Fucking fantastic, my dude.
Okay, I have to be honest: during the description, I was going, "This is dumb, this is dumb, we already have a spooky spacesuit". And then I got to the list of its behaviors and grew intrigued.
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Then I got here, upvoted, and was very glad I stuck it out until then.
So, with that said, I highly suggest reducing the amount of "here's how strong and indestructible this thing is" so you can get to the "here's how fucking nuts this thing is" quicker. Like, mention it, but let the bulk of the ramifications come through in the descriptions of its habits. I think you'll get the point across that way while playing up how goddamned quirky this is.
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