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GreenGolem, not a GOI Format. Okay, with that in mind, you may now proceed.
- Initial Report
- Suspect Description/Capabilities
- Evidence
- Bureau Record
- Achievements
- Suspect Statement on Critiques
- Suspect's Will
- Reviews
- Curated List
Electronic copy below as per Federal Records Act
UIU Author Page: 2020-02 "GreenGolem"
Summary: On September 2nd of 2020, a researcher named "Hudson Bassett" joined the Foundation under the alias "GreenGolem". Activity was too minimal for the UIU to detect during this period. However, during July of 2021, activity spiked. Suspect began doing shitty research projects, posting a large number of them. They even started going over to other GOIs in order to "Get a feel for their environment", and created documentation for them as well.
Name: Hudson Bassett (Alias: GreenGolem)
Irregularity Cross-reference: Shitposter
Capabilities: Suspect is capable of making a large amount of very terrible posts in a short span. These usually range from unfunny jokes (i.e. puns), all the way to creating false conspiracies about large-scale threats.
Purpose/Motive: Unknown.
Modus Operandi: Suspect gets online very night and forces himself to write thousands of words within an hour. After this is done, he goes to the IRC channels, and attempts to get a critter for 3 hours before giving up and coldposting the article.
Behavior: Suspect is said to be incredibly dumb, but somehow still was able to get into the Foundation. Investigations ongoing.
SCP-6399
Rating: +85
Comments: 7
+/- : +96/-11
Last Comment: Kaleidoscript (31 May 2022 18:11)
Last Edit: Felixou (21 Nov 2023 05:14)
SCP-Ducks-J
Rating: +40
Comments: 17
+/- : +64/-24
Last Comment: Ethagon (08 Nov 2021 23:32)
Last Edit: Uncle Nicolini (23 May 2024 17:20)
SCP-6847
Rating: +38
Comments: 15
+/- : +50/-12
Last Comment: Maxyfran73 (07 Mar 2023 01:21)
Last Edit: (user deleted) (07 Apr 2024 15:25)
SCP-6925
Rating: +34
Comments: 9
+/- : +52/-18
Last Comment: Merehrab (15 Jul 2024 18:27)
Last Edit: Jerden (10 Sep 2024 22:48)
SCP-7022
Rating: +23
Comments: 14
+/- : +59/-36
Last Comment: fairydoctor (26 Apr 2024 01:20)
Last Edit: fairydoctor (25 Apr 2024 14:50)
Routine Tragedies
Rating: +13
Comments: 5
+/- : +14/-1
Last Comment: Merehrab (15 Jul 2024 18:43)
Last Edit: Jerden (10 Sep 2024 22:48)
A Frosted Fate
Rating: +4
Comments: 2
+/- : +10/-6
Last Comment: (user deleted) (22 Dec 2022 09:08)
Last Edit: psychicprogrammer (03 Feb 2024 11:25)
Adoption Poster: Phoebe!
Rating: +162
Comments: 25
+/- : +164/-2
Last Comment: ofree (12 Oct 2023 15:24)
Last Edit: Fortanono (09 Sep 2024 15:46)
Golem's ACS Icon & Department Logo Page
Rating: +49
Comments: 7
+/- : +49/-0
Last Comment: Alberick (03 Mar 2024 15:55)
Last Edit: GreenGolem (20 Jun 2024 03:00)
SPC Black Highlighter Theme
Rating: +37
Comments: 4
+/- : +38/-1
Last Comment: (user deleted) (17 Oct 2021 15:42)
Last Edit: Woedenaz (05 Jan 2023 16:52)
UIU Author Page: 2020-02 (Golem's Author Page)
Rating: +31
Comments: 4
+/- : +31/-0
Last Comment: (user deleted) (02 Oct 2021 06:45)
Last Edit: Jerden (22 Oct 2022 13:09)
SCP-6447 (feat. A lot of people)
Rating: +53
Comments: 25
+/- : +78/-25
Last Comment: (user deleted) (09 Nov 2021 06:15)
Last Edit: Lt Flops (17 May 2023 09:41)
Current Status: At large.
Crimes: An immense number of really really bad posts.
Sentencing: Banishment back to the Ideas Critique Forums
Foreword: Despite possessing literally zero talent whatsoever, Suspect holds a number of "Achievements" within the Foundation. These are listed below.
