So yeah, this would be my first legitimate SCP. Thanks for the inspiration to whomever was talking about angry chairs digging graves in the old 1151 comments, and Roget for daring me to actually do this…
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That was me. Excellent rewrite. The chairs being apologetic was a nice touch.
Thank you for the inspiration! And thanks again, I definitely wanted that to be a sticking point.
I can't believe you actually went through with it, and I'm glad you did.
best dare ever.
Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!
Heh, well I'm never one to turn down a dare!
Wait no don't take my word on that.
EDIT: And hey, +50. Not much of a milestone by other standards but I barely expected more then +10, so yay!
God dammit this is beautiful. I'm also envisioning them having the various core/turret/etc. voices from Portal and that's just making it cuter/better/worse all at once.
Oh god…I hadn't even thought of that. Thats amazing and horrifying at the same time
(account deleted)This is great. It's just so out there, but it follows through on its premise and made me laugh and feel squicked out. Upvoted for sure.
Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!
Glad you like it! I mean if you hadn't dared me I probably wouldn't have even done it. And that's a bit of what I was going for, heh, something completely off the wall but also creepy.
The imagery here is delightfully ludicrous, but something about the chairs killing subjects over their posture is really off-putting to me. No vote.
Also, that second paragraph in the description is really awkward; perhaps move the definition of "chair" into a footnote?
Well it's a shame that's off-putting…at least they kill you for a reason, not just to kill you, eh?
And that's a pretty good idea, I'll get on that.
If a chair is going to be motivated to kill you, it's either going to be because you are sitting in it all slouchy, or because you won't stop farting into the seat.
The slouchy bit is a better option.
Unless there's a clinic for bowel disorders nearby.
+1 for the creative genius this entry exemplifies.
instances of SCP-1196-1 will often display remorse for these actions
.. but not always?
"You had it coming."
Oh, that's good…although another collapsable might crowd things up a bit…
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