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This page contains a list of every Third Law article, approximately sorted by their in-universe chronology. In some cases, such as for series or tales that take place at multiple times, strict chronological order has been abandoned to preserve the internal sequence of events.
The end of the Sixth Occult War marks the start of the modern era of normalcy, as the Veil is adopted as a formal policy and new organizations and agencies emerge to challenge the longstanding occult orders and cabals. This era is dominated by the Paranormal Renaissance, with the scientific method being applied against the mystical for the first time. Parahuman populations expand and anomalous phenomena proliferate, adding further fuel to the fires of the new parasciences. This period ends abruptly and violently with the outbreak of the Seventh Occult War.
- NTE-2858-Cyan-Blaecca — The GOC fights to take control of "Other London", a Victorian-era asteroid colony populated by anarcho-syndicalists. Written by Tsercele
- The Assassination of Thaddeus Xyank by the Coward Thaddeus Xyank — The past kills the future to save the present. Written by GreenWolf
- Preliminary Report of J. C. Randall... — In 1927, Doctor John Carver Randall led a team of experts on an expedition to explore the multiverse. They never returned. Written by GreenWolf
- Zeitgeist — A day in the life of a ghost hitman, a space-drug smuggler, a psychic mob cleaner, and a junkie witch. Enter: the Chicago Spirit! Written by A Random Day
- The Seventh Occult War
- Don't Go Walking Slow — A British platoon is stuck in the Burmese Jungle. Will the enemy kill them first, or will the monsters underground? Written by Anorrack
- Voice of Rage and Ruin — Kiran Pal and the rest of the AOI squad make their way to Japanese-held China. There they find a secret Imperial super-weapon project, about to go terribly wrong. Written by Anorrack
- Everybody Look What's Going Down — The Ancient and Most Noble Order of Gormogons is called upon to annihilate a secret Nazi UFO base. Written by ch00bakka
- Obskuracorps Memos Acquired in Operation BLACK ROPE — Nazi wizards frantically plot to assemble a doomsday weapon, all while being hounded by a machine that punches fascists. Written by GreenWolf
- Archival Document — HSA-008-Advent — Mankind has always been enamored with cool swords. The Allied Occult Initiative has to make sure the Obskuracorps doesn't sway the course of the war with one. Written by NatVoltaic
- A Man of Clay and Men Formerly Men — Special Operative Josef invites himself into an abandoned manor to put an end to an occult experiment. Written by NatVoltaic
- Operation AEON DAWN — File classified by order of the Undersecretary-General. Declassification pending.
- SCP-3457 - The Rite of Solomon — The wisdom of Solomon was unmatched among mortal men. The Foundation seeks to keep it that way. Written by ChaoSera
In the aftermath of the Seventh Occult War, a new global consensus on normalcy emerges, even while international tensions reach new heights amid the Cold War. Both create a demand for new and better paratech, leading to a parascience bubble that will last for half-a-century. Normalcy organizations and paranormal agencies reach the zenith of their power, giving rise to a strong Veil and the so-called "Golden Age of Normalcy".