Badges
Goal Checklist
| SCP Goal | Completed? |
|---|---|
| Write an SCP | Check! |
| Write 5 SCPs | |
| Write 10 SCPs | |
| Write 20 SCPs | |
| Write 50 SCPs | |
| Write an SCP-001 proposal | |
| Collaborate on an SCP | |
| Write a Safe class SCP | |
| Write a Euclid class SCP | Check! |
| Write a Keter class SCP | Check! |
| Write an Apollyon class SCP | |
| Write an Archon class SCP | |
| Write a Thaumiel class SCP | |
| Write an Esoteric class SCP | |
| Write a Joke SCP | |
| Write an Explained SCP | |
| Write a Format Screw SCP | |
| Write an SCP featuring a GOI | |
| Write an SCP that reaches +50 | |
| Write an SCP that reaches +100 | |
| Write an SCP that reaches +500 |
| Tale Goal | Completed? |
|---|---|
| Write a Tale | |
| Write 5 Tales | |
| Write 10 Tales | |
| Write 20 Tales | |
| Write 50 Tales | |
| Write a tale about a Series I SCP | |
| Write a tale about a Series II SCP | |
| Write a tale about a Series III SCP | |
| Write a tale about a Series IV SCP | |
| Write a tale about a Series V SCP | |
| Write a tale about a Series VI SCP | |
| Write a tale about a Series VII SCP | |
| Start a tale series | |
| Finish a tale series | |
| Collaborate on a tale | |
| Write a tale that features at least 3 SCPs | |
| Write a tale tagged with "creepypasta" | |
| Write tale focused on something non-anomalous | |
| Write a tale that gets to +50 | |
| Write a tale that gets to +100 |
| GOI Format Goal | Completed? |
|---|---|
| Write a GOI Format | Check! |
| Write 5 GOI Formats | |
| Write 10 GOI Formats | |
| Write 20 GOI Formats | |
| Write 50 GOI Formats | |
| Collaborate on a GOI Format | |
| Write an Alexylva University Format | |
| Write an Ambrose Restaurants Format | |
| Write an Anderson Robotics Format | |
| Write an Arcadia Format | |
| Write an AWCY? Format | |
| Write a Black Queen Format | |
| Write a Chaos Insurgency Format | |
| Write a Chicago Spirit Format | |
| Write a CotBG Format | |
| write a dado format | |
| Write a DEER College Format | |
| Write a Dr. Wondertainment Format | |
| Write a Facility Dossier | |
| Write a Factory Format | |
| Write a GOC Format | |
| Write a GRU Division "P" Format | |
| Write a Herman Fuller's Circus of the Disquieting Format | |
| Write a Horizon Initiative Format | |
| Write an ICSUT Format | |
| Write an IJAMEA Format | |
| Write an La Rue Macabre Format | |
| Write a Manna Charitable Foundation Format | |
| Write an MC&D Format | |
| Write a Medicean Academy of the Occult Arts Format | |
| Write a "Nobody" Format | |
| Write an ORIA Format | |
| Write an Oneiroi Collective Format | |
| Write a Prometheus Labs, Inc. Format | |
| Write a Sarkic Cults Format | |
| Write a Serpent's Hand Format | |
| Write a Shark Punching Center Format | |
| Write a UIU Format | |
| Write an Unusual Cargo Format | |
| Write a Vikander-Kneed Technical Media Format | |
| Write a Westhead Media article | |
| Write a Wilson's Wildlife Solutions Format | Check! |
| Write a GOI Format that reaches +50 | Check! |
| Write a GOI Format that reaches +100 | |
| Write a GOI Format that reaches +300 |
| General Goal | Completed? |
|---|---|
| Get +100 net upvotes | Check! |
| Get +200 net upvotes | |
| Get +500 net upvotes | |
| Get +1000 net upvotes | |
| Get +2000 net upvotes | |
| Get +3000 net upvotes | |
| Get +4000 net upvotes | |
| Get +5000 net upvotes | |
| Collaborate on a single article with at least 3 other authors | Check! |
| Enter a Contest | |
| Win a Contest | |
| Enter an X000 Contest | |
| Write for a canon | |
| Coldpost a successful article | |
| Write about Pataphysics | |
| Write about Antimemetics | Check! |
| Write an author avatar | Check! |
| Write a sad article | Check! |
| Write a wholesome article | |
| Write a funny article | Check! |
| Write something dialogue heavy | |
| Write about a reoccurring phenomena | |
| Write about a one-time event | |
| Write a humanoid | Check! |
| Write a really long article (3000+ words) | |
