Huh. There's pieces I like, pieces I don't like, and pieces I love.
This never really comes together, though; it's like it's trying to be that one tale about the obscure Departments, but there's not enough thread linking the pieces together. This reads more as the Clef equivalent to say, the Snippets thread, or even a non-serious autobiography, rather than pieces of a guide or lecture, with how widely the content jumps. Which I get is part of the humor, but like, every piece needs to sparkle on its own for that to work, and not all of them did, for me personally.
I'm also not a fan of referencing (our) site discussions and arguments (the June pride mention and Apollyon being the worst offenders), but that's personal taste.
I dunno. I don't wanna downvote, because there's funny stuff in here (heck yes Moon Champion vs Jupiter thing), but I also can't upvote because it references bottle dick because it doesn't work for me as a whole.