- SCP-2664 - Redline — Guns Pointed at the Head of God — In 1950, Joseph Stalin demanded a weapon for world domination. GRU Division "P" built a weapon for world peace. The year is now 1963, and that weapon wants the world. Written by A Random Day
- SCP-2350 - From the Mind of Malinalxochitl — At some point in the 1950s, the United States weaponized the concept of mosquitoes. Not the mosquitoes themselves - but the concept. Written by A Random Day
- SCP-2630 - Stock of a Sort — The market seems awfully bullish today. Written by Taffeta
- Make Portland Weirder — During a massive music festival in 1970, a Foundation agent inadvertently ends up in Three Portlands and finds the UIU already waiting for her. Written by Jacob Conwell
- SCP-5525 - The United States Government Loots Atlantis — The United States discovers the remains of an ancient civilization and loot its armory. The Foundation and the GOC try to stop them. Written by GreenWolf
- New Atlantis, Arizona — New Atlantis is an Atlantean colony located in the State of Arizona, and the capital of their revived civilization. Written by GreenWolf and ch00bakka
- Operation LLEWYN DARK — When a contractual mind control satellite run by demons is struck down by a meteoroid, it's up to the Foundation to do some emergency maintenance. Written by Taffeta
- 1981 COLLATED PROCUREMENT ORDERS BY THE DOD IN REGARDS TO TOP SECRET PROJECT: HELL'S HEART — The PENTAGRAM asks Prometheus to make some nuclear fire. Written by psychicprogrammer
- Grant Request for Utilization of Electro-thaumic Computers... — How do you deal with a growing demand for exorcisms? Prometheus Labs has the answer: build a better exorcist. Written by GreenWolf
- The Necromancer — A grouchy necromancer and her harried intern disrespect the ghost of John Maynard Keynes. Written by GreenWolf
- 'Unicorn Horn' (HYTCH/8FNE6/B77KT) — Marshall, Carter and Dark discover that unicorn horns are amazing contraceptives, and take the inevitable equine body horror to its logical conclusion. Written by GreenWolf
- The Phoenix, The Nightingale, and The Magpies — A series about surviving Minnesota, accidental arson, fighting fire with fire, unusual hiring procedures, punching Nazis, angering geese, falling in love, cooking crabs, getting tattooed, disrupting a nuclear power plant, intentional arson, betrayal, loss, and starting over. Written by GreenWolf
- Secure Facility Dossier: Site-246 — The Foundation's undersea facility located beneath the freshwater sea of Lake Superior, now greatly reduced from its former glory days. Written by GreenWolf
- Grant Request for Genetically Engineering Low-cost Organic Automatons... — "Slave" is such an outdated term. We prefer the name All-Natural AutomatonsTM. Written by A Random Day
The fall of the Soviet Union and the end of the Cold War causes the paratech bubble to burst, sending shockwaves through the Veiled world. An anomalous black market begins to emerge as old Soviet paratech stocks are lost and looted. The decline and eventual dissolution of Prometheus Labs in 1998 only serves to further destabilize the already reeling paranormal economy. Without the Cold War to justify their budgets, national paranormal agencies are downsized just as new mass communications technologies emerge, putting the integrity of the Veil in question for the first time in decades. And hanging over it all is the looming threat of another occult war…
- When Parallel Lines Diverge — Two UIU agents find themselves going in the same direction along different paths. Written by Jacob Conwell and GreenWolf
- A Crooked Brow — The American Coast Guard battles the weather, the ocean, and the nuclear-powered whales in the freezing Bering Sea. Written by Anorrack
- Point Of Delirium — The Foundation uses unethical means of interrogation on a Scarlet Hammer mafioso. Written by Anorrack
- SCP-8891 - Nervous Tick — Between 1994 and 1996, the Yuelao EX® implant was marketed as a panacea for disability. Now it's obsolete — and hundreds of patients face a terrible fate. Written by Tsercele and Anorrack
- SCP-4566: The Mark of Xerrox — Assassination is so passé—the hot new trend in the Chaos Insurgency is making your enemies fictional. Written by ch00bakka
- Grant Request for the Construction of an Interstellar Science Vessel — Prometheus Labs has always dreamed big, and there's nothing around bigger than space. So the logical conclusion is to build a starship powered by a black hole. Written by GreenWolf
- The Bard of Ambrose — After years of work, Prometheus Labs has finally succeeded in creating an artificial intelligence capable of thinking like a person. The only problem is that it thinks it doesn't think at all. Written by GreenWolf
- SCP-2897 - The Bard of Analytics — What do you do with an AI capable of thinking that it doesn't think at all? The Department of Analytics thinks it has the answer. Written by GreenWolf
- SCP-2820 - Vaishnavastra — The Lord makes his presence known in many forms - including an AI-controlled death ray. Written by A Random Day
- Moonlighting — Building an android for an art show is clearly the best way to get back at your dad. Written by A Random Day
- UIU File: 2003-112 (OPERATION: PANDORA) — Designer drugs? Check. Chatty salesgolems? Check. A bullfrog friend named Jeremiah? Check. Written by Anorrack
- SCP-2176 - Ghostlight™ — It's a lightbulb. Filled with ghosts. It's a ghostlight. Written by GreenWolf
- Two Between the Eyes — A Pentagram half-gorgon and an ORIA djinn fight together to recover a cache of Soviet paraweapons from the former KGB in the middle of the War in Afghanistan. Written by GreenWolf
- SCP-2308 - Futures Trading — As it turns out, time travel isn't a safe investment strategy after all. Written by GreenWolf
- SCP-6756 - DUMP YOUR PLASTIC IN THE OCEAN — The Foundation uses their unlimited resources the best way they know how: killing whales. Written by Anorrack
- SCP-5529 - Pope Joan II — Who is the real Pope? Written by GreenWolf
- UIU File: 2014-014 — There's a big gentle shark who only wants to get away and a bunch of crazy technocultists who want to get metaphysical with it. Written by NatVoltaic and LordStonefish
- Dead Reckoning — Tracing a path of magical heists and sorcerous homicides, federal necromancer Quinn Law must face old foes, meet new allies, and figure out the mafia's endgame before it's too late. Written by Anorrack
- Dead Men Tell Tales — The UIU investigates the kidnapping of a Floridan politician, and Federal Necromancer Quinn Law interviews a corpse.
