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19:48 Reject jekeled
19:48 *** Snowshoe quit (Quit: CGI:IRC (EOF))
19:48 Reject look at me
19:48 Reject now look at roget
19:48 Reject now look at me
19:48 Reject look back at roget
19:48 Reject now back at me
19:48 *** Jekeled was kicked by Reject (im on a horse)
Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!
23:03 Gargus Having sex with watermelons
23:03 Gargus As in, sticking your dick in them.
Also,
23:19 ShockwaveLover tretter: Talk to ProcyonLotor. He thinks he's a raccoon.
23:20 ProcyonLotor churrs, has sex in all of your attics
21:03 Smapti I'm tired and I still use apostrophe's correctly.
21:03 Smapti Wait.
22:39 Zyn slaps thehoboking with a large swordfish into the nearest body of water
22:39 Zyn YOU ARE NOW
22:39 Zyn ONE OF US
22:39 Zyn Welcome to Site 19.
22:39 Sylocat Gooble gobble, gooble gobble
22:40 Gara BLESSED BY SALT AND SCALE!
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22:40 TheHoboKing I already feel at home, improptu baptizing and all.
22:40 Zyn What Gara said.
22:40 GXyon quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
22:40 Zyn TheHoboKing: Excellent. I did give you the swordfish, after all.
22:40 Zyn In the very beginning, we used herrings
22:40 Zyn and mackerel
22:40 Zyn The lucky people would get the bluefin tuna
22:40 Sylocat Did we ever use trout?
22:41 Sylocat Or was that already too cliché?
22:41 Zyn Once, I think. The rainbow variety
22:41 TheHoboKing Can I eat the swordfish?
22:41 Gara What no.
22:41 Zyn I forgot who first introduce the coelacanth
22:41 Zyn *introduced
22:41 Zyn offers a different swordfish to thehoboking
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22:41 Gara And this wasn't impromptu. This is tradition
22:42 Gara For some reason
22:42 Azzleflux I couldn't sleep, so I'm about to post an article. Anyone want to look over it one last time before
22:42 Azzleflux i
22:42 Azzleflux *before I do?
22:42 Gara I wonder when that started up.
22:42 TheHoboKing grabs the swordfish and begins alcohol-based marination.
22:42 Zyn idk man. I need to read /Faust/
22:42 Zyn DUDE HOBOKING YOU SHOULD SET IT ON FIRE
22:42 Zyn AND THEN FILLET IT
22:42 Zyn WHILE IT IS STILL ON FIRE
22:42 Azzleflux My draft has a thing setting itself
22:42 TheHoboKing THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING, DAMMIT
22:42 Azzleflux *on fire
22:42 Zyn …I wonder if that would work…
22:42 TheHoboKing I'M USING FLAMING KNIVES
22:42 Zyn …
22:43 Gara …
22:43 Zyn Dude
22:43 Zyn He understands how we think
22:43 Zyn This is amazing
22:43 Zyn You fit right in lol
22:43 Gara He really does.
22:43 Sylocat Yikes
22:43 Gara Break shit, light it on fire, and yell.
22:43 Tox|Laptop MORE YELLING
22:43 Azzleflux Well, I'm going to go post thing thing
22:43 Tox|Laptop WHY ARE WE NOT YELLING
This was a comment from the most recent Death Battle and the discussion that me and Reject had afterwards.
21:52 Reject: this was one of the comments:
21:52 Reject: Respectable gentlemen responsible for the death battle, I'm here to show my deep disappointment with the work of crap that you showed us, never in my life waited so long for something and received injustice for waiting, I wish you all die of cancer, never in the history of mankind Americans were so assholes like you have now, I really wish that china do with you what she did to pearl harbor,…
21:52 Reject: …you pieces of shit are cursed by the name of satan who will rape your mother while you read this , you are the biggest bastards in the history of the internet, their names will be cursed by the tongues and hearts of fans of this show, show made to sell advertising and make you fat and rich. You will burn in hell if you depend on the hatred caused by this waste, 10 million of atomic…
21:52 Reject: …dicks in the face of Superman and the moon not explode, ok boom shit fuck you and suck my dick Wiz cunt. My name is disappointment.
21:55 tretter: oh… That is odd
21:56 Reject: you read the whole thing?
