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Trolling on IRC

Voct 31 May 2012 02:08

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<Shuyo> shush for a sec
<Escorder> Who's here Reixis?
<Glyphstone> Jekeled: Identical idea, or just similar? If I can avoid whatever mistakes you made, that'd be a plus.
<ShaRose> The Dude
<Shuyo> there's a guy coming here who thinks the SCP Foundation is real, we have to act all professional-like
<Reixis> The guy I was telling you about, who claims the SCP is real and his father worked for it.
<Soulless> Glyphstone: this sounds interesting
<Jekeled> Glyphstone: You added a few more things, but basic idea.
<Soulless> so yeah Glyphstone, it's related only in the fact it's a house
<Soulless> <:U
<ShaRose> I can't wait.
<Jekeled> Glyphstone: I was told it "wasn't interesting enough" and "just a thing that did something too well"
<Jekeled> Glyphstone: If that helps :P
<ShaRose> Reixis is he coming here or another channel?
<Glyphstone> Hrm. So I need to make the anomality more overt then.
<Soulless> Glyphstone: I think the addendum separates it from 1771
<Reixis> he needs to register the nick, hang on
<Soulless> Glyphstone: what do you think
<Soulless> Reixis: herewego.jpg
<ShaRose> Reixis is it here or another channel
<Glyphstone> yeah, the addendum goes a long way to separating them
<Escorder> Ahaha
<Bellstrom> disgonbgud.gif
<Glyphstone> oh, oh, the due is here
<Soulless> Glyphstone: do you like it otherwise
<YewchungAFK> why are we all laughing?
<YewchungAFK> should I laugh too?
<Escorder> Quick, start an official sounding conversation
<ShaRose> YewchungAFK sssh
<Shuyo> YewchungAFK: just stay quiet.
<Soulless> no
<Bellstrom> So how about that sun-launcher?
<Soulless> let's be official
<BBritain> Solan
<Waxx> Reixis
<Waxx> if you want
<Shuyo> I'll talk about task forces or something.

• Glyphstone is now known as DrStone

<Solan> Yups?
<Waxx> i can put a really complicated password on the room
<Waxx> and give it to you
<Soulless> lol
<Vehemency> http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxtgaukcxZ1r9axp7o1_500.jpg
<Reixis> Waxx: Absolutely.
<BBritain> Do you think the SCPKND would place Mac's city as an SCP?

• Escorder is now known as AgentEscorder

<Waxx> room key will be

• Tox sets mode: +k chechens

<Reixis> We should have people pretending to be O5's
<Bellstrom> veh, is that a baby tapir?
<Soulless> Vehemency: adorabs
<Waxx> saHredf43d@1

• Tox sets mode: -k chechens
• DaraGatsby is now known as AgentGatsby
• Waxx sets mode: +k saHredf43d@1

<Tox> :>

• Tox sets mode: -k chechens
• DaraGatsby is now known as AgentGatsby
• Waxx sets mode: +k saHredf43d@1

<Tox> :>
<Vehemency> Tox! 8

• Shuyo is now known as AgentElahi

<Vehemency> *8D
<murphy_slaw> giant anteater
<murphy_slaw>

• Bellstrom is now known as DrBellstrom

<Nusquam> Oh my fucking God.
<ShaRose> Reixis O5s wouldn't have contact with possible hires.
<Vehemency> murphy_slaw, you have a delicious babby

• AgentEscorder is now known as AgentEscor
• Tox sets mode: -k saHredf43d@1
• Waxx sets mode: +k saHredf43d@1

<Nusquam> Tell me you're pulling my leg here.
<AgentElahi> It'd be so cool if that was my actual last name. But it isn't.

• Waxx points at tox

<Tox> Waxx: :<
<BBritain> being a 'localized area where people gain limited reality warping abilities that typically manifest as SCPKND-XXX-02, colloquially known as 'Imaginary Friends'
<Waxx> listen here boy

• YewchungAFK is now known as DrChung

<Xiao> Who got K-lined?
<Soulless> Nusquam: nope.
<Waxx> we get to do this about once a year
<AgentEscor> This is better, I think
<murphy_slaw> Nusquam: what?
<AgentElahi> Nusquam: No, but we're going to be pulling the leg of some poor sap who thinks the SCP Foundation is real.
<Tox> Waxx: Get to do what, why?
<Nusquam> "The guy I was telling you about, who claims the SCP is real and his father worked for it."
<AgentElahi> Ayep.
<Waxx> some guy is coming in who thinks the foundation is real
<Solan> I don't know what Mac's City is.
<murphy_slaw> oh that
<Soulless> Nusquam: we only wish we were pulling your leg
<Tox> Waxx: ahahaa
<DrBellstrom> will we know who it is when we see him?
<Tox> well
<AgentElahi> Most likely.
<BBritain> @ Solan : Foster's
<Reixis> Alright, he's registered
<Tox> let's troll the fuck out of him
<Waxx> i thought it'd be a little more convincing if the room were passworded
<DrStone> Soulless: I dunno. The bit about subjects always suiciding feels a little too 'thing what kills you/makes you crazy'. If they died from overwork/exhaustion instead as they focused on upkeeping the house instead of taking care of themselves, it could imply the house is predatory in some way
<Solan> Oh.
<Reixis> EVERYBODY BE COOL
<BBritain> from Foster's
<Nusquam> The "and his father worked for it." is the bit that gets my attention.
<AgentEscor> BE COOL GUYS

