Mind if I add SCP-082 to the experiment? I've got a (rather grim) idea as to what his favorite taste would be. :D
Note as of 2009: Never mention this idea again, please.
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I've gotten an interesting idea for another SCP that I would like to add to the toppings list once I finish with 612 and 613, if it's alright.
From SCP-458:
SCP-073: Medium, onions, peppers, olives, thin crust.
From SCP-073:
Subject does need to eat and drink on a regular basis, but is strictly carnivorous owing to its effect on plant based items.
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Anything that is derived from soil-grown life, such as wood and paper, immediately rots and disintegrates upon touch of SCP-073.
The vegetable toppings and the flour in the crust would be destroyed before Cain ever got to eat them. If they weren't, some note should be made of the resistance of SCP-458's products to such corroding influences.
Okay, might be committing a little thread-necromancy on this one… But I'd just like to point out that 458 gives you the best selection it can for what your preferred pizza would be. Just because Cain can't eat plant-based material doesn't mean he doesn't want to… After a few millenia I think even I would want a salad or something.
whoop, this has been edited away…
What makes SCP-458 an oddity is that, while appearing to be an ordinary pizza box, when it comes into contact with human hands, it instantaneously replicates within it the holder's preferred choice of pizza, down to favorite sauce, cheese, crust, and topping.
How destructible is 458? If it's indestructible, it doesn't seem like such a bad idea. If it's destructible then risking a SCP to find out 682 seems more absurd. I'm beginning to get the feeling that "For Science!" isn't a site accepted battle-cry.
I love the designs on that site. If I wasn't so close to broke, I'd totally buy one…
K, terrible necro here, but have any staff noticed that someone posted a picture directly in the forums?
Yes, you are correct, no images are allowed in the forums. This will be addressed as soon as I or someone else gets around to it. In the future, though, you'd do better to PM a member of the Site Criticism team or a mod in general, so as to avoid breaking one forum rule to report another broken rule.
Thanks in general, though.
A reference is made to SCP-083-D not getting the sauce he wanted, but it's still marked as SCP-083 and thus goes to the wrong page. The current 083 is not likely to be eating pizza.
… or is it?
I… I'm almost afraid to wonder what Bright's pizza turned out to be.
human semen, fecal matter, and urine, all soaked together in glue and baked with the sun, all on top of bread made out of jalapeno flour.
of course that's worst case. chances are bright just likes a good pepperoni pizza.
A minor nitpick: haven't got Overwatch members anything better to do than correcting such mistakes?
A very minor nitpick. So? The O5s sometimes comment on SCPs. It's their right, as the bosses.
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May I suggest this test ?
SCP-166: Despite several tests, the box remained empty. Note: You guys are very, very lucky this didn't work. It's just… sick. Who would have wanted to use it again after that ?
- Dr. Kay
Just because that's what she needs to survive, doesn't mean it would be her favored topping.
okay.
Well, if it's the only thing she eats, it's probably the only thing she can find appetizing… =p But she may indeed be able to eat normal food too, even if not needing it. Nothing is said about it.
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