To those who inspired this.
TroyL, I love you.
There's been three authors. We just need two more tales. :)
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I have one in the makings that should be ready to post by tonight or tomorrow night.
I choose to believe that the occurrence of the Doomsday Contest at the same time is not a coincidence, and that this canon is dealing with an end-of-the-world scenario where everyone has their dicks stuck in a bottle. Even those without dicks especially those without dicks
The SCP wiki has peaked. Pack your bags everyone. We just need to accept that we will never be able to out do the idea of a "dick stuck in a bottle". It's been nice writing with you all.
We have not spoken in years, you and I, Troy my friend.
But today, I was reminded of our old friendship, and I felt a warm rush of nostalgia come over me.
Either that or pee.
But probably nostalgia.
This is way more of a nitpick than anything but why is this tagged with Draven when he's not in this (or did I miss him)? And why is Gears tag absent?
But anyway, I love this and the previous tales that lead up to this and I can't wait for bottedick canon. +1
draven kondraki was in the audience in that auditorium and had to see his father's bottle-bound penis blown up 25 feet tall on a beige powerpoint slide and his task force buddies all looked over at him like 'isn't that your aging alcoholic father?' and the shame was so great the tag miraculously formed on this page
So, I just read third date. It was brilliant. Then I read this. It was astounding. I wasn't here when the wiki was new, but I'm starting to see the appeal that made people want to stay — talented authors are building a storyline out of someone getting a bottle stuck on their dick. This, combined with the Tumblr rants, has made my day.
Who would've thought a tale about someone getting their dick in a bottle would bring back one of the best authors of the site?
I mean, you're talking about Troy, so the odds were around 100%.