21:56 tretter: yeah
21:56 Reject: NEVER IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND AMERICANS WERE SO ASSHOLES LIKE YOU HAVE NOW!!!! I REALLY WISH THAT CHINA DO WITH YOU WHAT SHE DID TO PEARL HARBOR!!!
21:56 tretter: I didn't know that china and japan were the same? Did you?
21:57 Reject: of course they're the same silly tretter
21:57 tretter: Oh
21:57 Reject: they're both in africa, makes them the same country
21:58 tretter: I guess my fake PHD that I printed off the internet which says that I am a PHD historian is invalidated?
21:58 Reject: nah, seems authentic
Slate It's the perfect disguise
Slate Like how Alucard is Dracula backwards
Slate No one saw that coming!
TroyL WHAT?!
TroyL FUCK.
TroyL YOU FUCKING RUINED THAT SHIT, SLATE.
Soulless Troy just had his mind blown
TroyL FUCK YOU.
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TroyL FUCK.
TroyL YOU.
Faminepulse wow. velvet ants lays eggs in bees nests
Faminepulse so it can eatem
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Smapti I swear, the Jeopardy test gets harder and harder every year.
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=-= Gargus is now known as Sugrag
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Slate THE TITANIC SINKS AT THE END!
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Sugrag ROSEBUD IS THE SLED
TroyL YOU FUCKING BASTARD.
GXyon Because I am still a 3rd year college student
Tcejer What's goin on, guys?
Yllaeht plugs ears
Faminepulse jesus dies twice
GXyon I have opted to choose all 3 at once
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PaladinFoster F
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PaladinFoster Faminepulse, Jesus dies once
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=-= Smapti is now known as It_Pams
Slate Darth Vader is Luke's father!
Faminepulse jesus dies twice
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Gargus Troy
TroyL GOD DAMNIT!
PaladinFoster Then he ascends to heaven
Gargus Did you know
TroyL YOU BASTARDS.
PaladinFoster different
Gargus Darth Vader
TroyL YOU FUCKING BASTARDS.
Gargus Is Luke's mother?
Faminepulse PaladinFoster: no
Faminepulse he dies twice
It_Pams Snape kills Dumbledore.
Faminepulse I'm spoiling it before it happens
GXyon Troy what happene?
PaladinFoster Uh, no he does not.
GXyon *TroyL
Tcejer Batman was dead the whole time
PaladinFoster Wait, how can you spoil something that's not even in the bible!
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It_Pams He loved Big Brother.
Gargus Hey
Gargus Troy
Gargus Superman is Clark Kent
Tcejer PaladinFoster: Jesus dies.
Faminepulse twice.
Yllaeht hamlet's father was killed by hamlet's uncle
Gargus That's not a spoiler
Gargus It's in the first act
Gargus And on the back of the book
Faminepulse the dragon riders fail in the first book
It_Pams They forgot it. It was Chinatown.
Tcejer Odysseus was trapped on an island for nearly a decade
PaladinFoster Tcejer, yes but Faminepulse was saying he dies twice.
Yllaeht it's a spoiler if you haven;t seen any of it
Gargus The real spoiler is that Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead.
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PaladinFoster Gargus, icwatudidther
Tcejer Moses parts the Red Sea at the climax
Faminepulse Trinculo was gay
Gargus Soylent Green, despite being people
GXyon Adam and Eve are expelled from the garden
Tcejer O5-1 isn't real
It_Pams Bruce Willis was dead the whole time.
Gargus Is very, very economical
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Tcejer Keyzer Soze was Ducard the whole time
Gargus SCP-173 is really Abraham Lincoln
Scantron oh man… haven't been listening to foghat enough recently
PaladinFoster Luke is Leia's brother.
Tcejer Hitler dies
Gargus No
theally places lincoln beard and hat
Gargus Leia is Luke's brother
GXyon Scantron is the actual machine for grading
Tcejer Harry's a wizard
Gargus Get it right
It_Pams Bill gets killed.
Faminepulse Oedipus fucks his mom
Tcejer The cities are actually London and Paris
Kowaiser so much spoiler…
Kowaiser gets the fuck out for a cigarrette
Gargus The guy who you're not supposed to know is the Prince of Persia game in the most recent one
theally spidrman's uncle dies
It_Pams Ben Reilly is the clone after all.
Tcejer Huck Finn has a black friend
Gargus Is, despite what the cover would have you believe
GXyon Galileo\ Dies
Gargus Is the Prince of Persia
Tcejer Don Quixote was crazy the whole time
It_Pams Al-Mualim is a Templar.
