A man that'd expict to thrain lobsters to fly in a year is called a loonytic;
but a man that thinks men can be tur-rned into angels by an iliction is called a rayformer an' remains at large.Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley's Philosophy, 1900
Alright, so this is my 4k entry. I have way too many people to thank for their contributions to this, so I'll name the big ones.
- Bharata - for inspiring my efforts and also being a good chum,
- daveyoufool - for being the national treasure that we don't deserve,
- The boys of the /r/SCPDeclassified discord - for either reviewing or giving critique or whatever,
- The good folks at the SCPRP discord - for much of the same as above,
- ARD and Hippo - for not giving me shit for bailing on them when I said I wanted to do something wonky,
- and anyone else who read this over in chat, recommended something silly, or whatever else.
There are going to be some places in here that people think are too silly, too lolfoundation, or don't appropriately match tone. And that's alright. I promise, everything here turned out exactly as I had intended. I love this thing, and I hope you do too.