I was reading SCP-1016-D's termination log at the school library yesterday when my friend leaned over my shoulder and started reading. After a good 5 minutes he pointed to the psychological evaluation of dr Gears following the termination and asked "is that guy a vulcan or something?". this got me thinking about dr Gears, which in turn got me thinking about what a bad plot twist that would be. So, I pose this question to you: what would the worst possible plot twist in the SCP foundation you can think of be?
"Its really Obama"
no, "its really Sarah Palin" alaska!
There are a few I have in mind.
First, SCP-055 is actually not an antimeme, it's a meme. The number 55 does not exist, and it tricks people into thinking it does. Therefore, there is no SCP-055, because the number 55 does not exist, and there is no object that corresponds to the designation 055.
SCP-999 is not the child of SCP-231-7. SCP-999 is The Scarlet King in disguise, and he is simply biding his time until the Foundation trusts him enough, at which point he will morph into his true form and destroy the known universe, mercifully granting an end to almost everything. As for the only things remaining, well, Nobody's left alive, and then SCP-055 doesn't exist, so everything's gone.
SCiP.net is actually the SCP-001 proposal for the Sheaf of Papers (Stuff Created in Papers.net), and as such, everything written into SCiP.net has been, is, and will continue to be true. This property contains no exceptions so far as the Foundation can tell, and it is currently unknown if the anomaly's properties extend to the forums, sister sites, printed documents, or other Foundation documents and communications.
The SCP Foundation is wrong about The Scarlet King. The Scarlet King actually cares about humanity, and would do anything to protect it. The Scarlet King, working with another entity who may or may not be variations of Ra, Zeus, Odin, or the Abrahamic God, created humanity, and then the other entity started to treat humans like experiment subjects, creating most of the anomalies to date, which also extended to wanton torture, abuse, and murder. The two fought, with The Scarlet King breaking into two beings, Mekhane and Yaldabaoth, and Mekhane shattered completely trying to contain Yaldabaoth's violent nature, while the other entity was free to do as they wished with the sentient species of the universe. The Scarlet King has tried to prevent this, but all of their actions to protect humanity, from The Gate Guardian to The Deluge, have been attributed to the other god, while the destruction and torture of humanity has been attributed to The Scarlet King. If the Foundation doesn't do anything to assist The Scarlet King and kill the other god, then everything will end abruptly.
The entire SCP Foundation is actually the Alpha Legion, and they're all Alpharius. The Clefate berserkers charge into battle crying "Chowder for the Chowder God! Spuds for the Spud Throne!", while the RuBright Marines march slowly into battle, their sorcerers casting magic amulets into their foes' ranks, the Plague Marines of Strelnikov advance slowly, cursing the Chechen Marines, and the Geareshii Noise Marines do all the drugs and listen to all the musics.
The butt ghost was really just the coccyx ghost.
No James, you are the butt ghosts.
And then James was an O5
Everybody is dead and the Foundation is purgatory.
We have to push the button of indeterminate function every 173 hours or else bad things happen
Everyone is a robot.
EDIT: Or, [REDACTED].
The O5's could go home whenever they wanted. All they had to do was click their heels together three times, close their eyes, and say "There's no place like [DATA EXPUNGED], there's no place like [DATA EXPUNGED], there's no place like [DATA EXPUNGED]."
682 was accualy dolan the entire tiem
Entire Foundation is Bright.
if your reading this your gay
Malkovich malkovich malkovich? Bright bright bright?
I read that one. The twist would be that it's just the Foundation, and if I could amend it so that they were Bright the whole time that'd be just peachy.
if your reading this your gay
Isn't that unfinished business 2?
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I wouldn't know — I haven't read it.
But it would be a stupid plot twist if it was.
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if your reading this your gay