Authpageophage (non hibibli version)

rating: +38+x

POI #2001-WAT

Description: Subject appears to be a human male. Subject is a member of the Serpent's Hand, and appears to be particularly adept at stealing docu-

You know what, to hell with this. I can't afford to steal all my writing styles from CrashingtonCrashington.

Let's do this again, shall we?


So who is N_Aepic_Fael?

Well, according to word of god, he's a bit of an idiot, so that's to be expected. After all, what kind of wri-

Nope, damnit, I'm stealing from TheMightyMcBTheMightyMcB now.


Can I do anything without stealing?

  • … Eh, author avatars are out of favor, and I don't feel like stealing from RockTeethMothEyesRockTeethMothEyes
  • If I'm too serious, I'll be stealing from qntmqntm
  • If I'm too flamboyant, I'll be stealing from RounderhouseRounderhouse

Looks like there's only one thing left to-

Fuck, I'm stealing from the Wondertainment Proposal now. Fuck.

You know what? To hell with this.



Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: Ignore if possible, for subject will rant needlessly when given the chance. Subject demands snuggles from SCP-4966 on an ungodly basis on ScipNet as user naepicfael. Researchers are encouraged to infuriate the subject by incorrectly spelling their ScipNet name, or calling them any name that begins with V, provided that it is not "Victor." After all, Victor is not real.

Description: SCP-CRANKYBASTARD is some fool we picked up from ScipNet. Subject is apparently a thief, but most of the documents recovered didn't even belong to us, so that's a blessing, I suppose. Hopefully the fool doesn't have any more classified documents on him.


Wait, I just stole from LordStonefishLordStonefish. fUCk-

SCP-4958: You Are Loved


Karcist Halyna Ieva, or The Mother Who Demands One's Toes

A collaboration with TheMightyMcBTheMightyMcB

Another Soul Joins the Halkost

A collaboration with TheMightyMcBTheMightyMcB

Thank You, Reviewers

SCP-2410: We Are Beary Sorry

A collaboration with CrashingtonCrashington and TheMightyMcBTheMightyMcB

Et Ecce Equus Pallidus

A collaboration with MalyceGravesMalyceGraves

Retirement Letter

And yes, I stole that title from Veiedhimaedr (and Crashington by extension).

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