If the actual Foundation had the same standards for items as the site, we'd all be screwed.
I get what you were trying to do here, with it being a meta-commentary on common critiques you'd find on the site, and I admit the researcher saying he would completely ignore containment procedures "because the thing is a cliché" made me chuckle, but other than that I wasn't overly entertained with this one. It was a bit too meta for my tastes, if that makes any sense. Like, talking about "downvoting" and stuff really kind of killed it. For a joke like this to work, I feel it should make sense within the universe while still conveying its joke, and in my opinion the joke overtook the making of sense.
Not a downvote, but not an upvote either. You know what? Upon rereading it, I can't find a reason not to upvote this. My original problems are still there, but quite honestly what parts did work really worked. So I'll upvote.
Thanks for the feedback. I wasn't totally sure about putting downvote in the log either. I just decided that I might as well go over the top. If more people agree with you, I'll rewrite the log.
Consider this an agreement. ;)
Regardless, upvoted. It could use some tightening up, but the core idea of it made me laugh, which means you must have done something right.
The dialogue bought my upvote.
Edit: …who had been out getting smoothies during the breach. How did I miss this? This is wonderful.
I second this.
The dialogue won it for me. Found myself smiling at it in fact. Otherwise the bone bracelet is interesting, though 3,000+ people seems, a bit much? But I'm guessing that's just the cheap horror getting played up. I somewhat agree with TL333s comment below and am on the fence about how the rest of the article fairs. Kind of wish it was funnier, kind of wish it was cranked up to 11 on the cheap horror cliches that get thrown around. On the other hand, make the ending much more POW!
Upvoted. Possible a new favorite as far as -Js go. :D
I think this is so effective because we've all been on both sides of the conversation.
Just imagine 5 Site Directors walking into the containment chamber, voting for something, and the item suddenly dissapears.