Wow! Wow! Dude I can't tell you all my thoughts on this but wow! In real life, this made me say "wow". Like, it was an involuntary reaction. This is fucking awesome, and clever, and (on a greedy note) showcases that Wilson's Wildlife Solutions does pest control too. Neal is fucking great, I loved every moment of him, and the absurdism here is beyond great. Loved it, loved it, loved it. Keep it up.
Also, how come nobody told me this happened? I discovered it a couple days after it was posted. I'm usually way more on top of new Wilson's Wildlife articles.