- Dead Man's Hand — Quinn Law encounters a god, and deals with vermin.
- Dead Man's Switch — Quinn finds herself in Illinois and talks to a dead man. Problem is, he was carrying a very violent hitchhiker. Now Quinn has to fight for both her life, and his death.
- Dead Man's Secrets — Two men can keep a secret, if one of them is dead. What is hidden in this secret government facility? Why did Jenny come here? What mysteries will Quinn Law uncover?
- Digging Two Graves — A “brief” interstitial where a necromancer and a corpse talk about death.
- The Analog Kid — What's the difference between a hivemind and two-way telepathy? Is there a difference? The answer may lie inside an abandoned machine shop in Three Portlands. Written by GreenWolf
- Apotheosis
- Avatara — After life is death. After death is rebirth. After rebirth is causing death. Written by A Random Day
- Grant Request for Investigating the Application of... — In 1988, Prometheus Labs unearthed the corpse of a god. This is what they planned to do with it. Written by GreenWolf
- SCP-2970 - Holy Misplacement — An immortal missionary, last survivor of a religion long lost to the ages, begs to be made whole. But how much does he truly know? Written by TyGently
- Operation AZURE PEREGRINE — Mobile Task Force Tau-5 "Samsara" in action. Written by sirpudding.
- The Lord of Endowments — The god of transhumanism. Written by sirpudding
- Samsara — The Warrior seeks revenge. Tau-5 seeks humanity. Neither of them realize that they are pawns of a higher force seeking to become whole. Written by A Random Day and TyGently
- Out of Options — A computer uses the power of narrative to make a heist go off without a hitch. But some people never stick to the plan Written by Anorrack
- The Fountain of Lamneth — You wouldn't download a car, so why would you download Cthulhu? Written by Taffeta
- Unusual Investigations — Quid Pro Quo
- Vital Signs — A clandestine meeting in a coffee shop, an excursion to a library outside of space, and an illegal search of the headquarters of a community leader. How far will one UIU agent go to repay a favor? Written by GreenWolf
- Circumstances — A poor performance, a daemonic pact, and a leap of faith. What is the cost of repaying a favor, and is it worth it? Written by GreenWolf
- Rich Man's World — Marshall, Carter and Dark, LLC, is due for a change in management. Mr. Marshall and Mr. Carter have chosen their successors; Mr. Dark's, unfortunately, does not want the job. Written by ch00bakka
- When Situations Degenerate — Mister Marshall, Mister Carter, and Mister Dark meet to discuss their finances, their families, and their futures.
- Get Out Of Her Way — Iris Black breaks her wrist, the speed limit, and several federal statutes regarding public use of thaumaturgy to make it to class on time.
- They Laid Down The Law — Six or eight thousand years ago, two men bound a god. Four thousand years ago, their descendants almost lost it.
- Blind to the Big Surprise — Hotdogs. Office furniture. A little light bondage. Iris gets professional help; Marshall and Carter face the music.
