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(9:11:27 PM) Rhett: hmm. predatory beard has not been done as an SCP yet, has it?
(9:12:30 PM) Rhett: there's that big mottled hair thing that consumes other people's hair but that's not quite the same
(9:13:50 PM) Silber: We also haven't done a demonic hairpiece
(9:15:16 PM) Silber: Well, we haven't done a demonic hairpiece *yet*, but if I ever run out of ideas…
(9:15:27 PM) Silber: you'll have Hell Toupee.
if your reading this your gay
I swear that exact pun was used on one of the Halloween episodes of The Simpsons.
It was. It's also been used in Goosebumps, if I recall correctly. :-P
Giving bearhugs to the unsuspecting since 1872.
Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!
19:50 )Voct http://theworstthingsforsale.com/post/31023971272/apparently-flushing-20-golf-balls-is-the-crowning
19:50 Jekeled lol 31
19:50 Jekeled How does this keep happening
19:50 Zanzibaarus Zyn
19:50 Voct a toilet so powerful it can flush twenty golf balls at once
19:50 Voct MAKE THAT INTO AN SCP
19:50 TheAlly …
19:50 Zyn Zanzi: Yep?
19:51 Djoric You will choke the Butt Ghost
19:51 *** DarkSpartan joined #site19
19:51 Djoric On all of those golf balls
19:51 Zanzibaarus The entire Internet turns into Bees. What do?
19:51 Jekeled ^^^
19:51 Jekeled WE CAN'T CHOKE THE BUTT GHOST
19:51 Voct no, make that into a *real* SCP
19:51 Djoric Thing of the Butt Ghost
19:51 Voct mainlist, not J
19:51 Djoric *Think, even
* EchoFourDelta is now known as Bill_Nye
23:13 Bill_Nye Consider the following
23:13 Magnus Haecceity: no, end of the world class scneario's are denoted XK, HK, XA, etc
23:13 Magnus scenarios*
23:13 Vehemency THE SCIENCE GUY
23:13 Bill_Nye A zombie existing would be met with three massive obstacles
23:13 Bill_Nye NAMELY
23:13 Magnus BILL BILL BILL BILL BILLBILL BILL BILL BILL BILLBILL BILL BILL BILL BILLBILL BILL BILL BILL BILLBILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
23:13 Bill_Nye 1: The chief food source
23:13 Magnus had to do it.
23:13 Bill_Nye 2: Means of reproduction
23:13 Bill_Nye 3: Top predator
23:13 Drewbear I'm still waiting for Bill Nye to snap and just /go off/ on the anti-science windbags out there
23:13 Bill_Nye All of these are the same thing
23:13 FireWoven Echo. Mad respect. Mad. Respect.
23:14 Magnus Drewbear: I wouldn't put it past him.
23:14 Haecceity Magnus: SCP-861 mentions "XK-400a" and "XK-429"
23:14 Magnus Haecceity: There's plenty of other SCPs that talk about other end of the world scenarios
23:14 Bill_Nye And are all capable of killing from over a mile away, flying in the air
23:14 HugoLuman I'm not saying it would become a part of the ecosystem. Things that evolve do, after all, go extinct
23:14 Bill_Nye And hiding behind 70 tons of armior
23:14 Magnus One is HK and another is XA. I know those two off the top of my head.
23:14 Jekeled Bill_Nye: are you here to deliver helpings of science to the idiots in the world?
23:14 Magnus I myself used an XC in my 001 proposal (which i think got deleted)
23:14 Maddy I tink XK mean pretty much full destruction of everything ever
23:14 Haecceity Alright. So XK does mean end of world scenario then. Cool.
23:14 * LTc quit (Broken pipe)
23:14 Haecceity Just making sure I understood that
23:15 Magnus Change of the world dynamics I think is the definition
23:15 Bill_Nye It'd be like you having to fight a tiger and kill it with your bare hands every time you stepped outside, wanted a sandwich, or tried to have sex
15:11 Killane my tea is gone
15:11 Dr_Gara I don't know why that happened.
