It's not as implausible as we might've been led to believe…
My first contribution to the Omega-K Scenario's basket of works.
Great thanks to my teammates for helping me sculpt this and enduring my inability to code. Additional thanks to Petrograd who pointed out the need for sentence tightening and got us looking at the concept again from a different angle.
And finally, thanks to YOU, yes YOU, the reader, for checking out how to get a new body!
Pie chart is home-grown and all organic. People graphics are made with PictoChart(legally mandated watermakrs). Brain is from https://www.flickr.com/photos/brainblogger/3137589099