SCP-1296 / Discussion

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Djoric 02 Jan 2013 17:47

THIS ARTICLE SHOULD BE A -J.

:<

There. I've already said it for you.

Drewbear 02 Jan 2013 17:50

While amusing, this seems very similar to that one we have with the mail-order pets.

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Djoric 02 Jan 2013 17:52

I did not even know that was a thing, now I do.

Runic 02 Jan 2013 22:12

You can read minds.

CONTAIN HIM.

TroyL 02 Jan 2013 17:52

I will upvote if this is crosstested with SCP-1545.

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thedeadlymoose 06 Jan 2013 05:36

I fucking love you, Troy.

(account deleted) 02 Jan 2013 17:54

"What do you mean it's going to cost more with the galoches?"

Tom Serveaux 02 Jan 2013 17:59

Llook out, Llarry! It's the llandllord!

Anaxagoras 02 Jan 2013 18:06

This is decent, but it feels a bit by-the-numbers. It's an oddly effective service that works in a mysterious way that we'll never figure out so stop asking questions, okay. Neutral for now.

Jaquerel 02 Jan 2013 18:07

My worldview is threatened by Dial-a-llama. It's just so convenient, how can such a thing not be abused for ULTIMATE LLAMA-BASED POWER?

Djoric 02 Jan 2013 18:23

Who's to say that it has not been abused already?

Felgraf 02 Jan 2013 19:06

As long as they don't order any Blood Llamas.

/That movie, it is painful.

wishun 04 Jan 2013 20:31

…
That is a real movie
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and Clive Barker appears as himself
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and it has both acid-spitting and fire-spewing llamas
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and there is more than one man-on-llama "love scene"
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I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

ksaid 18 Jan 2013 04:06

Because you'd rather live in the world of the movie?

Man, this is article is so close to crossing the line. But you can't achieve greatness without taking risks!

Jaquerel 02 Jan 2013 19:39

/gasp
This must be why the Mayans ended their calendar. The got llama'd.

Tom Serveaux 02 Jan 2013 20:03

Llarmageddon.

Jaquerel 03 Jan 2013 16:03

Summer 2014, starring Bruce Willis and Aerosmith.

eric_h 02 Jan 2013 18:26

Dial-A-Wildebeest is going to put these guys out of business soon, because everyone needs a new gnu.

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rumetzen 02 Jan 2013 18:31

So could I order the Dalai Lama with this thing? Could I order multiple Dalai Lamas? The possibilities are endless.

I feel like this is obligatory.

Felgraf 02 Jan 2013 19:05

Hey man, they've got you covered!

After all, who do you think the confused Buddhist monk was?

rumetzen 02 Jan 2013 20:25

After all, who do you think the confused Buddhist monk was?

| He was just a regular Lama. Not enough letters in his name to be the current (or any previous) Dalai Lama.

Trinitite 02 Jan 2013 19:18

Given how the Chinese see him, I suspect that a major aim of the Foundation is to make sure that they never get hold of this phone number…

KingofSharks 02 Jan 2013 18:57

I feel like they could italian job the llama car, but the article is fantastic anyways. Amusing, but not stupid.

Felgraf 02 Jan 2013 19:05

… *facepalms* I did not get the Buddhits Monk joke until I came to comment.

Captain Cain 15 Jul 2013 02:43

Seconded.

Edit: Wait, no. Just. Agreeing. Not a necro; I'm gonna go post a good comment to undo my necro-damage.

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