Well this took longer to write than it should've.
Thanks to MaliceAforethought,
Tufto,
Modern_Erasmus,
taylor_itkin,
TheBillith,
Weryllium,
DarkStuff,
Captain Kirby,
TheGreatSea for crit!
Special thanks to DrBleep, who brainwashed me realized that this theory about Kerr-Newman black holes could fit perfectly into the Orcadia canon and inspired me to write for it, Wikipedia for being a useful but jargon-heavy educational resource (the terminology haunts me to this day), and PBS Space Time for being a cool channel with some useful videos on black holes (such as this one).
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