Item #: SCP-3939

Object Class: Unclassed

Special Containment Procedures: Object is kept in standard pre-containment holding cell. A researcher is to be assigned to classify it as soon as possible.

Description: None yet available.

Whatever this thing is, it needs a description, and you'll be damned if you're going to write it yourself. You're a Class 4 Senior Researcher, damn it! There's no such thing as a Class 3 Senior Researcher.

You grab your communicator from your pocket and dial in Carlos' ID.

3939-Alpha: Dr. Rodriguez, are you there?

3939-Gamma: Dr. ████████. I'm here.

3939-Alpha: I need you to get down here and log a description for 3939.

You begin walking back to your office.

3939-Gamma: Got it. Is there anything else?

3939-Alpha: Give me some basic containment procedures while you're at it.

3939-Alpha: Now, please.

3939-Gamma: Heading down there now. It'll be on your desk first thing in the morning.

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