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I'm currently in the process of rewriting this to better reflect my vision of the character, feel free to ignore this for now!
Dr. Gooday during Medical Orientation, circa 2012.
Name: Dr. Jack Gooday MD
Security Clearance Lvl. 2
Position: Junior Medical Personnel
Location: Site-473
Description: General surgeon and certified pathologist. Although hardworking, Dr. Gooday has been described by his fellow personnel as quiet and antisocial, preferring to work alone or with individuals, he knows well. He has also been described as quote: "extremely boring".
Due to a lack of training and general lack of experience on the subject, Dr. Gooday's medical duties on any ontokinetic, thaumaturgical, or otherwise anomalous entities have been significantly limited.
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Description: Dr. Jack Gooday is a Class-II Reality Sink. Negating or at minimum severely dampening the anomalous effects of paranormal entities within a fluctuating area of effect (which has so far been documented as being as little as fifteen centimeters up to a maximum of five meters) over an extended period of time.
Due to this Dr. Gooday's medical duties on any ontokinetic, thaumaturgical, or otherwise anomalous entities have been significantly limited, any involvement with anomalous entities or personnel are to be under the preview of the acting Site-473 director.
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File(s) Created Under Collaboration With 
Machen2
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Written With 
LizardWizard
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| GOI Format | Created | Rating | Comments |
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| UIU File: 2020-650 | 17 Jun 2021 03:17 | 47 | 5 |
| Adoption Poster: Bonzo! | 10 Aug 2021 21:58 | 80 | 15 |
| Star Lover | 12 Sep 2021 16:54 | 25 | 4 |
| La Foi de La Paix, Circa 2011 | 21 Oct 2021 21:24 | 24 | 10 |
| Tale | Created | Rating | Comments |
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| The Serpent And The Jailor | 05 Jul 2021 03:57 | 54 | 4 |
| Ruiz Dies Again | 01 Aug 2021 17:18 | 32 | 5 |
| This Chapter Intentionally Left Blank | 07 Aug 2021 23:20 | 44 | 5 |
| Fights | 30 Aug 2021 18:03 | 12 | 6 |
| A Collection of Anomalous Television Programs From Beyond the Masquerade | 30 Oct 2021 19:59 | 91 | 7 |
| Oh, How Brightly the Moon Shines Over the Forest of Green | 21 Nov 2021 16:06 | 23 | 2 |
| Spider Song (How We Stand as the Universe Collapses) | 28 Dec 2021 23:04 | 28 | 3 |
| Excerpts from Site-300-14's Applied Thaumatology Orientation | 12 Feb 2022 21:26 | 14 | 9 |
| All Is Calm. Yes, All Is Well. | 01 Mar 2022 16:53 | 23 | 9 |
| Eslakia and the Clockwork Beast | 02 Jun 2022 18:34 | 15 | 1 |
Written With 
DodoDevil, 
LORDXVNV, 
LAN 2D, and 
Impperatrix
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| A Nightmare Dreary | 16 Nov 2021 21:37 | 31 | 6 |
"Beyond the cursed halls of the Foundation lays several stories not confined within it's walls. People, places, things, entire concepts that remain unknown to even the most astute researcher. These stories lie here, abandoned and forgotten by their reality. These stories have found their way here, into your caring hands. Be it from divine intervention or the wills of the universe, It simply doesn't matter; they're waiting for you, friend. Get to reading." The lone author exclaims.
With a quiet grunt the author stood, his hands gently gripping a sturdy mahogany cane. He looks at you with a grin as he gestures to the book filled table.
"After all, they're not going to read themselves."
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| Secure Contain Pixelate | 01 Jun 2021 22:07 | 46 | 7 |
| Gooday's Bad Page | 06 Jul 2021 04:18 | 37 | 3 |
File Designation: Secure, Contain, Pixelate
Memetic Inoculation: (♫) - Pictionary Title Screen
File Passphrase: "Just try not to touch anything, the pixels are quite sharp"
File Description: My first article on the site! Pixel art has always been an aesthetic that I've enjoyed. From the games of old to the more modern pixel art that folks on the internet lovingly crafted. This is my addition to the wonderful art form.
