Gabriel Jade's Personnel File

Despite repeated requests to submit, and failed attempts by the Foundation to gather,1 detailed personal information regarding Dr. Gabriel Jade has not been made available to Human Resources.

The following list of anomalous research has been credited to Dr. Jade based on the series of hastily written containment theories haphazardly pieced together which provided initial containment procedures for the following anomalies:


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Latest comment: Maxyfran73 at 20 Nov 2023 15:04
Last edited: Erminustay at 28 May 2023 15:58

This is a collab between myself and djkaktus, refining ol' plague boy into something more appropriate for today's standards. Huge thanks to TheeSherm, Taylor_itkin does not match any existing...
tags: audio biological chemical co-authored contagion euclid humanoid plague-doctor reanimation rewrite sapient scp tactile

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Latest comment: goober9341 at 30 Nov 2023 14:39
Last edited: Alexander the Jar at 05 Jan 2022 03:22

 close Info X ⚠️ Content warning: This work of fiction involves scenes which depict or allude to topics which may be particularly distressing for some readers. Child abuse Gore ...
tags: co-authored dado dr-wondertainment ectoentropic medical safe scp toy

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Latest comment: Voct at 14 Apr 2023 20:13
Last edited: Voct at 14 Apr 2023 20:17

Item #: SCP-077 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-077 is to be kept in Research Sector-861 on top of a 0.5 m steel pedestal in a 3 m x 3 m x 3 m chamber with 0.5 m thick...
tags: cognitohazard euclid historical humanoid inscription rewrite ritual scp skeletal visual

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Latest comment: Nyctibius griseus at 21 May 2019 15:11
Last edited: Uncle Nicolini at 16 Jun 2023 22:11

tags: 4000 inscription narrative polyhedral predictive safe scp

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Latest comment: PurPurAstie at 25 Jun 2023 12:31
Last edited: wolf20482 at 08 Oct 2022 08:04

SCP-4951-1 in an unpowered state. Item #: SCP-4951 Object Class: Keter / Thaumiel Special Containment Procedures: All physical components of SCP-4951-1 are to remain contained in a powered state...
tags: avelar computer electronic online predictive sapient scp thaumiel

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Latest comment: Prime Girl at 05 Aug 2023 16:36
Last edited: Jerden at 01 Oct 2022 18:59

SCP-049, revealing very human-like eyes. Item #: SCP-049 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-049 is to be contained in a secure holding cell in Research Sector-██. SCP-049 is...
tags: archived biological chemical contagion euclid humanoid reanimation sapient scp tactile

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Latest comment: TroutMaskReplica at 10 May 2023 21:06
Last edited: psychicprogrammer at 30 Jun 2023 12:12

First frame of SCP-4491. Item #: SCP-4491 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: A single encrypted copy of SCP-4491 is to remain stored as SCP-4491.3g2 on an external hard drive...
tags: auditory cack-hard dado doctor-bright doctor-cimmerian doctor-clef doctor-spanko jam-con2019 media mister moon-champion mr-fish narrative safe scp

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Latest comment: LuciferM at 30 Nov 2022 00:57
Last edited: Aftokrator at 01 Oct 2022 18:17

3/4294 LEVEL 3/4294 CLASSIFIED Item #: SCP-4294 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: Foundation Artificial Intelligence Conscript TSATPWTCOTTTADC.aic is deployed to locate and...
tags: airborne alive biological extradimensional keter meteorological reality-bending reviewers-spotlight sarkic scp serpents-hand transfiguration

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Latest comment: CoolReaper at 24 Apr 2022 23:24
Last edited: stormbreath at 24 Jan 2020 21:54

SCP-3849. Item #: SCP-3849 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: As SCP-3849 cannot be relocated without risking structural damage to the surrounding bathtub, the property located at...
tags: appliance portal safe scp temporal

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Latest comment: Kish99 at 31 Oct 2020 20:30
Last edited: Jerden at 22 Oct 2022 13:04

Item #: SCP-3526 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: Any legislative body discovered considering changes to the legal repercussions of any effects stemming from the occurrence of...
tags: compulsion keter mind-affecting scp

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Latest comment: stormbreath at 21 Dec 2018 20:35
Last edited: Jerden at 22 Oct 2022 13:03

