Item donated to the Foundation by the Global Occult Coalition.
Donated!?! The GOC gave something to the Foundation? Okay, is Foundation blackmailing them or-
The Foundation has agreed to provide the Global Occult Coalition with resources to rebuild Area-22 in exchange for information pertaining to SCP-4799.
There it is. The GOC was sweetening the deal.
Red goggles that allow one to see the outlines of living creatures through walls in a radius adjustable via a dial on the side of it.
(has giggle fit at the goofy sci-fi concept making its way into a SCP article)
And it works in the article!
A tablet attached to a camera via a cord. When a photo of an object is taken with the camera, the tablet shows an isometric view of the object.
That one works too, although it's a little less silly.
Test Subject EHY673
Hmmm… wonder where the GOC gets its D-class?
I am not surprised that organized tech smuggling exists in the Foundation Multiverse. Heck, in Mythadventures Aahz says that many "inventors" in various dimensions are closet magicians. This takes the basic idea of cross-dimensional tech transferal and zips in another direction at lightspeed.
And it's amazing.
Where's my hotdog?
I'm cringing a bit at the GOC treating Shock like a regular dog by offering her a hotdog if she does her tricks. Hopefully it was at least on a plate and not a dog dish.
Well, thank fucking goodness I don't have to explain those assholes.
Yeah, that opinion's understandable.
The Paragon is what you get when the Foundation gets as swollen as a fucking bugbite and takes over half the multiverse.
…shit. That's a very bad future. (reads) A spectacularly bad future. That's already occurred far too often.
O5 must be in a tizzy. Particularly since power is appealing, and there's no way every O5 and high-level Foundation member is immune.
