This article is a collaboration between myself and Drewbear, sparked by a digression in an SCP-087 game discussion thread. Comments welcome, as always.
This lacks a voting module
edit:nevermind
■SCP-1400-5: a male Latino with large breast implants, wearing the helmet of an Apollo Block I A1C space suit
I'm not sure how I feel about the concept in general, but I feel that the last addendum (and particularly this line) inject unneeded humor into what I think is supposed to an unsettling tone. No vote for the moment.
Eh, I kinda liked it, for some reason the thought is a tad bit unsettling for some reason.
If it was made by anyone else I would have… said something, but… Put it this way, I don't feel like I can criticise- meddle not in the affairs of dragons and all that. Especially if you're a tasty little noob.
(But I will say this- it didn't appear to have a rating module when I looked at it… EDIT: Now it has!)
Your history with the site, or lack thereof, has no bearing on your worthiness to offer critique. If you think this needs work, speak up! Drewbear and I reserve the right to accept it or not according to its quality, as an author always does, but I won't brush you off just because you're a newbie.
We all started as newbies. What's your criticism?
Giving bearhugs to the unsuspecting since 1872.
I just find… baffling. I've read it about three times, yet every time all I do is crease my brow and go 'eh?'.
It's just a guy who stares at another guy and these other guys want to look at his face. I just… don't find it scary or squicky, just kinda… odd. It's Something That Is There TM. (Also, I the fact that keep imagining the guy from V For Vendetta and a naked Pyro stalking people can't help.)
Maybe it's not the article, maybe it's just me being strange. I dunno.
No, that's fair enough. I'm inclined to chalk it up to de gustibus non disputandum, but you're quite entitled to feel that way.
This is weird.
Weird but good.
Upvoted.
Also, have you considered using the picture I will now post?
http://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/files-q441-7b-a818-86/Broken%20God%20Beast.jpg
We considered it, but it's too ornate. I imagine this thing as wearing a mask that's unmodified except for the opaque lenses. Thanks, though!
I actually have my old m50 gas mask from the military still. I could try and take a picture with it, put a flat background, and offer it up for editing. I could put something on it temporarily to blackout the lenses.
Send me a message if interested, I'm about to pass out for the night.
Oh, and since I look white, even tho I'm mixed. I'm totally okay with doing a chest up picture. Just to give the impression that I'm nude.
(please don't take it the wrong way, that i'm offering to send nudes. I just would like a picture to make it weirder, and am a packrat that keeps almost everything)
Uhhh… too much "Wut?" for me. No vote, but it's well written.
What the fuck?
if your reading this your gay