Item #: SCP-3394 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3394 is contained within a subterranean cell constructed primarily of concrete with fiberglass reinforcement. The debris...
tags: biological keter scp telekinetic telepathic


Going Home
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Latest comment: Gaster66 at 05 Oct 2023 18:58
Last edited: Qilinx at 08 May 2023 17:41

He felt it, the unmistakable sensation of the pestilence. It was impossibly small, but unimaginably intense, like a needle in his eye. It was faint, but pungent, as though the disease had been...
tags: leslie plague-doctor tale

Cack Hard
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Latest comment: JulionasUrbonas at 11 Mar 2023 02:53
Last edited: Uncle Nicolini at 23 Nov 2023 19:35

The Site Security Director sat at his desk, pulling the advanced noise cancelling headphones into place. He looked around the room; thick, padded grey acoustic dampening foam covered the walls, floor...
tags: absurdist-fiction cack-hard co-authored comedy doctor-spanko plague-doctor tale

Everyone Wears a Mask
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Latest comment: (user deleted) at 09 Oct 2020 13:50
Last edited: Crow-Cat at 06 May 2022 02:31

The doctor sat in his chamber, reclined on a comfortable mattress. Head propped on a stack of sad deflated pillows, the sterile white linens were still tucked neatly in beneath him. He held his...
tags: plague-doctor possessive-mask tale

Let Sleeping Dogs Lie, a Play in two Acts
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Latest comment: Catabbit at 19 Jul 2022 03:55
Last edited: psychicprogrammer at 30 Jun 2023 11:57

LET SLEEPING DOGS LIE A Play in Two Acts by Gabriel Jade Cast of Characters Director Alto Clef:                     Foundation employee; voice, not present on stage. Professor Kain...
tags: cack-hard doctor-cimmerian doctor-clef doctor-gears halloween2018 kain-pathos-crow tale

Persephone Project
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Latest comment: Ama Strovik at 30 Oct 2023 05:19
Last edited: Uncle Nicolini at 23 Nov 2023 19:50

Canon Hub » End of Death » Persephone Project Alto, The evidence you've shown me is troubling. I'm authorizing you to utilize my Level-5 certification in order to track down what he's up to, and...
tags: chase co-authored doctor-clef doctor-shaw dystopian end-of-death kain-pathos-crow mystery science-fiction tale

Yuletide Joy
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Latest comment: DrRhummhaven at 14 Aug 2023 04:28
Last edited: (user deleted) at 07 Oct 2023 15:10

Mommy, we're next, we're next! Elizabeth bounced up and down on the balls of her feet, her rosy cheeks lit up in a bright smile. She looked up to see her mother's face looking down at her, her lips...
tags: doctor-cimmerian end-of-death plague-doctor tale

Digging up the Past
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Latest comment: DarkStuff at 12 Nov 2018 05:09
Last edited: Uncle Nicolini at 23 Nov 2023 19:42

The doors of the Bio-Research Area-12 meeting room opened slowly. Senior researchers and project directors walked numbly back to their offices. Kain Pathos Crow emerged from the meeting room with his...
tags: co-authored doctor-shaw dystopian end-of-death kain-pathos-crow tale

Cack Hard 2: Revengeance: Reloaded
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Latest comment: Heckspress at 21 Aug 2018 01:29
Last edited: Uncle Nicolini at 23 Nov 2023 19:38

The villain, who shall remain nameless, stalked and skulked about Site 109. He didn't know where the cameras saw, but it made no difference, he avoided them nonetheless. His timing, though accidental,...
tags: action broken-god cack-hard co-authored comedy doctor-spanko mister moon-champion mr-fish plague-doctor tale

Foundation Facilities, and How to Loot Them
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Latest comment: Ethan Ljosalfar at 26 Jan 2019 05:27
Last edited: NebulousStar at 22 Sep 2022 13:56

Oh, hey, Shock, there's only like one life sign in a two kilometer radius, just take a blaster with you, just in case, and you'll be fine! Shock said venomously to no one in particular. She paused...
tags: plague-doctor tale

Los Dias Y Los Caballeros De Leslie Y El Doctor
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Latest comment: Uncle Nicolini at 11 Sep 2018 13:13
Last edited: NebulousStar at 23 Sep 2022 14:38

