as Moon Champion's creator, i deem this story most worthy, and i hereby dub thee an honorary Moon Warrior in acknowledgement of this monumental achievement, noble author. here is your Moon Cloak, which shall grant thee invisibility from the oculoids of your enemies, and here is your Moon Blade, which shall deftly unzip the squishy, blood-filled flesh of all who stand in the way of truth, cabbage, and righeousness.
hunt well, brave Warrior, and may the silvery light of Justice shine upon you always.
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