File Designation: UIU File: 2020-650
Memetic Innoculation: (♫) - I Think I'm A Clone Now
File Passphrase: "To the agents who have decided to fuck everything up"
File Description: Over the course of writing the UIU has become one of my favorite GOIs (I say one of, nothing can ever come close to my boy Wilsons Wildlife) on the site. I spent about three months writing this, with about another half month reading up on UIU to get a good grip on the style, and I'm so happy to see it succeed! I'm also super happy to see that people generally seem to like Elliott Perez as I've gotten quite attached to him over the course of writing!
File Designation: The Serpent and the Jailor
Memetic Innoculation: (♫) - Oak & Ash & Thorn
File Passphrase: "The Serpent had its sanctum
The Jailor cried 'unfair!'
For entry was forbidden
Something the Jailor couldn't bear"
File Description: A poem about the Foundation, the Serpents Hand, the invasion of the Library, and Director Tilda Moose being a filthy traitor. Written in an ABAB rhyming style.
This is one I'm genuinely proud of, super happy to see that it was received well!
File Designation: SCP-6790
Memetic Innoculation: (♫) - Moby Duck
File Passphrase" "dado no magic man, dado not make one dissapear"
File Description: one day, Machen2 walked up to me and say "dado make good things, dado also very much like ducks. so dado says to himself, why not make good thing that makes one into duck? so dado go and help very nice man do that thing." (he no say this but shh, dado keep secret)
dado had much fun writing, muchen vry fun co-author
File Designation: Ruiz Dies Again
Memetic Innoculation: (♫) - IN A GADDA DA VIDA
File Passphrase: “Ruiz pulled back and threw the hardest punch he could have delivered. Fuck that guy, and fuck his shitty copper.”
File Description: Cool War 2 never dies! Cool War has always been one of my favorite stories on the wiki and I was really sad to see that the Cool War 2 canon barely had any content. So I decided to actually write something for it! Hopefully, this slight uptick of content will lead to a full-blown Cool War Rennisaunce… please?
File Designation: This Chapter Intentionally Left Blank
Memetic Innoculation: (♫) - Portal to the Void
File Passphrase: “I can't let this be all there is, I won't let this be all there is. It's not right! They can't imprison me while they stand idly by, I need to make, I need to create, I refuse to be trapped in this hell.”
File Description: My first dive into something a bit less silly. I'd like to say it's horror but I'm not entirely sure that's the right genre for whatever this is… anyways I think it's pretty nifty! Pattern Screamers have always seemed pretty radical so when I saw the title left open on the Cool War 2 hub I knew I had to take it, it also gave me a good opportunity to try something a little different with the transparent text. Also super glad I found a way to shove Joey into the tale, he was always one of my favorites.
File Designation: Critter Profile: Bonzo!
Memetic Innoculation: (♫) - Entry of the Gladiators, Op. 68
File Passphrase: “Bonzo entertaining some kiddos at one of his foster homes!”
File Description: I was a fan of clowns even before I joined the wiki so when I learned that a lot of folks around here don't like clown-related content I decided to write something out of spite. I started writing without a clear ending in mind, but when Valdevia, an artist I really look up to, started working on a series on werewolves I decided to follow suit.
Massive thanks to Val for making that image and some equally big thanks to Luxaiko for helping me out of a money-related pinch!
File Designation: Fights
Memetic Inoculation: (♫) - Lay 'Em Out!
File Passphrase: It took a step forward "Please, Mr. Sawyer, I request that you don't make this difficult. I believe it will be easier for everyone involved if you just come with me… willingly."
File Description: Yet more Cool War 2 content, I hope you're not bored yet! I had lots of fun with this one, the scene switching used here was a fun experiment for me and I'm super glad it turned out well. This is also my first tale with a lot of dialogue, which is something I've always had a lot of trouble with, so I'm super happy to see that it worked out here!
File Designation: Star Lover
Memetic Inoculation: (♫) - We're All Going To Be Stars
File Passphrase: And now I'm dancing on the starlight
With you In my hand
I hold you so tightly
Oh it feels so grand
File Description: "Star Lover" has been a thing I've been working on since I've joined the site (not constantly, of course, on and off for a while as it collected dust in my drafts). Then, after a course of YouTube poetry lessons and the release of "The Serpent and the Jailor" I felt confident enough to completely rewrite it and toss it to some critters.
