It speaks in a mostly excited tone and would often offer to give personnel a ride on it.
Should be: It speaks in an excited tone and will often offer to give personnel a ride on it. ('Would' indicates it no longer offers rides.)
Why did you blank out the speed it goes at? Its redaction doesn't add to the page. =(
Regardless of speed, it would sometimes leave a trail of flames and/or play the song "Speed Demon" by Micheal Jackson on the radio speaker
Regardless of speed, it will sometimes leave a trail of flames and play the songs "Speed Demon" by Micheal Jackson and "Bat Out of Hell" by Meat Loaf on the radio speaker.
(Minor idea, but instead of just Speed Demon, how about it also plays Meat Loaf's 'Bat outta Hell song? Other than that, change would to will and remove the and/or and just have it play music while leaving a flaming contrail. Could also feature music without lyrics like the Back to the Future theme? XD)
During the ride, SCP-3938 would ask if for any specific locations the rider may wish to visit. When a location is given, SCP-3938 would take the subject to specified location via flight or land.
During the ride, SCP-3938 will ask the rider if they have a specific location that they may wish to visit. When a location is given, SCP-3938 will take the subject to specified location via flight or land.
It is unable to perform said function and no longer is supposed to have any memory of it.
It is unable to perform said function and is not supposed to have any memory of it.
Our packaging department forgot to also change the box. Also, we forgot to remove the song. On top of that, it has some residue left from the mechanisms which ran the time travel feature.
Due to a clerical error in our packaging department. The product was shipped out with the old packaging. On top of that, it has some residue left from the mechanisms which ran the time travel feature. (I feel the mention of the song breaks the flow of the sentence, so removed it. Plus it's funnier to think that Wondertainment secured the rights to use Speed Demon on the bike.)
For your safety, please be cautious of severe damage to it or else it will explode.
For your safety, please ensure that no harm comes to this product. If it suffers irreparable damage it will explode.
Soon, we will send our recall agent after he is repaired for he blew up along with another Take-You-Anywhere Machine as he was retrieving it.
We will send our recall agent to retrieve and repair the defective product. As soon as we've put him back together, after the last Take-You-Anywhere Machine he recovered exploded during transit.
Yeah, be safe and don't act scared around the bicycle. It is best to not hurt its feelings.
So please be careful and keep the bicycle calm and happy. It's best not to hurt its feelings.