PaladinFoster Quaid was in a coma in the Recall clinic the whole time.
Gargus There's a schwarma scene at the end
Faminepulse i am a cynical college professor
GXyon Walt Disney was frozen this whole time
Gargus Oh shit
Gargus Now that is a spoiler
Tcejer The planet was Earth the whole time
Gargus Eli is blind
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GXyon There is no Mars
Tcejer Cain kills Abel
Faminepulse mercury is an egg
PaladinFoster The Earth actually revolves around the sun, instead of the other way around.
Gargus TroyL actually knew all these spoilers
GXyon The sun turns into a Supernova and destroys the whole galaxy
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theally PaladinFoster HERETIC
Gargus And we've all been royally torlled
Tcejer Gold cannot be made through combining elements
Gargus That is the biggest spoiler of all
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GXyon The philosopher's stone is actually a stone
theally slaps Gargus for spoilers
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Tcejer John dies at the end
Scantron .au maclean
Nala Scantron: http://www.scp-wiki.net/former-mtfl-maclean-s-personnel-file MalcolmMacLean (aka Former MTFL MacLean) has written 7 articles and 14 tales with +392 net upvotes (average +18.67) and 142 revisions, including: SCP-152 (+122), SCP-001-J (+95), SCP-215 (+44), plus 4 more.
Gargus And then John was a zombie
GXyon Johny ends up playing the violin
PaladinFoster They call it "The Sorcerer's Stone" in America only because they think Americans are too stupid to know what a philosopher is.
Tcejer Michael becomes the new godfather
Tcejer Tony dies
GXyon Whoever gets that reference get's the rest of my cookie
Gargus Despite the movie telling you that he was not cured at the end
Gargus Alex was, in the book, actually cured
Gargus And went on to live a long, happy life
Kowaiser A skelleton pops out
GXyon HAH
It_Pams DAMMIT KOWAISER
Gargus bans Kowaiser
Tcejer Johnny kills himself and Mark breaks up with Lisa
Faminepulse I was phone.
Tcejer
It_Pams Spoiler game isn't fun anymore.
It_Pams Kowaiser ruined it.
Gargus YOU KNOW WE DON'T ALLOW THAT SORT OF STUFF
Gargus DAMMIT
Gargus SHIT
TheAlly tisks Kowaiser
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GXyon Half of the Site 19 chat members end up getting banned.
Tcejer god damnit kowaiser
TheAlly defenestrates Kowaiser
PaladinFoster Isaac built the Red Marker.
Tcejer it's over, paladin
Kowaiser hides
=-= YOU are now known as Reject
=-= User mode for Reject is now +r
GXyon PaladinFoster cheats on 682
(5:54:37 PM) vezaz: scantron
(5:54:39 PM) vezaz: you around?
(5:55:01 PM) Scantron: i am
(5:55:01 PM) Tuomey: Voct: it was a joooooke
(5:55:23 PM) vezaz left the room (quit: Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
if your reading this your gay
18:26 EchoFourDelta This dude's got the Echo seal of approval.
18:26 +++ Ahmed has taken op from Ahmed
18:26 +++ Ahmed has taken op from Bright
18:26 +++ Ahmed has taken op from Clef
18:26 +++ Ahmed has taken op from Clef_zzzz
18:26 +++ Ahmed has taken op from Dexanote
18:26 +++ Ahmed has taken op from EchoFourDelta
18:26 +++ Ahmed has taken op from Roget|Writing
18:26 +++ Ahmed has taken op from Sorts
18:26 +++ Ahmed has taken op from thedeadlymoose
18:26 +++ Ahmed has taken op from Tox
18:26 +++ Ahmed has taken op from TroyL
18:26 PaulS_laptop I've been blown up
18:26 Jukse I've been hit by a bee
18:26 Reject what
18:26 Sorts well shit
18:26 * EchoFourDelta left #site19
18:26 rumetzen Wat
18:26 Jukse Oh shit.
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18:26 +++ ChanServ has given op to EchoFourDelta
18:26 rumetzen The
18:26 ProcyonLotor oh wow
18:26 rumetzen Fuck
18:26 Reject thaaaat awkward
18:26 Professor_Sunshine lol
18:26 ProcyonLotor this has been around for a month
18:26 Tuomey For fuck's sake Sorts
18:26 Jukse I BLAME THE SLOTH
18:27 Professor_Sunshine This was around for a while actually.
