Thanks to everyone in chat that helped me get this straight. All typos in the interview log between 1541 and Amanda were intentional.
All comments, criticism, and easter egg guesses are welcome.
Thanks to everyone in chat that helped me get this straight. All typos in the interview log between 1541 and Amanda were intentional.
All comments, criticism, and easter egg guesses are welcome.
I'd still like to see the text log in a more text-y format, but this will do.
As an aside, I don't really see people texting ellipses all that often, so I don't know if I like those there.
Good point… Didn't realize how often I'd used them, and I removed a couple.
Ditto.
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Hilarious! Especially the "JOYOUS DAYEE!" part.
Upvote.
I wish I'd read this in draft form, just so I could've told you how clever and well-written this is. This is just a really cool idea done with very good execution, and I'm very happy to upvote.
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Love it. One thing bothers me, if SCP-1541-1 doesn't know what a cell phone is, how's he know about caps lock?
I'd just get rid of the prior refrence to SCP-1541 not knowing…
Still +1.
Wow. That was certainly… Moving. I really like how you executed this idea, so +1.
So I'm torn on this one. Part of me laughed my ass off. Drunken diety texting? Hysterical.
Unfortunately, this is a little too over the top for me to upvote it as an SCP. Feels more like a -J. It's fine up until the log, but the log is just silly. He doesn't know what texting is, but he knows of caps lock? Come on, thats a bit of a stretch.
I think this would work way better as a -J. You could ham it up even more, maybe have another text conversation about how much he loves some other male god in a totally heterosexual way, the works. Also, are we to assume instantaneous communication? That's fine if so, I just want to know if that's actually the case or not.
I removed the bit about him not knowing what a cellphone is, and I disagree with the assessment that this should be a -J, though I do agree that would allow me to cut loose a bit more with it. I'd actually had a bit of an idea where he does something to the effect of "HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR! COME AT ME BRO!" as well as some unsavory pictures that have really unfortunate effects on human minds, but I decided that would be a bit… much.
I agree with the assessment this would go over better as a -J. Just too silly to be a serious SCP, but could be sillier if it was a -J.
If SCP-586 and SCP-504 can make it as mainlisters, why can't a drunktexting god? On the flipside, there's some joke SCPs that could work as mainlisters, like SCP-334-J or SCP-1417-J.
Ha, this is great.
IT IS ITHEGRETGOD [DATA EXPUNGED]
Brother of [REDACTED], Evil Lord of SCP Plot Holes? :P
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…Oh lord, now I'm reading this as it actually did call itself [DATA EXPUNGED]. The Foundation didn't remove its name at all: this is a totally unexpunged transcript.
"Hey, new guy, what's your name?"
"[DATA EXPUNGED]"
"…Like that robot on Star Trek?"
"Yeah, my parents were big geeks."
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No idea
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