Yep, rewrote Streamliner. Loved this idea too much to drop, but wasn’t satisfied with my previous article. This should only be better. And now this is competing with SCP-4006 for my most meta article.
Thank you Rimple for the final line,
MaliceAforethought,
Weryllium,
Croquembouche,
9Volt,
Ihp,
TheManhattenProject,
DrChandra,
Varaxous, and
Captain Kirby for critiquing.