International Canon Contest: Driver of Engagement (Most Comments)
- Heck's 9kcon Poster Gallery, where you can check the 16 posters I made for as many amazing entries!
- We are going to Heaven and Vandyke is (not) of the company, an illustrated poem about my feelings in being (or trying to be) a part of this community.
- Heck's SCP Anthology 2025 Poster Gallery, where you cn check the posters I made for the amazing entries of the Anthology hosted by
Yossipossi!
SCP-8163 - Fragmenta
Poster of "SCP-8163 - Fragmenta", my entry for ClassicCon (ngl, making the poster was 100x funnier than joining the contest)
SCP-3977 - Motormouth
Poster of "SCP-3977 - Motormouth", a gift for my friend
choccoMan!
SCP-299-IT - Oculus me vidit, Febris rapuere
Poster of "SCP-299-IT - Oculus me vidit, Febris rapuere, 🥈 at the Italian Branch's 2025 SummerCon that I wrote together with
JNColossus!
'DELENDASES®' (F3B3R/X44NM/PLL77)
Poster of "'DELENDASES®' (F3B3R/X44NM/PLL77)", my MC&D GoI Format.
Pic of the video preview of SCP-8690 I made and used for the article
Febris Pharmaceuticals 50's/60's logo by
Olympic Error
Modern Logo of Febris Pharmaceuticals by
SCP-178-IT by
DrCrocodile Sabaulto
Official Logo Febris Pharmaceuticals by
Ichne-Bebop
Official Mascot of Febris Farmaceutica, "Dr.ssa Piccola Peste" (Dr. L'il Pest) by
just cave
"Febris, Goddess of Fever" by
NOTE: Here you'll find old and new, famous and forgotten.
Everything here has made me laugh, cry, sigh, or, in one way or another, shaped my view of this stupid, crazy site. Since I consider myself too mediocre to return the favor, the least I can do is at least maintain this little sanctuary on this little asteroid granted to me in eternal space.
SCP-8980 - Ergophobia: Without Regards by
If you are here, then you already know this article and thus, I have nothing to say, nothing to add. God forgive us all.
SCP-8954 - From Stardust to Stardust by
GeminidStrix
An example of what a text on this site based on technologies and concepts beyond normal comprehension and knowledge should be: no technobabble for its own sake, every concept is explained and employed in the narrative to accompany the reader, not to hinder their understanding and appreciation.
SCP-7898 - W is for Walls by
Raddagher
Environmental Storytelling at its finest.
SCP-7933 - X is for Xing by
daveyoufool
I've always like that poetry in the core of a brilliant article that uses the in-universe screw-formatting as a tool for tragicomedy.
SCP-7483 - Customer Service Egregore by
AstralNavigator
One of the most realistic, and thus, chilling articles on a modern, familiar setting as an office job.
SCP-7271 - Microbes on Strike by
ParallelPotatoes
Simple but funny, a microscopic treat.
SCP-7115 - American Meat by
OrbeezTertius
What's the difference between a man and a pig when you reduce the former to the latter?
SCP-6861 - Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus by
Guaire
I'm not exactly a great fan of articles with alt history, but this is nothing but a treat.
SCP-6624 - Il Maestro del Rancore by
Metaphysician
Gesualdo di Venosa, Prince and Composer.
SCP-6599 - HOGSLICE by
J Dune and
PlaguePJP
One of the best characters created in the last years. (PLS DON'T SPAWN IN THE COMMENT SECTION AND IN MY HOUSE PLS)
SCP-6587 - Medieval Bestiary by
Dr Leonerd
I love MBs and this is one of the most original and funniest approaches ever.
SCP-6578 - American Gothic by
A sober story of implied love and grief, together interwired in the embrace of death.
SCP-6097 - Granny Rat Tail by
I have never read another article about a neutralized, semi-mythical anomaly like this since the good ol' Settimius Leo. God bless this kind of original and inspired folklore.
SCP-5681 - Gehenna Arcade by
Grigori Karpin and
Vivarium
Truly an hell of a Game show.
SCP-5392 - The Voyage of the Tachyon Express by
Tao McCawley
As much as we hope for a happy ending, even the purest flame of peace and human progress is sometimes extinguished in the darkness of division and fear.
SCP-4918 - Bergentruckung by
Ihp
There are man-made horrors that heroes can't save us from. It's our fault.
SCP-4511 - SWINE GOD by
Jade Skylar and
Rounderhouse
Chilling story about the nature of sacrifice.
SCP-4264 - Lesson Plans for Calhoun County by
Nameless Mediocre
An amazing story of a humble man trying to do the right thing with the ability he was bestowed with by fate.
SCP-4028 - La Historia de Don Quixote de la Mancha by
The Great Hippo
Sometimes I think this was the peak of pataphysics/narrativistics. No jargon, technobubble, no layers of reality. Just a story that spans centuries and other stories for nothing but an eternal friendship.
SCP-4003 - On Cowboys, Catholicism, and the Cretaceous by
Papa Sen,
SecretCrow and
Uncle Nicolini
This was an example of what I like about SCPs: something terrible happening without an explanation in the most original way ever (at least, better than Cowboys vs Aliens).
SCP-3933 - Bigger Than God by
Mortos
I've always enjoyed how this article highlighted the tragedy of who, causing an anomalous event without knowing how or why, is forced to pay forever for it for everyone's safety.
SCP-3677 - Paradix High School: Paradise for the Paranormal by
OthellotheCat
I will always remember your story.
SCP-1812 - Extralunar Meme by
A simple but modern concept for the time it was written, extremely suggestive.
SCP-1800 - The Minotaur by
sandrewswann
Atrocious. Vile. Heinous. The cruelty that shaped Jude's life and ignited it.
SCP-1510 - The Tarnished Legionnaire by
Dmatix
Pax tibi, hodie aut cras.
SCP-1470 - Telepathic Spider by
Sorts
The loneliness of this little spider has always hit me since I was a teen.
SCP-1057 - Absence of Shark by
SiriExMachina and
Voct
A silly but effective concept. My love for AWCY? started with this article.
SCP-348 - A Gift from Dad by
Zyn
Everytime I think of this article, I call my parents to tell them how much I love them. Truly one of the most powerful Series I articles.
In case of inactivity exceeding 30 working days on Discord/Forum/Any virtual place related to the SCP Foundation Community:
- I entrust my works and my Sandboxes to the care and management of
Doctor Fulgrim until my return.
- I do not allow any of my work to be deleted or rewritten without my consent.
- In case you need to contact me and I'm unavailable, ask
- As for anything inspired by, based on or related to Febris Pharmaceuticals, I believe I have left enough material on the type of setting, themes, lore and characters that you can use and analyze by yourself.
O Anima fuesse corpori, tota resurge.
Dr. Ecberto Tecchi
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