• Waxx is now known as Agent_Strelnikov

<Xiao> Who's getting trolled?
<Nusquam> Good thinking, Waxx.
<Agent_Strelnikov> rules on roleplaying are lifted

• BBritain is now known as DrBritain

<DrStone> In Character Gaiz.

• Xiao is now known as EngO_Xiao

<Tox> oh lord here we go
<Agent_Strelnikov> no /me though
<DrBritain> wait no
<Soulless> DrStone: it doesn't make you crazy nor does it kill you

• Nusquam is now known as Dr_Smascher
• Soulless is now known as DrS

<Solan> Nah, that's an entire universe where stuff like that happens.

• Tox is now known as Agent

<DrBritain> Would Agents even be in the IRC?

• Agent is now known as AgentClay

<Voct> sure

• ShaRose is now known as DrShaRose

<AgentGatsby> But SCP-096 was only a Euclid class subject. Why was the decision made to terminate it?
<DrStone> sssh

• Solan is now known as ResearcherSolan

<AgentClay> places errybody'
<DrBritain> Shouldn't they be on the field and the IRC filled with doctors and shit?

• Voct is now known as ResearcherVoct
• Jekeled is now known as Lord_Smithington

<DrBellstrom> Can I borrow a cup of D-Class?

• Reixis is now known as DrReixis
• Lord_Smithington is now known as Jekeled

<Mr_Wilt> Oh neat.

• Mr_Wilt is now known as Doctor_Wilt
• DrBellstrom is now known as AgentBellstrom

<Dr_Smascher> We use metric fuckstick.
<AgentBellstrom> test
<Dr_Smascher> You may have a liter of Class D.
<AgentEscor> Right guys
<DrS> So when's this guy coming in
<DrBritain> When I see Wilt I imagine red basketball playing creature.

• Sequence is now known as DrQuence

<AgentEscor> SOON
<DrBritain> Solan

• Cross is now known as Agent
• WalterG (~ten.tsacmoc.dm.1dsh.4F536CC3-CRInys|utsaoT#ten.tsacmoc.dm.1dsh.4F536CC3-CRInys|utsaoT) has joined #site19

<AgentBellstrom> odd, my nick isn't changing.
<ResearcherSolan> Yups?
<WalterG> Hello.
<AgentElahi> I still think removing me from active duty wasn't justified. People get shot in the stomach all the time.

• Agent is now known as Agent_Cross

<DrS> Is that him?
<Dr_Smascher> Howdy.
<ResearcherVoct> ah, hello, WalterG ?
<AgentClay> Welcome, WalterG
<DrReixis> Hello, WalterG.
<DrStone> Ah, the subject has arrived.
<EngO_Xiao> Good evening, WalterG.

• Agent_Cross is now known as AgentCross

<DrBritain> Wasn't Grim and Foster's in the same universe as KND anyway?
<DrQuence> Mwahaha.
<ResearcherVoct> WalterG, we've been told to expect you. …
<ResearcherVoct> … or someone *like* you , anyway
<AgentEscor> Evening, WalterG
<AgentClay> Elahi, you /deliberately/ shot him.
<DrQuence> It's a pleasure to see you, WalterG.
<Agent_Strelnikov> i have not receive assigned rations yet
<DrShaRose> Begin recording please.
<WalterG> Yes, I'm sure you have. Evening, all.
<ResearcherVoct> We don't know if you're the one we're waiting for, to be honest
<Agent_Strelnikov> i will not stop untib this is fixed
<Agent_Strelnikov> until, fuck typewriter

• EngO_Xiao starts the recording.
• murphy_slaw is now known as ResearcherSlaw

<Vehemency> Was Lucavex banned?
<Dr_Smascher> Did you file the necessary requisition forms?
<AgentEscor> Strelinkov, it's not a typewriter
<ResearcherVoct> WalterG - so how did you come to learn of the Foundation's existence?
<Agent_Strelnikov> i refuse to file form for something as simple as rations
<DrChung> Has Task force XI-8 arrived back yet?
<DrQuence> Strelnikov, hush
<AgentClay> Damn it, Dmitri.
<AgentElahi> Clay - Look, it isn't my fault that he had facial hair just like 973's. And it ALSO isn't my fault that someone decided to stick him undercover as a police officer.
<Dr_Smascher> The accountants can be really, really anal about it.
<WalterG> No, I can assure you I'm the one you were waiting for. @ ResearcherVoct: My father used to work for your orgsnization.
<DrQuence> We are interrogating
<DrS> DrChung: Still MIA I'm afraid.
<EngO_Xiao> Agent_Strelnikov, you still owe me two forms.

