Here's a draft that's been sitting on the backburner for a while now that I've only just gotten around to posting. Maybe this will do well, maybe it won't. Either way I just wanted to get this off my plate and I felt like now was a good time to do that.
Thanks to (deep breath) amnestic_protocol,
Cyantreuse,
Weryllium,
Countless Skies,
OthellotheCat,
DarkStuff,
Kakroom,
MaliceAforethought,
Shaggydredlocks,
A Random Day,
Meserach,
mayoculpa,
Uncle Nicolini for crit. Special thanks to
Captain Kirby for coming up with the idea that spawned this and their feedback!
Image source: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ervins_strauhmanis/9536792301
(for those wondering, yes, the choice of image is very much intentional)
Oh, one more thing that I forgot to mention: This was a self-imposed challenge on myself to write an SCP in under 500 words. This does just so, clocking in at 495 words.