- Latest Model Getaway Jeep — Iris meets the Black Queens. Marshall and Carter meet the antichrist. One of these meetings goes well.
- Disgusting Things You'd Never Anticipate — Iris Black is dead. Long live Iris Dark.
- Death Perception — As Tau-5 struggle to fit into Site-30's Halloween party, a strange memory puts them on the path of paranormal self-discovery. Written by A Random Day and TyGently
- To Be Noir Not To Be — There are only two things I hate about this job. The plasma cannon cleanups and the fanfiction reading. Written by Taffeta
- Barrels of Prose and Slugs of Pulp — Writing space operas is just a slippery slope to fighting against calligraphy mages for your life. That and writing more space operas. Written by NatVoltaic
- A Little Bit Of Help — The Oecumenicus Volgi of the Ancient and Most Noble Order of Gormogons has the best first date ever. Written by ch00bakka
- The Damocles Initiative — Hector Canvera seeks enlightenment among the stars. He must not succeed. Only the crew of the Joyeuse can stop him. Written by GreenWolf, TyGently, and ch00bakka
- 1. Stairway To The Stars — Moving to space together is usually fourth date material. Written by ch00bakka
- 2. Harvester of Eyes — Your Blood Is Your Own. Do Not Nourish The Earth. Written by TyGently
- 3. Workshop of the Telescopes — Or, Memos from the Damocles Working Group Regarding a Confection-Based Black Hole Feed System. Written by GreenWolf and TyGently
- 4. SCP-6523 — The Machine (ISV Joyeuse) — The Joyeuse will arrive at Alula Borealis in 400 years. It will not return. Written by GreenWolf
- 5. Fire of Unknown Origin — In order to begin their voyage, the crew of the Joyeuse must first set off the largest explosion in human history. Written by ch00bakka, GreenWolf, and TyGently
- 6. Burnin' For You — The Joyeuse catches a black hole, takes a pitstop at Pluto, and sets off into the darkness for good. Written by ch00bakka, GreenWolf, and TyGently
- 7. Next Part Coming Soon
- Aside: Secure Planet Dossier: Site Anvil — An interstellar colonization effort seeks to safeguard humanity from total destruction. Ideally, humanity will never find out. Written by GreenWolf and TyGently
- Unusual Investigations — The Three Portlands Bomber
- Permanent Waves — A couple of UIU agents, a bomb, and a chain-smoker. Just an average week in Three Portlands. Written by GreenWolf
- A Farewell to Kings — The chase is on as Agent Green and the UIU hunt down the individual responsible for planting the memetic bomb in Three Portlands. Written by GreenWolf
- Moving Pictures — The UIU's hunt for the Three Portlands Bomber culminates in a climactic wizard duel in a museum of illegal art. Written by GreenWolf
- The Powers That Bark — When Tau-5 adopts a new, four-legged trooper, its most dangerous member has a crisis of faith. Written by TyGently and A Random Day
- Guns Pointed at the Head of God — In 1998, Prometheus Labs built a weapon with enough firepower to kill a god. Twenty years later, it's become obsolete. This is the arms race of the new age. Written by A Random Day
- T Minus
- T Plus — [Non-canon; Pending Rewrite]
- Deus Vulture — [Non-canon; Pending Rewrite]
- Conqueror Worm
- Next Part Coming Eventually
- Portlands Derby Teams (Ranked By How Much They Scare Me) — Three Portlands has more roller derby teams per capita than anywhere else in the world, and all of them scare me shitless. Written by ch00bakka
- Abstract Naught — Three years ago the Unusual Incidents Unit encountered a shark that ate concepts. It's November of 2017, and the investigation that this spurred is far from over. Written by NatVoltaic
- The Unusual Suspects
- 1. The Dedekind-Infinite Demographic — The Unusual Incidents Unit tackles a multiversal IP theft and the end of Samsara becomes the beginning of something much worse for the Foundation. Written by Taffeta
- 2. Suspect Ratio — Pulling some Foundation strings, the Unit finds out just who their criminal really is — and more importantly, what she is. Written by Taffeta
- Next Part Coming
- PP-NEU-0127 - "AncestRecall" — The Abraxas Group, a Sarkic paratechnology conglomerate, has created a drug that reconnects users with their ancestral memories, and is using it for predictably nefarious purposes. Written by ch00bakka
- Unusual Investigations — The Body Electric
- The Eagle's Eye — Androids are infiltrating Congress, and there's only one obvious suspect. Thorne and Spencer know that Vincent Anderson is responsible, but can they prove it? Written by GreenWolf
- The Falcon's Flight — The law has finally caught up with Vincent Anderson. All that's left is to catch him. Written by GreenWolf
- Australian Rules Drag Racing — Demon-fueled dragsters blast through the Australian outback, their drivers dueling with blowdarts and bazookas. Can one humble reporter brave the desert heat, find the story, and finally get laid? Written by ch00bakka
- Speed Demon — A drug-addicted witch and her psychic best friend clash with the forces of law and disorder, seeking to become the most legendary criminals in a high-tech city full of them. Written by A Random Day
- Hypervelocity — An adrenaline junkie snorts demons like cocaine and robs a cursed bank.