• Vehemency is now known as DoctorSene

<DrChung> Ah
<EngO_Xiao> I'm not assigning any robot support to Red Dawn until you do so.
<DoctorSene> Neehhahaha
<AgentClay> You know how your bosses are about proper procedure.
<DrS> WalterG: Who's your dad.
<Dr_Smascher> They like to think they have more authority than they actually do and it's just best to go along with it.
<DrReixis> Dr_Smascher: I completed those files you need. I'm emailing them now.
<DrStone> Forget XI-8, has anyone seen my requisition forms for SCP-500?
<Agent_Strelnikov> this is ridicule
<AgentClay> Fuckin' accountants, Adam.
<DrQuence> DrReixis: Can you send me a copy I need it for reasons
<ResearcherVoct> AgentElahi - I still think 973 will be fooled if we just can just get the proper parameters for the impersonation
<WalterG> My father was Dr. Tom G. I'm sure you know who he is.
<Doctor_Wilt> Hey, Agent Clay.
<Dr_Smascher> Glad to hear it. And it is ridiculous, Strelnikov.
<AgentClay> Voct, c'mon. Do you really think that'll work?
<DrQuence> Oh he's the one that did the stupid thing with 475?
<AgentElahi> Voct, I'd rather keep my distance from Smokey.
<ResearcherVoct> Tom G. Tom G.
<DrReixis> DrQuence: Will do.
<ResearcherVoct> Didn't he die?
<AgentClay> Yo, Doctor Wilt
<DrBritain> Hey can I get access to 914, 1133 and 1147
<DrQuence> Yeah
<DrQuence> horribly
<EngO_Xiao> Tom G.
<DrS> WalterG: Where was he stationed?
<DoctorSene> Hahahaaa…
<EngO_Xiao> I remember him.
<Doctor_Wilt> Where's that AA report I asked for?
<DrQuence> He was an /idiot/.
<EngO_Xiao> He was a good guy.
<ResearcherVoct> AgentElahi - no shit, keep your distance from him. But assuming we were to try it again.
<DrBritain> Who do I ask for access to those SCPs?
<DrChung> DrStone: Yes, and you will need further clearance from O5- personnel for access
<DoctorSene> Good guys… idiots… the same the same hahaha
<AgentClay> Fuck, y'know. I haven't gotten around to doing it yet. I'll get it done.
<AgentElahi> Voct: You get what I mean.
<Dr_Smascher> Replacements are undergoing the necessary background checks and training.
<DrS> Doctor_Wilt: We're people not computers, it takes more than 15 mins t write an AA report
<WalterG> DrS: he was stationed in various placed in DC. Also at Fort Meade and the NSA.
<DrQuence> Gotta lose your morals to win in the Foundation.
<AgentElahi> I thought Fort Meade was in Nevada?
<DrS> WalterG: Probably not my site then, what was his rank?
<ResearcherVoct> AgentElahi - true. I suppose I should have said, if we *had used* the proper parameters for the impersonation.
<Doctor_Wilt> Goddammit, DrS.
<AgentClay> No shit, the NSA? How're those spooks doing?
<ResearcherSlaw> Who the hell let this civvie in here?
<Dr_Smascher> But it sounds like there were a number of aberrations higher than the expected statistical norm during the vetting process of this batch of accountants.
<DrStone> Was that the guy who suggested 682 just needed to 'loosen up' with a bubble bath?
<WalterG> EngO_Xiao: He was a good guy. DrS: I am made to understand he was Level O-4.
