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Many thanks to CryogenChaos, weizhong, Dmatix, Athena_Grey, EdAWACSdenyY, Pig_catapult, Devereaux, Silberescher, and Vincent_Redgrave (and probably someone else I forgot…) for taking a look at this in chat.
Did you know that 12-19 km/h is the speed of a “gentle breeze” according to the Beaufort scale?
For the record, the goddess Kokio is a deity I made up. She’s the youngest of five, and all her older sisters are more popular and accomplished and it ticks her off so she made this little raincloud to try and show off how great she is, too. Both she and the cloud have no idea what they’re doing.
Anyway, my thought process was basically, “what if ancient deities looked to modern-day commercials for religious recruitment strategies?” That said, the “most interesting x in the world” line is obviously not mine, it’s a shout-out to the “Most Interesting Man in the World” commercial line from Dos Equis. I also did not come up with the horse and boat bit, which was done by Old Spice.
Also I wanted to write an SCP where the containment procedures are essentially “hang out on a tropical island and drink flower tea, bro”.
…on a tropical iiiiisland
underneath the molten lava moon…
And also there was this time when I was in high school and there was a huge storm and it poured and everything was miserable and a tornado/waterspout warning was announced over the intercom and people were told to be cautious, of course everyone pressed their faces up to the windows to try and see if there actually was a tornado outside. Most interesting storm in the world.
This has that distinct sense of originality that I've seen in all of your work that I've read. It's well written, interesting, and the interview log is wonderful.
+1
Great, glad to see we have new fresh content rich with plot and character. I was thoroughly hooked, son.
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That's clearly impossible, women aren't allowed on the internet.
Are the D-class exempt from monthly 'termination'?
That's clearly impossible, women aren't allowed on the internet.
I don't think that's true
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That joke's in bad taste, dude. For the record, I'm also a site moderator.
In regards to your question, that's up to the reader to decide. I personally like to believe that the D-Class in this situation get to stay on the island for a few years before getting transferred out.
Clever, but I am getting a bit tired of all the pop culture SCPs lately.
I was going to downvote for the Dos Equis meme reference at the end of the interview. Luckily, I read the other addenda and figured out what was going on. Well played, but you walk a fine line, good sir madame.
Bro, you don't need to keep correcting people on the smallest details in their posts. TL333s has been around for a while, I'm sure he knows who Zyn is. He was just making a compliment.
Actually, I have no idea who Zyn is, other than someone who writes articles on occasion. I'll keep it in mind for the future, though.
I meant that I thought you'd know Zyn is staff, not as an actual person.
There are some SCPs that combine so much ridiculous elements that I have simply no other choice than liking them.
I would very well see "Be transferred to SCP-2255 duty" become the Foundation euphemism for going on vacations.
I would very well see "Be transferred to SCP-2255 duty" become the Foundation euphemism for going on vacations.
I GOT WRITAN DIBS ON THAT >:)
You could send the cloud to scp-765. Maybe it can rain bird seed.
A minor goddess…who's also an insecure young person. Doesn't so much need containing as mentoring. Ask 343 to help out?
Actually, we've got several gods in Foundation custody, but I can't think of any other godesses. No shortage of young female skips - some of them giant spiders, some two dimensional - but the pantheon seems a bit of a boys club.
Picking up on the subtext of his dossier and the up-front text of stories he's in, 343 would be a terrible role-model.
There is scp-029, but I'm absolutely sure that would be far, far worse.
