My third attempt at writing an SCP. I hope it's enjoyed.
Seems like it's doing well. Orange you glad you wrote this?
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Fruit puns? Are you kidding? You should be berry sorry.
I'll admit, I didn't have grape expectations at first, but it grew on me.
You're all gonna get banana'd if you keep this up.
Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!
Man, all of you are just pineapple
I couldn't think of any more good fruit puns ;n;
Good one melon head
I carrot believe you said that
A carrot is a vegetable! Sorry, but little mistakes like that make me go bananas.
Martin Luther King, Junior
Not sure if a comma goes there. Someone check it please.
Otherwise, well done. +1
pretty good, I've always liked the sentient SPC's best but it is easy to make them too, whats the word im looking for… human? anyway my musings aside, good job.
Bear Fact: That artist is actually how I was introduced to the Foundation in the first place. Another one of her pieces is used in the Holographic Flipflops, and she linked to it.
Giving bearhugs to the unsuspecting since 1872.
I can't take this seriously as a main-list. Also I'm not sure if that's how DID exactly works, but I'd have to do further research on it. It seems just tacked on for humor and I don't understand the joke. Maybe because I just woke up and am still tired. Regardless, I'm not amused and that's what I think this SCP was trying to do, so downvote. It just don't work for me.
Living the dream, or dreaming the life?
Not exactly feeling this one. It's not really bad, but it feels a bit forced. I usually don't like people saying every mainlister with humor should have been a -J, since it's usually unwarranted, but this time I'm wondering if this might not have worked better as one.
They should introduce him to the communist spiders.