Gabriel Jade's Personnel File

Despite repeated requests to submit, and failed attempts by the Foundation to gather,1 detailed personal information regarding Dr. Gabriel Jade has not been made available to Human Resources.

The following list of anomalous research has been credited to Dr. Jade based on the series of hastily written containment theories haphazardly pieced together which provided initial containment procedures for the following anomalies:


SCPs


SCP-077
+248 88
Latest comment: BluBangs at 17 Mar 2021 16:58
Last edited: Siddartha Alonne at 06 Jul 2022 11:16

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Item #: SCP-077 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-077 is to be kept in Research Sector-861 on top of a 0.5 m steel pedestal in a 3 m x 3 m x 3 m chamber with 0.5 m thick...
tags: cognitohazard engraved euclid historical humanoid rewrite ritual scp skeletal visual

SCP-049
+4032 630
Latest comment: Fierce fauna at 10 Jul 2022 22:04
Last edited: Naepic at 08 Dec 2021 16:32

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This is a collab between myself and djkaktus, refining ol' plague boy into something more appropriate for today's standards. Huge thanks to TheeSherm, taylor_itkin, Doctor Cimmerian, and...
tags: audio biological chemical co-authored contagion euclid humanoid plague-doctor reanimation rewrite sapient scp sentient tactile

SCP-049-ARC
+148 86
Latest comment: Zyn at 28 Apr 2020 05:58
Last edited: (user deleted) at 17 Sep 2020 17:29


SCP-049, revealing very human-like eyes. Item #: SCP-049 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-049 is to be contained in a secure holding cell in Research Sector-██. SCP-049 is...
tags: archived biological chemical contagion euclid humanoid reanimation sapient scp sentient tactile

SCP-3394
+71 10
Latest comment: stormbreath at 21 Dec 2018 20:35
Last edited: DrBleep at 24 Jan 2020 22:24


Item #: SCP-3394 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3394 is contained within a subterranean cell constructed primarily of concrete with fiberglass reinforcement. The debris...
tags: biological keter scp sentient telekinetic telepathic

SCP-4900
+169 25
Latest comment: Nyctibius griseus at 21 May 2019 15:11
Last edited: Deadly Bread at 14 Jul 2020 17:04


WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FILE IS CLASSIFIED BY UNANIMOUS O5 DECISION. DUE TO THE NATURE OF THE CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES OF SCP-4900, DETAILED KNOWLEDGE OF ANYONE WITHOUT 4/4900 CLEARANCE ATTEMPTING TO...
tags: 4000 inscribed narrative polyhedral predictive safe scp stone

SCP-4949
+356 31
Latest comment: Alexander Roberts at 28 Dec 2021 16:50
Last edited: Alexander Roberts at 05 Jan 2022 03:22


Info ⚠️ Content warning: This work of fiction involves scenes which depict or allude to topics which may be particularly distressing for some readers. Child abuse Gore ⚠️ content...
tags: co-authored dado dr-wondertainment ectoentropic medical safe scp toy

SCP-3849
+104 13
Latest comment: CoolReaper at 24 Apr 2022 23:24
Last edited: stormbreath at 24 Jan 2020 21:54

Tubful
SCP-3849. Item #: SCP-3849 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: As SCP-3849 cannot be relocated without risking structural damage to the surrounding bathtub, the property located at...
tags: appliance portal safe scp temporal

SCP-3526
+77 10
Latest comment: Kish99 at 31 Oct 2020 20:30
Last edited: Sirslash47 at 27 Mar 2021 17:23


Item #: SCP-3526 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: Any legislative body discovered considering changes to the legal repercussions of any effects stemming from the occurrence of...
tags: compulsion keter mind-affecting scp

SCP-4491
+119 12
Latest comment: NoName2087 at 29 Jan 2021 23:20
Last edited: aismallard at 28 May 2020 19:15

SCP-4491
First frame of SCP-4491. Item #: SCP-4491 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: A single encrypted copy of SCP-4491 is to remain stored as SCP-4491.3g2 on an external hard drive...
tags: auditory dado doctor-bright doctor-cimmerian doctor-clef doctor-spanko jam-con2019 media mister moon-champion mr-fish narrative safe scp

SCP-4951
+110 10
Latest comment: Zenroze at 09 Jun 2022 14:38
Last edited: Nagiros at 18 May 2021 23:26

SCP-4951-1
SCP-4951-1 in an unpowered state. Item #: SCP-4951 Object Class: Keter / Thaumiel Special Containment Procedures: All physical components of SCP-4951-1 are to remain contained in a powered state...
tags: avelar computer electronic online predictive sapient scp sentient thaumiel

SCP-4294
+104 14
Latest comment: gojiberry_bbq at 20 Jul 2022 07:53
Last edited: EstrellaYoshte at 20 Jul 2022 08:21

Blizzard
3/4294 LEVEL 3/4294 CLASSIFIED Item #: SCP-4294 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: Foundation Artificial Intelligence Conscript TSATPWTCOTTTADC.aic is deployed to locate and...
tags: airborne alive extradimensional keter meteorological ontokinetic organic reviewers-spotlight sarkic scp serpents-hand transfiguration

