The vocalizations made it better for me. When a corpse talks in an article it's usually: "Doom this! Doom that! Beware the tentacled horror that eats souls and poops demons!" This one just provides us with chitchat.
I can even see the researchers getting frustrated because they're waiting for some grand proclamation of an upcoming end-of-the-world scenario from this thing and all it wants to do is rehash last night's cockfight and drinking binge.
"Goddammit, he's talking about the price of sheep. AGAIN."
"I'm sorry, sir. Still nothing on possible XK-class scenarios."
"Well, keep monitoring that bastard. He's bound to lapse into doomsayer-mode soon."
That idea made me chuckle, so +1.
Edit: Also, the idea that we might have Maximum Security Morgues is horrifying.