<DrQuence> ResearcherSlaw: Personnel.
<AgentElahi> Clay: Probably jacking off to people having phone sex.
<DrS> Doctor_Wilt: If you have a problem go talk with that roget fellow
<Doctor_Wilt> Oh goddammit.
<ResearcherVoct> "Level O-4" ?
<Doctor_Wilt> Not him.
<EngO_Xiao> WalterG, what?
<Dr_Smascher> Sounds like a few may be PL or GOC plants.
<ResearcherVoct> …. oh. Youi mean "Level 4".
<DrBritain> Guys I actually have an idea about 682
<DrQuence> O-4?
<AgentClay> oh god Dr Stone, that guy kinda….well, he fell down stairs. A lot.
<AgentEscor> Wait, Tom? He's the one who broke the wireless in the break room!
<AgentBellstrom> I think I remember Tom. I loaned him a few bucks for 261, but he never paid me back.
<DrQuence> Christ.
<AgentClay> Repeatedly.
<WalterG> ResearcherVoct: I apologize, you're quite correct.
<DrQuence> Hehehe.
<DrBritain> You know how we discovered that Telekill is actually, like
<DrBritain> you know
<DrS> WalterG: Level 4 eh? What'd he do for a living
<DrBritain> Mindkill?
<DoctorSene> DrBritain, you will feed yourself to hahahaa it?
<Doctor_Wilt> AgentClay
<ResearcherVoct> DrBritain - HUSH
<AgentGatsby> Can someone email me a copy of Document 962-382?
<AgentClay> what is it Wilt
<AgentEscor> On it Gatsby
<DrBritain> Why don't we just line its cage with telekill alloy until its brain melts?
<DrReixis> DrQuence: Sent. Also…Did you happen to get a hold of the samples I needed for test 4711-G?
<Dr_Smascher> He's not cleared for that.
<EngO_Xiao> Dr_Smascher, has the accounting figures for Foundation Engineering been released yet?
<AgentGatsby> Thank you, Escor.
<Doctor_Wilt> Don't tell me you collaborated with that Roget kid
<DrBritain> or something
<AgentClay> Wilt, no. Shut up. You've been assigned to 173 duty.
<ResearcherVoct> DrBritain - that's a good idea, actually. Just hope nothing goes wrong.
<DrChung> Also, have we officially ended all testing on SCP-914?
<Dr_Smascher> Yes, and you're a few million overbudget.
<AgentClay> I'm joking.
<AgentElahi> …Clay.
<DrS> Doctor_Wilt: He offered me one extra cucumber for a week!
<EngO_Xiao> Shit.
<DrQuence> DrReixis: Oh those were confiscated by the Ethics Committee, but I can get you some more.
<WalterG> DrS: I'm sorry. Everything I know about his work is classified.
<EngO_Xiao> I'm going to talk to Eisenberg about that.
<ResearcherVoct> DrChung - for the rest of the month, actually. But it's almost June.
<ResearcherSolan> DrBritain, have we already forgotten about incident 148-1?
<DrQuence> DrReixis: Just wait until Monday.
<DrS> Doctor_Wilt: What's a guinea pig to do?
<EngO_Xiao> He probably messed up the numbers, again.
<Doctor_Wilt> DrS: Goddammit.
<DrReixis> DrQuence: Shit. I cannot imagine the paperwork…
<AgentElahi> Clay. Did you hide my whetstone again?
<DrBritain> I don't think I was around for 148-1
<ResearcherVoct> DrS - eat sunflower seeds and run in its wheel?
<Dr_Smascher> Please do, because the way it sounds, you've attracted IA's attention.
<Doctor_Wilt> DrS: I'll be messaging both your and AgentClay's directors.