18:27 ProcyonLotor and here we were treating him like some nub
18:27 rumetzen Sorts y
18:27 Reject oh shit
18:27 Tox the fuck
18:27 Jukse Sooorttss
18:27 Jukse Sooooooooooorts
18:27 Sorts Welp
18:27 Jukse Soooooooorts
18:27 Sorts I fucked up!
18:27 * Sorts left #site19
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18:27 +++ ChanServ has given op to Sorts
18:27 Jukse DON'T YOU QUIT SLOT
18:27 Sorts or not
18:27 Tuomey .tell Sorts SOOOOORTS
18:27 Nala Tuomey: I'll pass that along.
18:27 * Tox left #site19
18:27 Sorts EVERYONE REMAIN CALM
18:27 Reject hahahaha
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18:27 +++ ChanServ has given op to Tox
18:27 Sorts THE AUTHORITIES ARE STILL IN CONTROL
18:27 Professor_Sunshine I'm freaking out…
18:27 Tuomey SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTS
18:27 *** Ahmed was kicked by Tox (you fuck right off)
18:27 rumetzen SORTS WHAT DO I DO HALP HALP HALP
18:28 Jukse Sorts: NOW YOU FUCKED UP
18:28 ProcyonLotor what if all the ops left
18:28 Tuomey SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTS
18:28 Professor_Sunshine The world would end.
18:28 Jukse Soooooooorts
Don't drink and handle the control over the entire channel, kids.
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Sorts there finally
Sorts Okay don't do anything rash while I get back to work Ahmed
Jukse I was struck with lightining
Tuomey (╯°□°)- ︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿╤_̅_̅̅() - - - - - - - - ░ ▒▓▓█D Sorts
Jukse KICK EVERYBODY
BlackWing Jukse: Seriously?
rumetzen Wait
rumetzen Who is ahmed?
Professor_Sunshine How about we don't do that.
BlackWing You've been struck by lightning?
Tuomey
ghostchibi Tuomey: I didn't know you had a missile launcher one too
Voct rumetzen - some random guy.
Jukse BlackWing: I sure did.
rumetzen oh lawd
Professor_Sunshine I've been set on fire before.
BlackWing Jukse: Lucky you
Tuomey ghostchibi: I levelled up
Skip to…
BlackWing I've been hit by a car
EchoFourDelta This dude's got the Echo seal of approval.
=-= Mode #site19 -ooooooooooo Ahmed Bright Clef Clef_zzzz Dexanote EchoFourDelta Roget|Writing Sorts thedeadlymoose Tox TroyL by Ahmed
PaulS_laptop I've been blown up
Jukse I've been hit by a bee
Reject what
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Sorts well shit
Jukse Oh shit.
rumetzen Wat
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rumetzen The
ProcyonLotor oh wow
rumetzen Fuck
Reject thaaaat awkward
Professor_Sunshine lol
ProcyonLotor this has been around for a month
Tuomey For fuck's sake Sorts
Jukse I BLAME THE SLOTH
Professor_Sunshine This was around for a while actually.
ProcyonLotor and here we were treating him like some nub
rumetzen Sorts y
Reject oh shit
Tox the fuck
Jukse Sooorttss
Jukse Sooooooooooorts
Sorts Welp
Jukse Soooooooorts
Sorts I fucked up!
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Reject anyways, there were two other families sharing the house with us (family friends I guess), all with younger kids. Youngest were 6, oldest (besides me and my friend) were 11 and 10
13:49 ghostchibi hilariously enough
13:49 Reject so, it was christmas ever dinner, and i'd just met these people. didnt know them at all really yet
13:50 GXyon Welcome Scy~
13:50 Reject we were doing secret santa, and my person to get a gift for ended up being my friend's 10-year-old brother
13:50 GXyon petpets ghostchibi.
13:50 ghostchibi Reject: dawwww
13:50 Reject sadly, he logged on to my friend's facebook and read the chat we had, and found out that i was getting him a gift
13:50 Downs ghostchibi: I registered that for chat with some other guys
13:50 ghostchibi oops
13:50 GXyon fffffff
13:50 Downs hahahaha
13:50 GXyon what'd you do?