I'm pretty proud of this one and I'm glad the story of a guy going to see his giant star girlfriend found its place on the wiki.
File Designation: La Foi de La Paix, Circa 2011
Memetic Inoculation: (♫) - T.N.T
File Passphrase: Let the fire in your heart engulf us both, for we're going to do great things. This, I am sure of.
File Description: A follow-up to my tale "Fights" and yet another dive into the Cool War 2 canon. For La Foi de La Paix I decided to write for a GOI not from the English branch so, after a long time reading through some content from other branches, I decided to use the "Medicea Accademia Dell'Arte Occulta" GOI from the lovely Italian branch! MADAO is a super cool group with a lot of potential, so It's a real shame that it doesn't have much written about it. Go check out the GOI here! I really do recommend it.
File Designation: A Collection of Anomalous Television Programs From Beyond the Masquerade
Memetic Inoculation: (♫) - Generic 90's TV Music!
File Passphrase: "The breaking of the veil has led to many opportunities for anomalous individuals to create works of television without fear of containment by us or any other organization. With that being said it's still imperative that we monitor and document these programs for anything that could possibly cause harm to the general public."
File Description: My addition to the Broken Masquerade canon. I always thought about how cool it would be to see how the reveal of the anomalous (and the inevitable rush to capitalize on it) would affect the media people consumed, such as television. So about a year ago, I pitched the idea to SketchyTh0ughts, which sadly never went anywhere… until now, where I decided to brush off the dust it gained in the sandbox and made it a collab log. Go ahead, touch that dial, I don't mind.
File Designation: A Nightmare Dreary (The Bureaucrat)
Memetic Inoculation: (♫) - Come Rest in this Bosom
File Passphrase: "I sign the form, I sign once more. I hear the footsteps approaching."
File Description: A collaborative effort between myself, DodoDevil,
LORDXVNV, and
LAN 2D written for the unofficial NIGHTMAREFEST, in which Lord, Dodo, and I wrote a short poem each while Dodo made some absolutely amazing art. Had a great time writing this with everyone, so I hope you enjoy getting spooked reading it.
File Designation: Oh, How Brightly the Moon Shines Over the Forest of Green
Memetic Inoculation: (♫) - Ravens in the Library
File Passphrase: "Do you see how brightly the moon shines over the forest of green? Its brilliant red dancing along the emerald canopy as the lords look on from their balconies stained with blood. Oh, my dear, how the crows see it so clearly."
File Description: An addition Luxaikos amazing tale Goodnight, Miss Moon! Featuring a bit of lore not featured in that original article: the White Crow, the only white star in the entirety of Alagadda (created by
Luxaaj). Wishing on this white crow is said to allow you to exit out of Alagadda when you can't find a door (or can't leave for one reason or another). In my interpretation of this lore they laid out to me, wishing upon the white crow doesn't always work as well as using a door and as such might detour you through some unexpected locations.
File Designation: Spider Song (How We Stand as the Universe Collapses)
Memetic Inoculation: (♫) - Spider Girl
File Passphrase: Critters crawling
Through the endless void
Webs unravel
Universe destroyed
File Description: A gift for CelesteKara does not match any existing user name made during the 10th Annual Art Exchange! This year Kara requested for something relating to their absolutely amazing SCP-6600, so I did just that, in the form of an ABCB poem. Really glad I got Kara for this one because— despite what everyone else says— spiders rock…. anyhow, happy holidays everyone!
File Designation: SCP-900
Memetic Inoculation: (♫) - Sun Song
File Passphrase: "A woman, human by the looks of her. She was walking down the hill towards us, saying something in a language I didn't recognize. She started to point at us and screamed some things, and that's when Saxony broke."
File Description: A collaborative effort between LizardWizard and myself to rewrite
Cherry Pict's article, SCP-900! After about five months of hard work, we finally reached the point where we were both super happy with the end product. Also, I gotta say it's honestly really cool to actually have a Series 1 article under my belt, never would have guessed it would happen when I first started! Hope you enjoy it as much as we do!
Tstaffor
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