• ResearcherVoct scurries off to do an errand.

<DrQuence> DrReixis: Hey, no worries, an accountant has taken a shine to me.
<DrChung> Hm, I was hoping to run some cross checks
<DoctorSene> EngO_Xiao hahaha lets have some coffee heeeeheeee
<DrBritain> What happened in 148-1?
<EngO_Xiao> Dr_Smascher, my sincerest apologies for such a miscalculation.
<DrBritain> I can't access the logs
<AgentGatsby> Elahi, you got stuck with D-class orientation on Friday.
<DrQuence> DrReixis: I bring him coffee he shuts the fuck up and does my paperwork.
<EngO_Xiao> DoctorSene, with you?
<DrS> Doctor_Wilt: don't be like that man, you know how I love those things :(
<AgentClay> Elahi, the last time I gave you your whetstone back, you stabbed D-4273 in the gut, claiming he was 'infected' by 008. No, you can't have it back.
<EngO_Xiao> You know that I'm engaged.
<EngO_Xiao> :/
<DrShaRose> WalterG if your father was following protocol, you would not know of his work at all. There is little need to refrain from details.
<AgentEscor> I've sent you a message EngO_Xiao, check up on it
<DrStone> Unless he was on the Ethics Committee. :)
<Dr_Smascher> Don't apologize to me, it's not my money, not my unit, not my problem.
<ResearcherVoct> actually
<ResearcherSolan> If we line the cage with telekill, it will eventually undergo what currently is termed a "collapse event" and affect all personnel in a varying radius with the effects of the entity contained by SCP-148.
<AgentElahi> Clay I swear to god if I have dull butterfly knives tomorrow because you hid my whetstone, I'm going to kneecap you.
<Dr_Smascher> Just a heads up.
<Doctor_Wilt> DrS: No further discussions.
<DrS> Yes, DrShaRose has a point
<DrS> Doctor_Wilt: Dammit
<ResearcherVoct> WalterG - before I go, I'm interested in knowing - what did Tom tell you about us?
<EngO_Xiao> Dr_Smascher, it will be corrected by tomorrow.
<ResearcherVoct> he didn't mention old Phonehead, did he?
<ResearcherVoct> 086
<EngO_Xiao> I will have the paperwork in by 12.
<AgentClay> Elahi, bring it on, bitch.
<DoctorSene> No EngO_Xiao, with the hamster on floor twelve hahaha
<DrQuence> Oh Phonehead was a sweetheart, really.
<DrStone> Just admitting you got assigned to Ethics is bad enough, I can't blame him for saying it was 'classified'.
<DrBritain> There's entities inside 148?
<DrQuence> DrStone: Yes but /O-4/
<Dr_Smascher> You sure you can paper over a few million missing with nothing to show for it?
<DrS> DrStone: shush
<DrQuence> That's just dumb.
<EngO_Xiao> DrStone, I was offered a spot on the Ethics Committee.
<DrQuence> Then again he was a moron, so.
<AgentEscor> AgentClay, AgentElahi, Get along.
<EngO_Xiao> Of course, I accepted.
<DrChung> I need to go check on SCP-038
<DrQuence> EngO_Xiao: oh you poor thing.
<DoctorSene> DrBritain Haaheeha are you new here?
<AgentElahi> Besides, D-4273 called me a faggot. I mean, that's ACCURATE and all, but it's still rude.
<EngO_Xiao> Because I actually care about people.
<WalterG> DrShaRose: Well, my father was in the field of transporting your most powerful objects. I know for a fact he was present at the transport of the creature you have listed in your "mock web site" as SCP-684. ResearcherSolan: A lot.
<EngO_Xiao> I know, eh?
<DrBritain> Somewhat, yes.
<DrS> Okat who's got WalterG's location now?
<EngO_Xiao> That's why I'm an Eng O, instead of a Researcher or a Doctor.
<AgentClay> Elahi - :| Still. You halted valuable testing.
<DrReixis> I do.
<DrBritain> Why not just make new instances of telekill with 1147, then?
<DrChung> Anyone have a copy of Document-1487-9442?
<EngO_Xiao> Speaking of which,
<DrS> I'll send the approval for anesthetics right away
<DrBritain> 1147 seems to imitate the properties of whatever it's planted in.
<EngO_Xiao> WalterG, what do you know about SCP-1713?
<AgentGatsby> If I find someone using 1D6J as a doorstop one more time, I swear to god …
<DrQuence> I got one, DrChung
<DrQuence> What do you need it for?
<DrBritain> I assume it can't replicate entities, though.
<AgentBellstrom> Can someone come over to Site 37, please? One of the D-Class just tried to snort SCP-447-2.
<EngO_Xiao> I caught your IP doing some tugging on my servers two days ago.
<DrShaRose> If your father was in the field of transporting such objects, he would not know of any code names associated to them.
<AgentEscor> DrChung, If I remember right it's on sublevel 6
<DrBritain> I _ASSUME_ It can't replicate entities.
<EngO_Xiao> Researcher Rosen is highly suspicious.
<Dr_Smascher> How long have you worked here, Bellstrom?
<ResearcherVoct> back
<AgentGatsby> Bellstrom, we're sending someone over.
<AgentCross> AgentBellstrom, I'm free at the moment
<DrChung> Ok then, I'll come back on in a bit
<ResearcherSlaw> Guys, anyone remember where the 055 dossier is on the intranet? I thought I bookmarked it but now I can't find it in the index
<WalterG> EngO_Xiao: Is that some sort of threat?
<AgentBellstrom> I'm a bit new, sorry.
<ResearcherSolan> … AgentBellstrom, are you sure you mean "snort"? I'm fairly certain SCP-447-2 is a gel.
<Princess_Luna_> who here knows irc commands?
<DrStone> I don't recall of any instance of 684 being transported. It's far too massive, and last I checked, still on the floor of the Indian Ocean.
<DrS> WalterG: Do you know what your dad used to do specifically? He tell you any stories?
<Dr_Smascher> I'm in fucking Kansas. Strelnikov is in Russia.
<DoctorSene> Hello haha ResearcherSlaw hehe…
<ResearcherVoct> EngO_Xiao - wait, wait. You were offered a spot on the ETHICS COMMITTEE?
<EngO_Xiao> WalterG, I am not threatening you, but it is an area of concern.
<ResearcherVoct> hahahahahah
<AgentEscor> One sec guys, going to get coffee
<EngO_Xiao> ResearcherVoct, yes, and I accepted.
<EngO_Xiao> And I have the balls to admit it.
<Dr_Smascher> We'll both be right over to Site 37 because you couldn't lock a door and watch the convicts.
<ResearcherSlaw> DoctorSene: what's so funny?