Two piles of books sat next to the doctor. The group on his left was neat and orderly, books stacked carefully atop one another. The heap to his right was much larger, much more mound-like in shape,...
tags: leslie plague-doctor tale

An Explosive Shout Cracks the Great Empty Sky
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Latest comment: Doctor Cimmerian at 26 Sep 2018 17:53
Last edited: Ralliston at 01 May 2022 16:11

“Only the hand that erases can write the true thing.” Meister Eckhart Lightning briefly illuminated the night, creating a snapshot of the scene in the doctor's eyes. Hide huts, tepees she had heard...
tags: aces-and-eights kain-pathos-crow plague-doctor tale the-sculpture

A Transcribed Collection of Haiku Graffiti from Site-42
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Latest comment: fishingenthusiast at 26 Sep 2018 16:44
Last edited: Ralliston at 22 Sep 2022 17:10

Life without a name Perhaps you should be its friend Life returns to death Afloat in a lake Monsters come in from the fog So it floats in peace Black White Yellow Red The Hanged King above it all...
tags: poetry tale

Pestilence in the Court of the Hanged King
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Latest comment: ravingLimey at 12 Jul 2018 15:14
Last edited: Elenee FishTruck at 11 Jul 2021 18:06

His book his book why had he given away his book? This one was sick, though he knew not with what. Heaving breast, the spent pleasure of her lovers, eyes unfocused. Something was wrong here,...
tags: alagadda plague-doctor tale

Nothing in the cry of Cicadas Suggests they are About to Die
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Latest comment: Anyar at 01 Mar 2020 21:38
Last edited: NebulousStar at 20 Sep 2022 18:17

The crew of Mariachi's Merchants sat within the cramped confines of the command room. Everyone was on edge, with Logan listening intently at the locked door. Scott leaned forward, intently stroking...
tags: tale

The Enemy of my Enemy is my Co-Founder
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Latest comment: PurplexiaSphinx at 21 Sep 2023 04:25
Last edited: Ralliston at 20 Sep 2022 17:52

James Cole pulled the blinds of his office window shut against the early evening sun. He wore a tense and troubled face. Until this morning, he didn't have the faintest inkling a man named Arjun Batra...
tags: avelar tale

An Angel who has Forsaken Sympathy
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Latest comment: Genshed at 17 Jun 2018 18:50
Last edited: Elenee FishTruck at 11 Jul 2021 18:07

Stars shine down on the first night. The congregation has gathered outside to sing joyously to the stars, their voices twisting together in acoustic pentamerism. Twenty four joyous bodies sang, young...
tags: fifthist plague-doctor tale

Of Doctors and Alagadda
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Latest comment: Blacknife09 at 15 Oct 2018 22:32
Last edited: Elenee FishTruck at 11 Jul 2021 18:05

Two colleagues sat in the mansion's study, one man cradling a snifter of brandy, while the other drew on an ornate pipe. When his voice broke the silence, it was accompanied by a cloud of smoke. Rare...
tags: alagadda co-authored plague-doctor tale

Scylla and Charybdis
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Latest comment: RJB_R at 03 Feb 2020 17:46
Last edited: NebulousStar at 03 Jun 2022 12:33

[Excerpts from the journal of Lord Blackwood.] August 4, 1883: My continued journey has led me to the island known by many, though recognized by few, the home of ancient Ithaca. Delighted at my...
tags: art-exchange blackwood broken-god halyna-ieva sarkic tale

In the Shadow of the Anguished Lord
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Latest comment: Gene R at 22 Oct 2020 15:11
Last edited: Ralliston at 17 Sep 2022 13:01

Gracefully carved pillars lined the narrow onyx corridor. Few knew, even within the King's court, that this place existed. Fewer still came willingly. The petitioner walked the hallway, accompanied...
tags: alagadda plague-doctor possessive-mask tale

Canst thou draw out Leviathan with an Amortization? or his Tongue with a Bribe which thou lettest down?
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Latest comment: DrScaramouche at 26 Dec 2020 04:46
Last edited: Ralliston at 02 May 2022 17:53

Dr. Crow listened intently to the commotion about him. Strained heaves and half-uttered curses found their way to his ears, the chorus of some dozen rail workers loading no-doubt overfilled crates...
tags: aces-and-eights jam-con2019 kain-pathos-crow tale
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GoI Formats

