Still not sure about that recovery log… oh well.
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Psst… you forgot to add a rating module.
I like it. Anomalous cheese that attacks anyone who eats it under the wrong circumstances. It's certainly an article with flavor.
One thing I noticed, in the first paragraph of the description:
and etc.
Seems a bit redundant.
Also, your brackets don't match up when you're redacting the superfluous logs, but that might have been intentional.
None of those collapsibles are necessary.
How does making it into a cheeseburger and putting it on a plate cost fifty grand?
if your reading this your gay
From my understanding it's the whole room, silverware, plates, tiling, etc… costs that amount to a total of ~50.000 USD.
It's like if you eat this cheese in a fancy room you get less retarded than if you eat it in a mud hut.
Still though, that cheeseburger and a plate still costs 36 bucks somehow? That's a little overboard.
No-voted. Although I like the idea of elitist cheese, there are some weird grammar issues and other logical issues going on.
Transportation to and from testing is to be carried out solely by D-class personnel, on a gilded platter of pure silver, covered by a dish cover of same.
This is a dangling modifier. Makes it sound like the D-class are on a gilded platter, covered with a silver dish cover.
All Balaenoptera musculus migration routes are to be monitored for unusual activity. Any persons attempting to harvest milk from a Balaenoptera musculus are to be interrogated as to their purpose and administered Class-B amnestics.
Most scientists track blue whales (or any whale for that matter) using satellite tags that are attached to the whales themselves According to NOAA, there are 5000-12000 blue whales in the world. How are you going to track each and every single one of them 24/7 to make sure that nobody's milking them? Moreover, satellite tags don't really relay any other information besides the position of the whale. You'd have to have a team that tracks every single blue whale in existence, all of the time in order to make sure that they're not being milked.
"perfect", and etc
You don't need "and" with "etc." The "et" in "et cetera" means "and."
the average restaurant price of the dish that it has been used in
My family has a background in the restaurant industry. There really are no "average prices," since the price of a single dish will vary depending on the quality of the restaurant.
Searches of the area yielded stores of SCP-1622 at all restaurants mentioned as well as three that had not.
Little weird language here. I know what you mean, but it took me a second try to understand.
Neutral vote.
I would upvote (I love Cheese) but the arbitrary, ludicrously high price points are making it impossible for me to vote in good faith.
I mean $97,000? Look at this. There's no meal on that list at more than $1000 per person.
Okay, so its the cost of the furnishings? Okay, well it costs far more than $97,000 to buy or build a McDonald's.
Lower the price point to $97 instead of the retarded $97,000 and I will gladly upvote. And a cheeseburger at $56? I think you mean 56 cents or $0.56.
(account deleted)The cheese is snobby, but not as snobby as this comment.
And yes, furnishings make a difference. No, it doesn't cost 97k$ for a McDonald's, but the cheese doesn't look at the whole building it's in to diagnose furnishings. It'd estimate the price cost of the tray and table it's on, maybe the seat.
He claims its the "average cost of a meal." Where on God's green earth is the average cost of a meal going to be $97,000? You could eat 50 lbs of gold or 16 lbs of reactor-grade Plutonium for that price.
It judges the average cost of the meal, the chairs, the carpets, the table, the silverware, and the lighting in the room it is served in, as well as any appliance directly involved in preparing it.
That's going to be so incredibly fuzzy that it's impossible to adjust in anything other than vague increments. This isn't D&D, where price is an intrinsic part of things.
Like I said, do you know how much it costs to buy a McDonald's restaurant? Far more than $97,000. Hell, a single pizza oven used at Domino's can cost over $50,000. -look here-Cost of equipment is often quite independent of cost of the meal… if not an inverse scale. A good chef can make a fabulous meal with nothing but pots and pans and a gas stove.
Subjects consuming SCP-1622 in this fashion demonstrate no unusual behaviors aside from a marked dislike of other cheeses. This is believed to be due to the superior flavor of SCP-1622, and is not considered anomalous.
This sounds crazy anomalous to me. I would be very surprised if blue whale milk produces particularly tasty cheese, and in any event, a lot of a cheese's quality comes from its creation and treatment. It would be quite possible to ruin even a superb cheese with poor preparation. Moreover, there's no linear scale of cheeses. I like certain cheeses for munching, but they'd be terrible in, say, pizza. So I don't know why the article is treating the cheese's flavor like it's nonanomalous, when it's just as obviously anomalous as the slapping. Plus, I don't buy the ability to calculate the cost of preparing and presenting to the cent.
I get the idea (haughty cheese), but the presentation is too careless for me to upvote.
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