Tales


Olfactory Memory
+14 2
Latest comment: (user deleted) at 25 Apr 2019 16:10
Last edited: Gabriel Jade at 24 Apr 2019 22:26


Joshua closed the front door behind him and kicked his shoes off on the tile foyer. Sprinting to his room with his new treasures bundled in a cloth kerchief, he paused only to quickly scratch an...
tags: tale

Scylla and Charybdis
+37 9
Latest comment: RJB_R at 03 Feb 2020 17:46
Last edited: NebulousStar at 03 Jun 2022 12:33


[Excerpts from the journal of Lord Blackwood.] August 4, 1883: My continued journey has led me to the island known by many, though recognized by few, the home of ancient Ithaca. Delighted at my...
tags: art-exchange blackwood broken-god halyna-ieva sarkic tale
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GoI Formats


'A Second Chance At Today' (IZ229/AN78A/GI753)
+76 5
Latest comment: Aceofmoxes at 16 Aug 2019 18:19
Last edited: stormbreath at 19 Sep 2020 03:50


IZ229/AN78A/GI753 Status Unknown Demand High Value 2,500,000 USD / 1,888,875 GBP per pill Availability None Identifier A Second Chance at Today Description Stocks take an unexpected...
tags: dado goi-format jam-con2019 marshall-carter-and-dark

Others


Gabriel Jade's Personnel File
+38 10
Latest comment: BetterMyButter at 10 Nov 2020 22:32
Last edited: Elenee FishTruck at 25 Sep 2019 11:03

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Despite repeated requests to submit, and failed attempts by the Foundation to gather,1 detailed personal information regarding Dr. Gabriel Jade has not been made available to Human Resources. The...
tags: author

The Hanged King's Comedy
+83 7
Latest comment: DrAnnoyingDog at 15 Oct 2018 14:51
Last edited: Elenee FishTruck at 11 Jul 2021 18:00

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In the court of the King, the Doctor waits. Illustrated by Dex V The Hanged King's Comedy The spiteful's torment shall permit Glom of power whence the worlds split. And black stars hate without...
tags: alagadda hanged-king hub

Collaborations


Do No Harm
+101 8
Written by: Doctor Cimmerian and Gabriel Jade. {$note}
Latest comment: BetterMyButter at 09 Oct 2020 14:05
Last edited: Elenee FishTruck at 11 Jul 2021 18:08


RS939/JJ39S/4ZCS9 Status Selling Demand Low Value 1,850,000 USD / 1,390,000 GBP per subject Availability Unique Identifier MC D's Eternal Vengeance ('Plague Doctor' internally) Description...
tags: co-authored goi-format marshall-carter-and-dark plague-doctor

Who Wants To Live Forever?
+67 14
Written by: Uncle Nicolini and Gabriel Jade. {$note}
Latest comment: JjEd at 05 Nov 2018 23:22
Last edited: Uncle Nicolini at 17 Jan 2021 20:43

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Junior Researcher Sheppard was having a rough day. The machine slumped motionless in the middle of the workshop, its central control screen displaying in bright red letters: Defense System Armed! A...
tags: co-authored doctor-bright doctor-clef end-of-death kain-pathos-crow tale

SCP-3756
+78 15
Written by: Uncle Nicolini and Gabriel Jade. {$note}
Latest comment: Sergeimosin at 27 Nov 2018 00:53
Last edited: NebulousStar at 08 Apr 2022 15:54

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Item #: SCP-3756 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: The Foundation is to monitor information distributed by global space agencies1 regarding Ganymede. Provisional Site-9354 has been...
tags: building co-authored extraterrestrial moon safe scp spacetime

The Hermit, Death, and The Devil
+65 9
Written by: Uncle Nicolini and Gabriel Jade. {$note}
Latest comment: Damian Uck at 15 Nov 2018 08:17
Last edited: Uncle Nicolini at 17 Jan 2021 20:43

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Dr. K. Stuff yawned and tried again to wipe the stubborn sleep from his eyes as he made his way to the operating room. It was 3:30 AM, and he was cursing his luck for being the only veterinarian...
tags: co-authored doctor-bright doctor-clef end-of-death kain-pathos-crow tale

SCP-4450
+157 25
Written by: Ayers and Gabriel Jade. {$note}
Latest comment: Anyar at 27 Sep 2019 23:38
Last edited: StupifPotato at 12 Apr 2022 12:47


SCP-4449 | SCP-4450 | SCP-4451 ‡ Licensing / Citation ‡ Hide Licensing / Citation Cite this page as: For more information, see Licensing Guide. Licensing Disclosures Filename:...
tags: able chicago-spirit cliche2019 co-authored currency exchange extradimensional global-occult-coalition humanoid keter location marshall-carter-and-dark sapient scp serpents-hand teleportation

SCP-4810
+49 5
Written by: DrCaroll and Gabriel Jade. {$note}
Latest comment: GreenRaven at 11 Jul 2021 12:04
Last edited: NebulousStar at 14 Mar 2022 15:23


4/4810 LEVEL 4/4810 CLASSIFIED Item #: SCP-4810 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: Containment Area-49 has been constructed on-site surrounding SCP-4810-A. Direct physical...
tags: arthropod biohazard biological building cervine co-authored ectoentropic goi2019 insect keter mind-affecting plant scp skeletal vermian
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