The SCP is an old comic book from the 60's. It is a classic superhero story with no anomalies, except for one special ad. The ad is a formerly unknown Hostess ad that depict a classic hero fighting an unknown villain, and defeating him with fruit pies. If the reader happens to have any hostess cakes nearby there is a chance that the villain will disappear from the comic and materialize in the readers room. The villain will act and talk like a stereotypical comic book villain and will try to steal whatever cakes and pies the reader has. If the reader gives him some cake or manage to knock the villain unconscious he will retreat back into the comic and stay there until next time he gets the opportunity to return. If the villain does not manage to steal any cakes he will be more and more aggressive and threatening until he succeed. The last part of the SCP will describe an incident where the Class D ate the pie himself which made the villain use his surprisingly dark powers to kill the D and then break containment. The last paragraph will explain that the villain is still uncontained and advice people hunting for him to arm themselves with cakes.
All identifiable names like the Hostess company and the name of the classic hero will be redacted, though i think the readers will get the idea anyway.
What do you think, could something be made from this or should i up the gore a bit to make it more frightening?