So I clicked on this not knowing what it was or who it was by and as I read it was like "Wait, is this the liquid sunshine I had Icky drinking?" And sure enough, it's from Ambrose. Love it when a throwaway line inspires an article.
It was discovered that SCP-4554-1 is comprised primarily of near-stationary electrons. Under the view of a microcamera, it was observed that these electrons
that's not how electrons work
you can't observe individual electrons with a camera
This is a simple but will organized idea. I like it! But I also have questions with this sentence.
It was discovered that SCP-4554-1 is comprised primarily of near-stationary electrons. Under the view of a microcamera, it was observed that these electrons periodically spontaneously convert to photons of wavelength 597nm, and move approximately 20 micrometers.
Not to mention if the SCP-4554-1 consists mostly of near-stationary electrons, it will be near absolute zero cold. But why do you mention this 20-micrometer movement? Why is this movement important to the effect of SCP-4554-1?
the sunniest D
+1
Despite all my rage… I am still a bacteriophage.
Man, this is cool.
Whilst technically the Ambrose hub reached it before this, I consider this to be my work most deserving of the achievement. To me this is the essence of what I like in Ambrose, it's not particularly dangerous, it's not out to get anyone, it's just a weird thing that looks good on a menu, and would delight it's creator to show off. To me Ambrose has always been about exploring the fun and weird side of anomalies, not everything unusual is murderous.
As ever though, I love to see everything that's spun out of one halloween tale I wrote up in about a week. Tip your waiters, and enjoy the ride.
