I want to get off Mr Bones Wild Ride.
Wow! A short story about a really scary SCP!
*Points gun at head* I'm going to shoot myself now. I can't take the added creep.
I'm guessing this is the person they found dead at the bottom of the ride. Good job.
If that was the twist, i'd have upvoted.
EDIT: on careful rereading of the SCP in question , I don't see any trace of a testing dummy mentioned. Must have been thinking of something else - that said, an unsatisfactorily safe ride being tested where a test dummy gains sentience shortly before his destruction would still be a nice tale topic.
You know, this is essentially "And then I died" posted as a tale.
It's not Roget's fault the project was discontinued.
I thought it was that one and then I ohgodohmanohgodohman
I open your mouth
Context or content of typo unknown. Is that intentional? It didn't seem to fit the rest of the piece.
It's a typo that creeped people out, so I left it in.
Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!