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PeppersGhost 19 Aug 2018 09:35

So. thanks for reading.

I promised if I won 4K that if I woudl conceive and post a skip while intoxicaed and without any external proofreading. This is the fulfillment of that promise.

Fun fact: I have never had a post flal into deletion range before. Let's see if this breaks that streak.

credits

NO ONE you ABSOLUTE BEAUTIES

EDIT: fwiw despite the circumstances of its creation, there's actually some internal logic to this one.

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GentleGifts 19 Aug 2018 12:44

You know, this is a hell of an achievement all things considered. You wrote it while drunk, with no proofreading, and it still came out better than 95% of the stuff I find on the Draft Forums? Damn.

It's not really good enough to upvote (gods, this is a weird SCP), but it's not actually bad.

Kudos, I guess?

tgjer 20 Aug 2018 18:03

This is awesome, bit I'm not sure I understand the Samson's Riddle internal logic. Is it because you don't know what you're getting - it could be flamingo, it could be human kidney?

MaliceAforethought 19 Aug 2018 10:00

Words cannot adequately express how I feel about this article.

Yossipossi 19 Aug 2018 10:44

Malice pretty much summarizes my reaction, too.

TL333s 19 Aug 2018 12:46

I love this. I love it so much, I fixed some typos for you. This is the kind of shit I usually come up with and I love it. :D

and in a sexually attractive manner

Like, this was a hell of a hook, but the whole way this works and the fact that the Foundation is really trying to help get this guy out of the wall is great. And, related to Laugh is Fun and the puppy mill? Whaaat? Is YGWTFOSTHOTH finally a GoI?

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PeppersGhost 19 Aug 2018 22:40

Thanks for the fixes! I was so confident that I'd managed to post this without any glaring mistakes. 😂

Cyclopian 19 Aug 2018 13:53

I can't decide if this is a metaphor for how people with low-income jobs have to give up huge parts of their life to make enough money to survive, or just really weird, but either way I like it.

Prototype_Toaster 19 Aug 2018 14:37

I'm glad to see some more YWTGTHFT stuff on this site, but this just doesn't click for me

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(account deleted) 27 Aug 2018 00:03

Hmm. The night before this started, I had a dream where I was a lion in ancient Rome, and there were all these gladiators around me. I ate them one by one, scraping every morsel of flesh from their bones with the rough edge of my tongue. I was glad to see their loved ones weep at the sight. But besides that, nothing unusual, no.

lol good lord man. Save some talent for the rest of us. It makes me mad you wrote something this good while drunk.

Doctor Tee 04 Sep 2018 03:20

I love this article, but it is absolutely beyond me why this is keter.

That being said, the keter classification almost makes it funnier.

tapnek 20 Sep 2018 11:48

It can't be properly contained. It's in a very public area and they can't remove him from the wall immediately in an ethical manner. The best way to remove him requires ordinary civilians to interact with it and they could be told about his anomalous properties even without Foundation intervention.

ResearcherPie 22 Mar 2019 16:30

Huh, last December I passed right through Paseo.

RJB_R 10 Aug 2019 16:19

This is bananas. Speaking of which can I get a taco with bananas as the filler please? Thanks.

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Kothardarastrix 10 Mar 2021 20:53

I have a terrible conviction that the Foundation is making a horrible mistake by trying to get him out of the wall.

YWTGTHFT has such an elegant mixture of "What the fuck?" and "What the FUCK?" I love it.

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