"Tired of your home? Sick of comfort? Come to the Hole in the Vacant Lot out back of the Ralph’s and huddle with Us.
Who are we? Good question.
Come to the Hole in the Vacant Lot out back of the Ralph’s and huddle with Us.
Why do we want you to come? Why did we spend money for this airtime? We understand you are confused.
But: Hole, Vacant Lot, Ralph’s, huddle, Us.
For the low-low price. Act today. Or tomorrow. Not Wednesday. Wednesday is no good for Us.
Anyway, we’re almost out of airtime, so just come on down to the Hole in the Vacant Lot out back of the Ralph’s and huddle with Us.
Or else."
~ Welcome to Night Vale, Episode Five.
So, yeah, just some creepypasta monsters. T'is the season, and I'm hoping I managed to make them interesting enough to earn a few upvotes.
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