Dear sober Sal:
I hope i haven't posted this against your better judgement. I think this SCP was ripe for posting, and after some revision in the chat I have determined it is ready.
- Drunk Sal
PS I have already broken your trust by posting this as the SCP title as opposed to "SCP-1763". I have since rectified this, but do not let me do this again.
PPS I have also forgotten to give image credit to Wilt, who inspired this thing by giving me said image. Once again, I urge you to prevent me from doing this again.