15:11 Voct Killane - and it was delicious.
15:11 Sorts killane I threw it on the ground
15:12 Veerdin makes more tea for Killane
15:12 Voct and I caught it in mid-air and drank it.
15:12 Sorts Welcome to the REAL WORLD
15:12 Killane HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND
15:12 Dr_Gara What happens to it Killaine?
15:12 Silber Sometimes people blow up at people.
15:12 Sorts I'm an ADULT
Having a pick-up/diss line competition, when TheAlly breaks out with this gem:
[23:46] <TheAlly> yo momma so dumb an' useless she makes wikidot look good
Automatic victory.
In the midst of an exchange of bad jokes for kids:
<Drewbear> what's black, has four legs and will kill you if it lands on you out of a tree?
<Kens_Working> A bear?
<Rights> A piano?
<Drewbear> a piano
<Doctopus> A MUGGER
—>| madfigs (~moc.gnirpsdnim.zib.580B3FE1-CRInys|sgifdam#moc.gnirpsdnim.zib.580B3FE1-CRInys|sgifdam) has joined #site19
<Doctopus> racist
<Rights> BOOM
<Drewbear> highfives Rights
<Rights> NAILED IT.
Giving bearhugs to the unsuspecting since 1872.
09:36 Drewbear: …people do strange things with watermelon
09:37 Drewbear: like that urban legend (I hope) about guys cutting holes in watermelons or pumpkins or whatever and fucking them
09:38 Rights: It had happened, rarely, and those people quickly learn it's a terrible idea.
09:38 Gargus: It's like American Pie
09:38 Rights: A terrible terrible idea that will cause damage to your dick.
09:38 Gargus: Except somehow stupider
09:38 Rights: American Pie would actually be way easier and less likely to destroy your dick.
09:39 DreadLindwyrm: Drewbear: you mean the microwaved melon?
09:39 Rights: The problem is that the penis continues swelling during copulation, and since pumpkins and watermelons dont' stretch…you suddenly wind up with a slightly too-tight hole.
09:39 Rights: With solid edges
09:39 Rights: That is filled with /slightly acidic fruit/vegetable juices/
09:39 Kens_Working: Penis in a watermelon. Talk about a fruity fucker.
09:39 Drewbear: ugh ugh ugh
09:39 DreadLindwyrm: And in addition, if they've warmed it up, you've got hot sugar syrup in there…
09:39 Rights: Yep
09:39 Gargus: This is knowledge that I probably could have gone without knowing
09:39 Gargus: But I'm in college and know a lot of idiots
09:39 Rights: too late now you know
09:40 Gargus: So it will probably prove useful sometime in the future
09:40 Rights: SPREAD THE WORD
09:41 Kens_Working …
09:41 Drewbear: and then there's the issue of seeds getting into the urethra…
09:41 Kens_Working: Why are we talking about this.
09:41 Gargus: OK I THINK WE'VE TAKEN IT FAR ENOUGH.JPG
09:42 Rights: And then a watermelon grows in your dick
09:42 madfigs: or it's impregnated with a human-melon hybrid
09:43 madfigs: (new SCP idea)
20:40 Tuomey Then he grabs Kenneth's ass and says "It's not gay if you're wearing combat boots"
20:40 ScanAFK It's not gay if one of you pretends to be a girl, too.
20:45 Voct the little girl decides that if her pet (male) pig is made to wear girl clothes, it will become gay
20:45 Voct she then assures the pig that there is nothing wrong with being gay
[01:42] <Silber> I kinda suck at nothing, and don't enjoy it
Now see I just got this brain to where I like it and you have to go and break it.
if your reading this your gay
11:33 Killane he gave Black Widow some powered armor when they were banging
11:33 BlackWing He gave Pepper Potts an Iron Woman armor
11:34 Clef he gave spider-man…
11:34 Clef …
11:34 Clef … oh.
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