Doesn't SCP-004 claim to have found the other half of Josie? Shouldn't this be noted here?
I've tentatively added a small bit to acknowledge it.
In any event, the image is quite nice, so if the mention of the breed were replaced with something like "with grey tabby markings" it'd be fine. I'm going to do that now, anyone may feel free to revert my changes if they disagree.
A-ha, I KNEW this was familiar! I had a sneaking suspicion I'd read the idea before, but couldn't put my finger on where!
Staff are not permitted to feed cheese to her - she will become distressed if not given sufficient cheese.
This I don't quite get. Don't give her cheese. If you don't give her cheese she gets distressed…
If you don't give her cheese she won't want it.
If you do, she won't stop wanting it.
I wonder (or more specifically, a friend without access does) what happens when Josie goes into heat. Hmm, perhaps it would be possible to locate the other half by watching for strange behaviour of male cats…
Quick question…how does she defecate?
But I really like this.
We don't know. Nor do we know how she urinates.
If we feed her something, does its mass disappear?
I would suppose when Josie consumes an object, it's mass would be sent through the rift in her hind area, and would either disappear/teleport to another area, or convert into whatever it is making the light wavelengths be sucked in.
Perhaps we should modify the article to state that she has to have a handler with her at all times, so as to prevent her from getting into places where she shouldn't (as cats tend to do)?
Letting her wander the facility = okay.
Letting her wander the facility unsupervised = uh…
Half-cats have a good sense for staying out of half-danger?
…I just now got her name. I feel really dumb now.
Giving bearhugs to the unsuspecting since 1872.