I'm still not sure if this is great or really, really dumb, but I think I'm gonna have to upvote either way.
I still haven't stopped laughing since opening this page
SCP-2014 may use its skateboard for recreational purposes if good behaviour is mantained
1) "Maintained"
2) Now I'm making an ass of myself laughing hysterically
Finish reading, scroll up to vote more easily, see picture, start laughing again
Okay, I lost it at the picture. I mean, do an image search on "I has feets". That's what came to mind for me.
I had fun, I really did. But I don't know if this is the kind of thing I really want to see more of. No vote.
if your reading this your gay
Yeah, seconding this.
Also, I upvoted when I saw that the gecko had a skateboard. I was pumped, I was ready, I was prepared to laugh my ass off… and then I finished the article. You didn't really do anything with this awesome idea. It's a lizard with the mind of an eldritch abomination… and it talks like a stereotypical 90's skater.
And that's the joke. That's the whole thing.