Go White Boy Go White Boy Go

SCP-8982: A Seer's Stupor
Genre(s): Emotional, Character-driven.

Ramblings

My first contribution to the site. I'd been sitting on this idea for about 3 years, originally starting as a stupid bit where he kept predicting 9/11. Eventually decided to take my dementia seer and turn it into an actual article. It took about 3 months of on and off writing, including a month long break after getting crit and hating everything I'd written, followed by a coked up 8 hour rewrite session.

Article was also largely inspired by my great grandmother, who passed a few years ago from dementia, having been an actual seer in her younger days.

I personally think it's a pretty decent first article, and I'm glad it survived on the wiki. Give it a read if you fancy an emotional piece.

SCP-9700: The Guild of Saint Peter
Genre(s): History, Comedy

Ramblings

Written as a collab with wackdog, this is the launch of our silly little GOI. Hopefully we'll have more up with them in soon. In the meantime, enjoy this cheeky fellow we managed to snag the 9700 slot for.

Dumbcon Hub
Genre(s): Hub

Ramblings

The hub for Dumbcon, the greatest contest this side of the SCP wiki. I stole this contest from softseal's cold, dead hands and joined together with wackdog and BAD_DATA to create beauty.

SCP-9434: Dog Whistle
Genre(s): Comedy, Tragedy

Ramblings

I wrote this while waiting for a train. It's an attempt at mimicking ParallelPotatoes' style. It's pretty funny.

SCP-9343: Whispers on the Wind
Genre(s): History, Mystery

Ramblings

My 9kcon submission.

First contest entry. First SCP I ever had the idea for at the age of 13. Discarded this baby for what I thought was for good. Then 9kcon dropped as I was finishing my first article and it came back to me during a brainstorming session. And then it kept expanding and expanding into what it is now. It's big without being long. I've never really been a fan of longer articles that drag on and on. I don't want my work to be a time investment.

I wanted to use 9kcon to try something new. I'm training as a screenwriter and have written numerous live shows, making dialogue and character work a major strength of mine. And although I love character based stories, I've always been jealous of how other authors make things that are so inhuman feel so alive. So I wrote about buildings and ruins. And somehow it still ended up being a character-driven piece. I guess old habits die hard.

I do think this is the best thing I've put out so far, even if it doesn't get the same attention a certain slop post got. Give it a read. I think it's pretty good.

SCP-3434-J: """"""Science""""""
Genre(s): Comedy

Ramblings

Fuck this article. I wrote it in 30 minutes after spending 5 hours writing my 9kcon article because I needed a break. I post it and it clears my work I spent 3 months on, being my first article to hit +100. Dumb ass joke.

Read it and weep.

SCP-4343-J: There was an old lady
Genre(s): Comedy

Ramblings

I wrote this shit after sleeping for 2 hours, waking up at 5AM still drunk. It shows.

SCP-1343-J: Discussion
Genre(s): Comedy, meta

Ramblings

More slop for the SCP wiki.

Lawbert Establishes an Independent State
Genre(s): Comedy, taleslop

Ramblings

My 2025 Art Exchange gift for IAmTheOoga. It's only in the slop section because it's a tale.

SCP-067-J: A keyboard
Genre(s): Comedy

Ramblings

I wrote this in 15 minutes to prove a point. I only took the slot because it was contested.

wackdog "al is a punk"
SeekGull "tuesday is the racist day"
PlaguePJP "thanks a white boy"
penumbralchoir "tldr?"
AstralNavigator "you are small"
Uncle Nicolini "banned for being white and pooping"
Dr Angell "im bad at coming up with quotes"
popsioak "popsioak secular holiday"
HaydenSaintPascal "dont tell tech team but i chatgpt all my solutions"
BAD_DATA "vandalism"

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