13:51 Reject i had been asking him what he wanted, all he really told me was that he would like a soccer ball
13:51 Reject i had a bunch of wii games at home; was a bust, he said his brother hated em
13:51 Downs a soccer ball's alright really
13:51 Reject this was a longass conversation, but that's the gist of what happened. that and planning on playing minecraft or something, maybe homework, i dont remember
13:51 Reject ANYWAYS
13:51 Downs at least he isn't inside being a lazy bitch
13:51 Downs like all of us
13:51 Reject we're sitting at the table, and it's sort of awkward because i dont know these people
13:52 Reject now the kids were talking about what they were gonna get, and of course my friend's brother pipes up that he knows that I'm getting him a gift
13:52 Reject "dude, what are you getting?"
13:52 Reject "I'M GETTING A WII GAME AND A DRAGON DILDO!!!"
13:52 Downs WHAT
13:52 Reject …silence…
13:52 ghostchibi what
13:52 ghostchibi WHAT
13:52 Scyrothe wut
13:52 Reject everyone slowly turns towards me
13:52 ghostchibi where the fuck does the dragon dildo part come from
13:52 rumetzen ahahahahahahaa
13:53 rumetzen Just what a growing boy needs
13:53 Reject one of the fathers (i cant stress enough that i just didnt know this guy) goes "uh, a, a dragon /what?/
13:53 Downs NEW DRAGON DILDOS
13:53 Reject "A dragon dildo!"
13:53 Downs IDEAL FOR AGES 10-12
13:53 Scyrothe can someone please treat me for shock
13:53 TheRaven …
13:53 PaladinFoster Downs….
13:53 Reject see, because when you talk to your teenage friend, you dont think about making a dildo joke
13:53 PaladinFoster no
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13:53 Reject so they just kinda look at me
13:53 ghostchibi oh my god
13:53 Silber Evening
13:53 TheAlly 0_O
13:53 Downs what the fuck though
13:53 GXyon Oh yeah, this story
13:53 Downs I mean seriously
13:53 ghostchibi oh my GOD
13:54 Reject the dad goes "oh yeah, that's a… normal topic of conversation…"
13:54 Reject his wife says "honey, they're teenage boys. of course they're going to talk a bit about something sexual"
13:54 ghostchibi pffffffft
13:54 ghostchibi at least she understands
13:54 Reject this is when the six-year-old pipes up and says "What's sex????"
13:54 rumetzen In the niiiiiiiight I hear em talk the coldest story ever toooooold
13:54 ghostchibi SHIT
13:54 rumetzen PFt
13:54 rumetzen Lightweight
13:54 Downs Reject, you are dead
13:54 Downs they will kill you for the awkwardness
13:54 ghostchibi AWWW SHIT
13:55 Reject literally every single person, including the other six-yaer-old turned towards him and stared (she did it because everyone else was)
13:55 Reject he goes "oh… ok…."
13:55 Reject goes back to eating spaghetti
13:55 rumetzen his knees weak
13:55 rumetzen palms are sweaty
13:55 ghostchibi Reject: lol
13:55 Reject and that's the story of how my christmas eve dinner became unbelievably awkward in a matter of minutes
13:55 Downs Don't say palms sweaty
13:55 GXyon arms spagetti
13:55 Downs He's six years old
13:55 ghostchibi lol
13:55 Voct vomit on his sweater already
13:55 PaladinFoster Fuck.
13:56 Reject then again, this is one strange father i was talking about
13:56 GXyon And that's how Reject got the world record
13:56 PaladinFoster I can't stand people who like the same things I do.
13:56 Downs Why were you there in the first place again?
13:56 Reject earlier, i was playing scrabble with the kiddies
13:56 rumetzen PaladinFoster: ikr
13:56 GXyon Wait, why?
13:56 Snowshoe Hotline Miami officially has the best music.
13:56 Snowshoe http://music.musicofthemoon.com/track/hydrogen
13:56 Voct the six-year-old says "what're they doing?", the eight-year-old says "they're fucking!", and the ten-year-old says "…. badly."
13:56 Reject the 5th grader named Charlie was apparently really good (he was)
13:56 ghostchibi oh my GOD
13:56 Downs What?
13:56 PaladinFoster They're all awful and embarrassing to me because then people associate me with them.
13:56 ghostchibi VOCT NO
13:56 Downs Voooooccccttttt
13:56 Reject on the second move of the game, he got a Scrabble and got like 80 points
13:56 GXyon VOCT WINS
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