'A Second Chance At Today' (IZ229/AN78A/GI753)
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Latest comment: Aceofmoxes at 16 Aug 2019 18:19
Last edited: Jerden at 22 Oct 2022 13:04

IZ229/AN78A/GI753 Status Unknown Demand High Value 2,500,000 USD / 1,888,875 GBP per pill Availability None Identifier A Second Chance at Today Description Stocks take an unexpected...
tags: dado goi-format jam-con2019 marshall-carter-and-dark


The Hanged King's Comedy
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Latest comment: DrAnnoyingDog at 15 Oct 2018 14:51
Last edited: Elenee FishTruck at 11 Jul 2021 18:00

In the court of the King, the Doctor waits. Illustrated by Dex V The Hanged King's Comedy The spiteful's torment shall permit Glom of power whence the worlds split. And black stars hate without...
tags: alagadda hanged-king hub

Gabriel Jade's Personnel File
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Latest comment: (user deleted) at 10 Nov 2020 22:32
Last edited: Elenee FishTruck at 25 Sep 2019 11:03

Despite repeated requests to submit, and failed attempts by the Foundation to gather,1 detailed personal information regarding Dr. Gabriel Jade has not been made available to Human Resources. The...
tags: author


Do No Harm
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Written by: Doctor Cimmerian and Gabriel Jade. {$note}
Latest comment: (user deleted) at 09 Oct 2020 14:05
Last edited: Elenee FishTruck at 11 Jul 2021 18:08

RS939/JJ39S/4ZCS9 Status Selling Demand Low Value 1,850,000 USD / 1,390,000 GBP per subject Availability Unique Identifier MC D's Eternal Vengeance ('Plague Doctor' internally) Description...
tags: co-authored goi-format marshall-carter-and-dark plague-doctor

Who Wants To Live Forever?
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Written by: Uncle Nicolini and Gabriel Jade. {$note}
Latest comment: (user deleted) at 05 Nov 2018 23:22
Last edited: Uncle Nicolini at 23 Nov 2023 19:43

Junior Researcher Sheppard was having a rough day. The machine slumped motionless in the middle of the workshop, its central control screen displaying in bright red letters: Defense System Armed! A...
tags: co-authored doctor-clef doctor-shaw dystopian end-of-death kain-pathos-crow mystery tale

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Written by: Uncle Nicolini and Gabriel Jade. {$note}
Latest comment: Maxyfran73 at 01 Oct 2022 19:26
Last edited: Jerden at 03 Jan 2023 15:52

Item #: SCP-3756 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: The Foundation is to monitor information distributed by global space agencies1 regarding Ganymede. Provisional Site-9354 has been...
tags: building co-authored extraterrestrial moon safe scp spatial

The Hermit, Death, and The Devil
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Written by: Uncle Nicolini and Gabriel Jade. {$note}
Latest comment: Damian Uck at 15 Nov 2018 08:17
Last edited: Uncle Nicolini at 23 Nov 2023 19:45

Dr. K. Stuff yawned and tried again to wipe the stubborn sleep from his eyes as he made his way to the operating room. It was 3:30 AM, and he was cursing his luck for being the only veterinarian...
tags: co-authored doctor-clef doctor-shaw dystopian end-of-death kain-pathos-crow science-fiction tale

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Written by: Ayers and Gabriel Jade. {$note}
Latest comment: Anyar at 27 Sep 2019 23:38
Last edited: StupifPotato at 12 Apr 2022 12:47

SCP-4449 | SCP-4450 | SCP-4451 ‡ Licensing / Citation ‡ Hide Licensing / Citation Cite this page as: For more information, see Licensing Guide. Licensing Disclosures Filename:...
tags: able chicago-spirit cliche2019 co-authored currency exchange extradimensional global-occult-coalition humanoid keter location marshall-carter-and-dark sapient scp serpents-hand teleportation

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Written by: DrCaroll and Gabriel Jade. {$note}
Latest comment: GreenRaven at 11 Jul 2021 12:04
Last edited: Jerden at 08 Oct 2022 22:00

4/4810 LEVEL 4/4810 CLASSIFIED Item #: SCP-4810 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: Containment Area-49 has been constructed on-site surrounding SCP-4810-A. Direct physical...
tags: arthropod biohazard biological building co-authored deer ectoentropic goi2019 insect keter mind-affecting plant scp skeletal

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