• DrStone pities EngO_Xiao

<DrQuence> EngO_Xiao: It's still fucking hilarious
<ResearcherSlaw> I really need to find
<DrS> ResearcherSlaw: just check the files as usual
<DoctorSene> ResearcherVoct He didn't just admit it, he struts it like a peacock hahahhaa
<ResearcherVoct> EngO_Xiao - hey, how many members of the Ethics Committee doe sit take to change a lightbulb?
<Doctor_Wilt> DrQuence.
<DrQuence> ..pfff
<WalterG> DrS: yes he did. In fact he gave me a file with a lot of valuable information that, if it were to get out, would be very dangerous. That's why I have wired my home system with a deadman switch. if anything happens to me, it all goes public.
<EngO_Xiao> Heard that one already.
<DrQuence> Doctor_Wilt.
<ResearcherSlaw> Shit, I gotta go check the autoclave
<EngO_Xiao> None - they can't change a thing!
<DrQuence> What do /you/ want.
<Dr_Smascher> Who was responsible for supervising the D?
<AgentClay> Walter - I wouldn't worry about it, honestly.
<AgentBellstrom> I have no idea what he was thinking. All I know is he somehow smuggled a straw in here and was trying to inhale some of it through his nose.
<DrS> WalterG: Heh. I don't think you understand your position, boy.
<Dr_Smascher> Oh.
<Doctor_Wilt> I heard you were being a big fat whore, DrQuenc.
<EngO_Xiao> WalterG, WHAT?!
<Dr_Smascher> Uh.
<DoctorSene> ResearcherSlaw hahehehe… funny? Haha. Many things. Babies. Whiskers on kittens, haha, the destruction of the world… haha…
<DrChung> WalterG: You really think that would stop us?
<Doctor_Wilt> At first I didn't believe it.
<AgentCross> I believe that is where the word /tried/ comes into play Bellstrom
<DrQuence> Oh /did/ you, Doctor_Wilt.
<Doctor_Wilt> But then I remembered
<AgentClay> Wilt, you're on keter duty.
<Scanbusy> Currently awaiting input.
<Dr_Smascher> Right.
<DrS> Can we get a MTF over to WalterG's location, please.
<EngO_Xiao> Agent_Strelnikov, can you hand me back my sidearm?
<Doctor_Wilt> You're always a big fat whore
<AgentElahi> Princess_Luna_: Agent Lynch. Can you PLEASE stop mixing up your roleplay nicknames with your official Foundation IRC nicknames?
<Doctor_Wilt> Ho ho ho

• Scanbusy is now known as Scantron

<Dr_Smascher> Security breach, people.
<DrQuence> I will /shank/ you, Doctor_Wilt.
<DrQuence> Just you watch.
<DrQuence> I'll get you assigned to 682 you bastard.
<WalterG> DrChung: Oh, it absolutely would. Does the word Tetramire mean anything to you?
<AgentClay> Hold on, I'm assigning you to SCP-231.
<DrReixis> WalterG: WHAT.
<AgentClay> Suck a dick
<ResearcherVoct> AgentClay - okay, that's just tasteless.

• Kzerza (~PI.44E0D68A.C56802AD.A21C29B5|azrezK#PI.44E0D68A.C56802AD.A21C29B5|azrezK) has joined #site19

<DoctorSene> I approve of DrQuence shankings.
<EngO_Xiao> HEY YOU TWO.
<Dr_Smascher> You'll make this easier on yourself if you just sit there and wait, Walter.
<ResearcherVoct> No pun intended.
<EngO_Xiao> SHUT UP FOR A SECOND.
<EngO_Xiao> THERe's A FUCKING SECURITY BREACH!
<DrQuence> Doctor_Wilt: Watch your fucking ba-
<AgentBellstrom> Clay, you cruel, cruel bastard.
<AgentGatsby> WHICH SITE?
<AgentElahi> …does this mean I get to use my big gun?
<DrQuence> Oh there's /always/ a security breach.
<AgentClay> Wait, breach?! Where?
<DoctorSene> HAHAHA SECURITY BREACH HAHAHAHEHEHE
<AgentEscor> MUAHAHA
<WalterG> You can't touch me. I will go public with the tetramire incident. The whole thing. I have the file.

• Scantron is now known as ScanAFK

<DoctorSene> Haaaahaaaaaaahhh oh when isn't there
<AgentElahi> Because I want to use my big gun.
<DrShaRose> WalterG That kind of threat is meaningless to an organization like this. I think if your data were accurate it would reflect this.
<DrQuence> Uh huh.
<EngO_Xiao> DoctorSene, the security breach includes your pron.
<Dr_Smascher> You don't understand how this works.
<EngO_Xiao> you may want to be interested in this.
<DrStone> MTF Gamma-5 is en route to your terminal location, Walter_G. Please do not attempt to leave your home.
<DoctorSene> DON'T MOCK ME AGENTESCOR HAHAHA
<AgentElahi> Clay, can I use my big gun this time?
<DrChung> Can we get Task Force Iota-7 over to WalterG's house?
<ResearcherSolan> WalterG, I think you underestimate our ability to generate disinformation.
<ResearcherVoct> wait, you seriously think we don't already have alibis for Tetramire?
<DrQuence> Absolutely.
<AgentEscor> DOCTORSENE I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY
<DrBritain> So, yes.
<DrQuence> Filling out the paperwork riiiiight now.
<AgentClay> Elahi - Yes, you can. But be careful this time, damn it.
<DrChung> Oh, we already got Gamme-5 going
<DrQuence> And done.
<EngO_Xiao> DrChung, Gamma-5 is already enroute.
<WalterG> DrShaRose: Your threats are meaningless to me. DrChung: I'm not at my house. Asshole.