- Terminal Velocity — A criminal mastermind snorts demons like cocaine and hijacks an interdimensional train.
- Escape Velocity — When the Rookie's ex steals her powers and leaves her for dead, there's only one thing to do: cheat, steal, and kill her way into another universe to get revenge.
- The Chosen Few — The Rookie travels to Three Portlands for a drink, but the UIU have other plans.
- Morphine Machine — In order to track down her ex, the Rookie must enlist the help of the Black Queen.
- Loud, Lawless, and Lost — The Rookie and the Black Queen launch a heist against Oneiroi, Inc., but they may get more than they bargained for.
- The Revelation — The Rookie struggles to escape the clutches of Natasha Tokyopop.
- Truth Is Sin — The Rookie makes a deal with the DJ.
- The Vice Girls — Take a trip down memory lane and learn how the Rookie and Natasha Tokyopop first fell into each other's orbits.
- Rise and Repent — Faced with the prospect of losing Natasha to a furry, the Rookie takes drastic measures.
- Ecstasy and Exorcism — The Rookie makes terrible life choices.
- Hard Machine — The Black Queen gets to know the Rookie inside and out.
- Prey and Obey — The Rookie finally takes the fight to Natasha.
- Jump the Gun — The Rookie battles an old rival and her new family.
- Leather Pig — The Rookie experiences the consequences of her actions.
- No One Gets Out of Her Alive — The Rookie faces her judgment in hell.
- Contempt — The Rookie tries to kill her first and last love.
- Escape Velocity — The Rookie finally gets everything she deserves.
- SCP-7890 - M.T.F. S.O.L., S.N.A.F.U. — A cartel manufactures anomalies with Lady Luck on their side. The Foundation has to upgrade to fight a new era of paracrime. Written by Anorrack
- Mutable State — A story about a robot lady and the cryptofascist spinal-monster that hates her. Written by The Great Hippo
- Overheard At Deer — Deer College is the premier occult college adjacent to the Northweastern United States. It is also the only one to be haunted by a terrible seltzer water. Written by ch00bakka and A Random Day
- The Great Rugby Prank War — Deer and ICSUT Portlands compete each year in a contest of physical, mystical, and mental skill, each school trying to prove their superiority. Also, there are sports, I guess. Written by ch00bakka
- Under Control — A young medium finds himself at the intersection of geas, magic drugs, necromancy, and unethical business practices. Written by TyGently
- UIU Location Dossier — "Paramax" — Paramax is not the most secure prison in the world, but only because it exists outside of space. Written by GreenWolf
- UIU Location Dossier — "Three Portlands" — Three Portlands is an independent city-state and the largest paranormal enclave adjacent to the Western Hemisphere. Written by GreenWolf
- Comedown Machine — Murder. Taco Bell. Espionage. Art supplies. It would be one for the history books, if anyone could remember it. Written by TyGently
- Prologue: A Confluence of Clandestine Conferences
- 1: Slow Animals
- 2: Automatic Stop
- 3: The End Has No End
- Intermission: World Unglued
- Interlude: End of an Era by Jacob Conwell
- 4: Threat of Joy
- 5: Please Standby