| Write a really short article (<1000 words) | Check! |
| Write a really short article (<500 words) | |
| Write an article not set on earth | |
| Write, get crit, then post an article within 24 hours | |
| Write an article that gets to +50 | Check! |
| Write an article that gets to +100 | |
| Write an article that gets to +200 | |
| Write an article that gets to +300 | |
| Write an article that gets to +400 | |
| Write an article that gets to +500 | |
| Write an article that gets to +1000 | |
| Write an article that gets to +100 in a week | |
| Write an article that gets to +200 in a month | |
| Complete a Writing Challenge |
| Meta Goal | Completed? |
|---|---|
| Write an article that gets in the Top Ten of the Month | |
| Write an article that gets to be the Top Rated of the Month | |
| Write an article that gets featured on the front page | |
| Write an article that gets a YouTube video made about it | |
| Have fanart made of one of your articles | |
| Have someone use a character you created in another article | |
| Create a canon | |
| Create a GOI | Check! |
| Create a MTF | Check! |
| Create a Unique K Class Scenario | |
| Create a theme | Check! |
| Create a component |
Foreword: Suspect has been reported handing out flyers whenever he meets a new person. Each of these flyers detail the suspect's policy on "Critiques". It is unaware of whether such policy is present within the Foundation ranks.
Ay, so you want me to critique your work? See the list below.
| Likes | Dislikes |
|---|---|
| Comedy | Overly Gorey Articles |
| Mystery | Drafts longer than they should be |
| Antimemetics | Murder monsters |
| Pictures and Color | Articles whose narrative doesn't match how good it looks |
Do you still want me to critique your work? Great! I'm always happy to critique a work. Please PM me on Wikidot or DM me on discord (Golem#1668).
Foreword: The suspect's will has been located. It is listed below.
If you think I'm dead, then think again! I will never die! If I am missing, I am simply on a hiatus. If I am on a hiatus for a minimum of 1 year (Not having made a single post or edit), then Tstaffor will be able to do whatever he wishes with my articles until I return (In which case, it will go promptly back to me). If Tstaffor is unable to complete this duty (or doesn't wish to), then that responsibility goes to
Fish^12. If Fish^12 is also unable to take up such a role (or doesn't wish to), then
Zyn gets the responsibility. As for co-authored articles, the responsibility of keeping those articles are to be left to the other co-author(s) until I return.
Foreword: Suspect has a listing of reviews on his resume, readily available online. These are listed below:
"Dude, you're over the word limit again." ~ Zyn, probably
"You're like the best author I know" ~ duckywaffle, who is definitely not a paid actor
"Seriously who let this guy into the Foundation? He's- [DISSENTING INFORMATION LOST]" ~ The Administrator
"You monster, my heart is in two slices." ~ Machen2, after I devastatingly stabbed in 3 times in his heart with a kitchen knife
"One day you will be judged, but not by god." ~ Sidewindered does not match any existing user name
"All hail, cool guy css man" ~ Cole 13
"Food pun gang rise up!" ~ Tstaffor
Foreword: The suspect possesses a number of anomalous objects he deems his "Favorite". These are listed below.
My favorite SCPs, in no particular order.
1. SCP-5733 - Knife. Scream. Cut to black.
2. SCP-5773 - 100% MOST DEFINITELY A KETER
3. ••|•••••|••|•
4. SCP-6001 - Avalon
5. SCP-6970 - foundation that tortures you
6. SCP-5000 - Why?
7. SCP-3001 - Red Reality
8. SCP-4272 - The Proper Way to Appreciate Art
9. SCP-2598 - Travelling Moth Salesman
10. SCP-5847 - The Food's Court
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"UIU Author Page: 2020-02 (Golem's Author Page)" by GreenGolem, from the SCP Wiki. Source: https://scpwiki.com/greengolem-s-author-page. Licensed under CC-BY-SA.
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