• Princess_Luna_ is now known as AgentLuna

<DrS> Don't worry WalterG. You won't have to worry about things right now.
<DrChung> NVM
<DoctorSene> AgentEscor: HAHAHA ASSUMPTIONS
<Dr_Smascher> You can't upload anything if we cut communications and power.
<ResearcherVoct> WalterG - calm down.

• Jekeled is now known as Jekeled_Esquire_At_Law

<DrS> WalterG: In a bit you'll be okay and can go on with your life.
<ResearcherVoct> WalterG - it's not like we're going to kill you. That's what the amnesiacs are for.
<DrReixis> WalterG: No. But I know exactly where you are.
<DrQuence> We know exactly where everyone is.
<DoctorSene> We'll, hahaha… find you WalterG…hehe… we won't hurt you in ways that hahaha you'll remember…
<EngO_Xiao> I have a trace on his location!
<AgentEscor> Has someone already got a trace on this Walter guy?
<WalterG> None of you can touch me.

• ScanAFK is now known as Scantron

<EngO_Xiao> Sending in the Predators.
<Dr_Smascher> That's right.
<Scantron> Reconnected. Awaiting input.
<Jekeled_Esquire_At_Law> Anything legal should know about?
<DrQuence> AgentEscor: EngO_Xiao does.
<ResearcherSlaw> Somebody fucking medicate Sene
<AgentElahi> WalterG: I can touch you with a bullet.
<Dr_Smascher> We can't touch you.
<DrStone> More importantly, the deadman switch is at your home, as you already explained to us.
<AgentEscor> Righty O
<Dr_Smascher> Just keep calm.
<DrS> AgentEscor: already sent to MTF info.
<ResearcherSolan> *sigh* Honestly, some people just make things too complicated.
<DrShaRose> WalterG again I remind you of the scope of this organization.
<DrQuence> Scantron, calculate probability of WalterG escaping.
<Doctor_Wilt> Doctor Vang, why are you still under Scantron?
<AgentClay> Look behind you, Walter. See the gentleman by the door?
<DrReixis> AgentEscor: Yes, I do. I'm right next to him. I brought him to the rondevous point as discussed. He's in the room with mne right now
<DrShaRose> We have moles in every government, every police station, every news entity.
<ResearcherSolan> Has anyone seen SCP-662 lately? I'm sure the good gentleman will be happy to assist us in this matter.
<AgentCross> AgentBellstrom, could you kindly show me to the D-Class in question
<AgentClay> No? That's because he's already left.
<ResearcherSlaw> Guys
<Scantron> DrQuence: 0.46
<WalterG> DrReixis: What
<Scantron> Doctor_Wilt: Fuck you I'm a robot.
<ResearcherSlaw> we could just
<ResearcherSlaw> ok
<DrStone> AgentClay: He won't see the gentleman by the door, our stealth systems are far too advanced
<EngO_Xiao> AgentCross, the Delta is already dead.
<Dr_Smascher> It'll all be over before you know it.
<ResearcherSlaw> this is a little bit OTT
<DrShaRose> If you did decide to release any information, I can assure you it would be regarded as drivel.
<ResearcherVoct> DrShaRose - well, don't exaggerate. 90% of government, 90% of police stations, 80% of news entities.
<AgentClay> Stone: Exactly.
<WalterG> defrdtfyg
<DrQuence> Only .46, guys! Go for it!
<ResearcherSlaw> but we could send him the dance video :D
<AgentElahi> DrReixis: Ya spelled rendezvous wrong, doc.
<DrQuence> Scantron, calculate probability of Doctor_Wilt being a fuckface and getting his ass shanked!
<ResearcherSlaw> i think he would really *enjoy* the dance video
<AgentBellstrom> Right this way, AgentCross. He started sneezing so I was able to catch him before he ran off.
<DrReixis> AgentElahi: Target is acquired.
<Scantron> DrQuence: 0.87
<Dr_Smascher> Show him the dance of your people, Murphy.
<ResearcherSlaw> if you catch my meaning
<DrS> BBL I'm gonna grab a bite. Is anyone willing to carry me?
<AgentCross> EngO_Xiao, 447 does not play well with corpses, have you not read the containment
<DrS> Little piggy big world and all that.

• Agent_Strelnikov sets mode: -k saHredf43d@1

<Doctor_Wilt> Scantron, calculate levels of whore in DrQuence's blood stream

• that_tall_fellow (~ten.tsacmoc.av.1dsh.8AF73E0F-CRInys|llat_taht#ten.tsacmoc.av.1dsh.8AF73E0F-CRInys|llat_taht) has joined #site19

<Agent_Strelnikov> is this correct key
<DrShaRose> ResearcherVoct If you assume each entity, you would be correct. We do however have moles in the higher levels in each case, for control purposes.
<DrQuence> Scantron, include the fact that Doctor_Wilt called me a whore and recalclate.
<AgentBellstrom> We may need to incinerate this straw here.
<EngO_Xiao> Yep.
<WalterG> I'LL KILL EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU

• WalterG (~ten.tsacmoc.dm.1dsh.4F536CC3-CRInys|utsaoT#ten.tsacmoc.dm.1dsh.4F536CC3-CRInys|utsaoT) Quit (Quit: )

<Agent_Strelnikov> i am trying to open email
<DrShaRose> It holds true for this.
<Dr_Smascher> Believe so.

• Pig_catapult IS SUMMONED
• Kzerza is now known as DoctorKzerza

<DrShaRose> LOL
<Jekeled_Esquire_At_Law> :P

• Pig_catapult is kinda busy, though
• DrS is now known as Soulless

<Dr_Smascher> Wait.
<AgentClay> ahahahha
<AgentBellstrom> Hahaha, what.
<Soulless> LOL
<ResearcherSlaw> game over
<Jekeled_Esquire_At_Law> Problem solved?
<AgentGatsby> NIIIIIIIIIIIICE
<DrStone> ….wahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
<AgentClay> MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

VOCT, STRETCHER OF SCREENS, CREATOR OF TL;DR. RIP VOCT.- Scantron

Last edited on 31 May 2012 02:46 by Communism will win Show more

Re: Trolling on IRC

solomen 31 May 2012 02:45

Oh lol. You would think the guy would have done a little bit more research if he thought the SCP was real. Transported an untransportable entity my size 15 foot :)

Re: Trolling on IRC

thattallfellow 31 May 2012 02:10

I walked in on "I'LL KILL EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU."

I'm so mad I missed the rest.

Re: Trolling on IRC

TheGlyphstone 31 May 2012 02:13

It was beautiful.

Re: Trolling on IRC

thatdudewithaface 31 May 2012 02:21

For those of us afflicted with tl;dr, can we get a basic synopsis?

Re: Trolling on IRC

(account deleted) 31 May 2012 02:23

Guy claims his dad worked for the Foundation, thinks it's real, comes in, everybody plays the part of an Agent or Researcher and goes about as though it were legitimate, people convince the guy he's going to get fucked in the ass by the Foundation, threatens to kill everybody, leaves, calls cops on friend.

Still tl;dr: Funny shit involving crazy people.

Re: Trolling on IRC

TheGlyphstone 31 May 2012 02:22

Sure, but not by me.

It ends with Reixis talking to the cops though.

Re: Trolling on IRC

Drewbear 31 May 2012 13:18

Holy shit, really? WalterG was that sure that we were real and on our way to kill him? REALLY?

That's a special kind of gullible, right there.

---

Giving bearhugs to the unsuspecting since 1872.

Re: Trolling on IRC

Jekeled 31 May 2012 02:23

I'm so delighted I was here for all of it…even if my line did come near the end.

BEST.

CHAT.

EVER.

This is going down in SCP history.

Re: Trolling on IRC

Shuyo 31 May 2012 02:24

Oh my god, this was the best thing I ever participated in. AgentElahi + AgentClay = Buddy cops 4 lyfe srsly

Re: Trolling on IRC

Boa Noah 31 May 2012 02:28

Well that was a little confusing to sift through, I also must question why no one said "Nevermind, the boys down in Tech Lab 15 (or whatever) just took a look, he's bluffing, call in MTF-13" or something like that.

Re: Trolling on IRC

Rejekyll 31 May 2012 02:34

I am so pissed that I missed this.

Also you should collapsible that, Voct.

Re: Trolling on IRC

VAElynx 31 May 2012 02:40

Tell me about it. Thinking of it, at least Xiao mentioned me :3

Last edited on 31 May 2012 02:41 by VAElynx Show more

Re: Trolling on IRC

TheGlyphstone 31 May 2012 02:40

Oh yeah:
http://imgur.com/8VlID

Reixis holding the sheriff's business card after talking to the cops afterwards.

Re: Trolling on IRC

Photosynthetic 31 May 2012 05:28

Christ, this guy actually called the cops?

I'm not sure whether to laugh my head off or just shake it slowly and sorrowfully.

Re: Trolling on IRC

(account deleted) 31 May 2012 14:04

That sounds like a victory for the Foundation!

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